Stabby Jo McDaggers (Anna J. Worthy)
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no DMs Anna J Worthy •author•MFA•teacher•wife•mom •gamer •lifter•ND&dyslexic•guitar player/singer •swears •funny on a bi-weekly basis•
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Hi.
It's my birthday. I'm officially 39.
Here is a completely filterless selfie to commemorate my leveling up.
#filterlessfriday
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I'm just a girl begging the universe to be kind.
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Okay. On the advice of like 4 people, here's a selfie THEY promised me doesn't suck. I'm trusting them, and not my brain that says it is trash.
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Felt really pretty this morning. Took a pic. Still don't hate it, so here.
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@ask_aubry
The irony of refuting the existence of women's mental load by ASKING WOMEN to bear the mental load of gathering and providing data for him. 🤦♀️
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Today it's the shirt my students lovingly refer to as my "lesbian flannel"
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Today's filterless seems better. Might change my mind in a few hours, but for now, I don't hate it. Maybe I'm just happier on Mondays than Fridays.
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I... I got a full request.
My first full request!!
I maybe possibly don't completely suck at this?
#WritingCommunity
#amquerying
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You know? I'm really fucking cute when I'm stabby. Deadly. But cute. 😌
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Today is going to be the first day in weeks that I don't cry. I can feel it.
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Husband spent the morning trying to talk me out of this WIP. Said vampires are oversaturated and I'm just going to get pegged as twilight fanfic.
So now I have to write this into a NYT bestseller for no other reason than spite.
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Welp... I'm an old lady. Gray at temple. Find me a cane and prepare my senior discount.👵👵
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It's Tuesday/Friday. Kinda bittersweet. Hope you have a good one!
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Some author photo options. Vote for your fave.
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Last month I gained like 800 followers.
This month I gained 82 "new" people and lost 34.
The key difference? I asked for no DMs and no flirting.
There's got to be a way for women creatives to develop a robust social network without flirting, right?
...right??
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I slept for 6.5 hours and feel unreasonably cute today, so I'm subjecting you to an obligatory unfiltered bathroom selfie. 😁😂
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They say even a fake smile can brighten someone else's day.
Here ya go.
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What are you wearing Wednesday!
Show me your outfits (today's or any that you have saved when you felt on point!)
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Side note. This is the 3rd book I've written this year.
WHAT?!?!
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Hi! I'm terrible at social media (and anything more than survival) rn. Say "hi" so the algo doesn't think I'm as irrelevant as I probably am. Hope to be back soon.
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It's Wednesday! Whatcha wearin? Let's see those outfits, you beautiful humans!
It's a fake-a-smile kinda morning for me.
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Snowy Tuesday with WAY too much grading to do.
Hang in there, peeps.
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I've lost 9 pounds this month. Which is great.
Except RIP, my boobs.😬😔😂😂🙄
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Just got a super sweet personalized rejection (liked my writing style, praised my synopsis, but was too high fantasy for what they are looking for). Is it weird that a rejection gave me a little boost of self esteem? Anyone else?
#amwriting
#amquerying
#WritingCommunity
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Non-sexual, non-romantic things that make your eyes roll a little and say "God, yes!"
For me:
-summer rainstorms
-that first sip of a much needed coffee
-lying down after a long day
-taking my ponytail out
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Here's a little snippet from my YA fantasy novel. Spoiler free, but you get a bit of MC (Evaya) and one antagonist (Valgrun).
I feel cheesy AF doing this, so I hope you're happy🤣🤣🤣
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I made hubs watch Robin Hood Men In Tights (how he got this far never seeing it, who knows) and he was not impressed. *Le sigh*
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I lean on filters a lot bc, like nearly everyone, I get lost in the asinine beauty standards of the world. But now & then, I try to keep it real. So here's my unfiltered face. Lines and flyaway hairs and harsh florescent lighting (and a coat bc it's 58 degrees in this classroom)
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Slight misunderstanding over what "inch or 2 trim" would look like, but aside from looking more "Karen" than expected, I think it's okay??
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Filterless.
Reading in bed, messy bun, hoodie kind of day, but I'm feeling more myself than I have in a while, and I don't hate what I see.
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The question answers itself
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Filterless Friday.
Some days, I'm more comfortable with all my lines and gray hairs.
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Feeling one thousand years old today. ✌️🙃
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Mastication.
Your turn!
(Disclaimer: scheduled tweet, sorry if I don't like/reply)
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The literal minute I get home: sweats😌
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Good lord. It's *writers with asinine dickhead takes* day!
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This is like my 17th apocalypse, and I gotta say, one star. Y2k was even better than this. Very low effort world-ending.
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@TheaLanden
I'm sad I only have 7 of those items... gotta try harder to make men like this run far away
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@AMJalsevac
This is a really self-righteous, judgmental, and shallow take.
Maybe consider that people don't need to dress to please you or anyone else.
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Monday! Ready for this week to start!
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Back to work. Whatcha wearing Wednesday? Show me outfits!
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It's Friday. My late work deadline for the term is today. Grant me the serenity to not roast a child to pieces when they come begging for more time despite multiple opportunities already granted and ignored.
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So about twice a year, I wear a skirt to work. Usually bc someone official is coming to observe me teach. Today is such a day. It cannot end soon enough. (Carpal tunnel brace kinda ruins the image😂😂)
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This. A million times, this.
It happened so much in my life I just stopped wanting to talk to people.
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First day with students back! My social anxiety hates the first day. The sooner I can get to know these 200+ kids, the sooner I can relax and feel like I'm just spending my day geeking out about books and writing and rhetoric.🤓
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I very nearly made this my author photo 😹😹😹
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Editing AI-generated novels doesn't make you a writer. It makes you a plagiarist. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Oh, and if you champion or produce books written by AI, you can airlock yourself and save the hassle. Toodles.
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Hope you all have a wonderful day. Thankful for the wonderful people I've met here, making my world better by being in it.
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Monday morning reminder to find a reason to smile, and try to be the reason someone else smiles. Life is hard enough.
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Relatedly: If you recently followed me, please understand if it takes me a while to determine which people I feel safe following back.
Because right now, I do not feel very fuckin safe. At all.
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What Are You Wearing Wednesday (I just made this up. Play along)
Let's see those outfits!
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I don't follow for follow. I reserve my follows for people who meet very rigorous criteria. Things like, do you drink water? Am I reasonably sure from your bio and pfp that you don't have bodies in the basement?
It's very exclusive. 🤷♀️
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I hereby declare this "Fuck-it Friday" where we just survive the day with the least amount of stress and drama possible
Who's in?
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I hope someday to be successful enough in writing that I can talk about crying in my kitchen over rejection letters and crippling self-doubt, and it will be an inspiration story and not just the "patient background" section on the intake forms.
#amwriting
#amquerying
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14 met a guy at a theme park in the spring, and they texted a few weeks then he ghosted her. She changed his contact to "CAN ACTUALLY DIE" and moved on.
Bro rolled up with a text on Halloween saying "hey babe" and 14 deadass replied: wrong number
🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
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Yeah, I'm eating peanutbutter from the jaw. Who's gonna stop me?
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OMG the shit I catch while editing.
"Tara crossed her eyes and glared."
No. No, she did not. ARMS. Arms is what she crossed. jfc. 💀
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Wall to wall meetings today. Pray for stabby jo.
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Liam Neeson?! No friggen way. I'm stabby but I'm not fuckin with him. He has a very specific set of skills...
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I don't follow a lot of people. Dudes especially. Takes time to earn trust. But the people I follow are pretty outstanding. Thanks for being here and being good eggs.
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Obligatory unfiltered birthday selfies.
I'm 40 😁
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Do you look your age?
Post a pic
40. Like a fine wine😁🤣
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Self care Sunday means stabbings are allowed right?
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Fuck off. I'll post what I want to.🔪🔪🔪🔪
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It's Tuesday. I felt kinda cute, so here's a filterless pic.
Let's win today. 😁
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Before you fall in love with me, you should know that these are my ideal Christmas pajamas.
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Outfit of the day: shapeless adult onesie pajamas. I know you're jealous.
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Haircut day. Feeling more me again. Still cold af, but more me.
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Mental health is wild. One sec you're like, hey I'm not a troll today and brain is like "the fuck you're not"
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Me: I like having painted nails actually
Them: why don't you paint them more often then?
My nails 12 hours after being done:
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My fever's down to 99.8 this morning. Walked for an hour on the dreadmill, and about to tackle a manic Monday at work.
My grays show at the temples when I put my hair up, and I kinda dgaf? 🤣🤣
Hope y'all are embracing your authenticity today, too.
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me: you already said "launched himself" you can't use that again.
me to me: Sent? Threw? Rocketed? Oh! I KNOW! I KNOW!
me: no.
me to me: WHY NOT?!?!
me: you cannot say he YEETED himself at the skitter in your fantasy novel.
Me to me: You're no fun.
WRITING FIGHT SCENES IS SO HARDDDDDD
That is all. As you were.
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
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When someone follows me, I vet them. I read their bio, check follower count, account creation year, skim their posts, replies, and likes. If any of that gives me red flags of being a bot, a bigot, a perv, or a problem for me, I block.
Occasionally they impress me & I follow back.
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Parent teacher conferences tonight until late, after a full day of teaching and not getting a lunch bc I'm running a meeting, and I wanna cry already so fuck this day in advance.✌️✌️
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Jfc... filters make it so hard to accept our natural faces as they are and stop aching for fake perfection.😞
Raw vs "idealized"
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Caught another ChatGPT cheater yesterday. Once I flagged the assignment for cheating, he immediately emailed and confessed.
I am *this* close to making all assignments timed, handwritten, and in-class.
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I might regret this later, but I'm feeling unreasonable.
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