Dr Lucy Chalice Author
@LucyChalice
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Slightly mad scientist 👩🔬 horse wrangler 🐴 rom com author 📚with @0neMoreChapter_ Rep: @thekiagency Instagram: @lucychalice.author
Southwest UK
Joined March 2022
People who love the sound of their own voice, shout the loudest, talk over others, speak up in meetings when they have nothing relevant to say, and take credit for other people’s ideas or hard work? These are my least favourite.
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Your last selfie is who you are on the outside. Your last meme is who you are on the inside. FFS. 😐
Your last selfie is who you are on the outside. Your last meme is who you are on the inside. Well…this is apt 🤣
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Oh, yes. My next house is defo having a book nook where I can draw a curtain, hide and be left alone. 😍.
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When someone sends you a message whilst you’re on a video call that’s so funny you almost snort out an eyeball and have to pretend you’re coughing and put yourself on mute to cover up the hysterical laughter. This is perfection. 😌❤️.
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Multi-tasking is doing a sciencey work call from the stables while the horses were attended by the farrier, whilst also parenting the Smallest Chalice and setting her to do yard work for pocket money. 💪🏻
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Oh yes, this. A fight to the death of who can make the other happier? All. The. Way. In. 😍❤️.
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I feel my office buddy does not have the the same work ethic as me, judging from her prone position and iPad usage… 👀
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Ooooh doesn’t it look pretty on the beach! Thanks @simon_jackson 🤩.
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RT @simon_jackson: @LucyChalice Sitting under the olive trees, with Mark Zuckerberg sailing by 😎
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As a grown up, I feel it’s a shame we don’t get party bags anymore. A little ‘well done for leaving the house’ treat would definitely motivate me into being more social. Nothing big; a slice of cake, a ballon, perhaps a sparkly pen, I’d be delighted.
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A writer doing writing? Trying to anyway. I’ve moved from my Worky office to the kitchen table, in the hope it helps the writing block I’ve had lately. 😬.#writingcommunity what things get your creativity flowing if you’ve had a dry spell? 👀😭
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This is appalling. As authors we pour our heart and soul into books and often see so little of the profits anyway, but to be owed so much when this book has been so successful, is dreadful. Please help Becky @deathtospinach if you can. ❤️.
I'm posting something that I had hoped I'd never have to, and I have stayed quiet for many months. Unbound - @unboundsocials - the publisher of my book, Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You, owes me many thousands of pounds and has behaved appallingly towards me and dozens of its
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Proud of my age? Hell yes. I wrote my first book in my 40s, best decade so far. 💪🏻. Post yourself in monochrome with your age.44. 👀
Proud of my age? No. Post yourself in monochrome along with your name and age. Ranch.46
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You, yes you, Lucy Chalice, should be writing. 👀. And if this applies to you too, skidaddle to that computer/notebook and get those ideas down you glorious little creative goblin, someone out there is waiting for your book. 🤨
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RT @RNAtweets: They say a picture is worth a thousand words…what about a writing competition for saga writers….-.-.-.-.Enter 3000 words of….
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Need to write more horror, it’s definitely lit a fire in my creative soul again. 😍🔥
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Imbued with lust.Such fevered dreams.Turn bedclothes slick.And clawing nails.Rake bloodied lines.Her red lips swallow .His desperate pleas.Disjointed limbs.Stretch and snap.Cries left unheard.By all but the fetid few. @horrorprompt #vsshorror.#carnalinfestation.
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