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Not a murderer.

Nasik
Joined May 2013
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I want the confidence of the people who buy a premix from the market, and then say- "Aaj maine caramel Custard banaya hai."
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With the sad state of affair give our roads or lack thereof - the government should give us an allowance for the upkeep of our vehicles! Ladki Gadi Yojana. #potholes #Nashik #horribleroads
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How do I recover my Instagram account if it’s hacked?? @instagram please help! Anyone?
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
2 months
Hey @JioCare Please help me get a sim for my e-sim, since I need to change my handset. How do I do this without having to change the number linked to my Aadhar card?
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
2 months
Hey @JioCare , my Aadhaar is linked to my Jio number. To get a SIM, I need Aadhaar OTP. But OTP comes to the very number I need the SIM for. And since it’s a group connection, I can’t even get an individual SIM. Basically… Jioception. 🤯 How do I break this loop?
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
3 months
PSA: Not everything that’s shaped like a modak is a modak. Please staaaaaap!
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@imYadav31
Gajender Yadav
6 months
This video gonna hunt for a very long time. Unbelievable.....shattered
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
6 months
Take a bow, @sumukhisuresh ! Hormonal spoke to me like nothing ever haan! Thank you for writing this. Performing this! Thoroughly enjoyed it!! What a show. #Queen
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@TheFigen_
The Figen
6 months
Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. Even though losing hurts us, we must accept that it is a part of success.
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OJ
7 months
Universe: here’s a plot twist. Me: can we just roll the credits already!
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@michaelscottfc
Abdullah
7 months
Asal Jung to Akshay Kumar aur Vicky Kaushal ki hogi operation sindoor ke rights par.
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
9 months
So yesterday I was that person who was working on a laptop in a 1.5 hrs flight. I have hit a new low.
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
9 months
😂😂😂
@AbhinandanSekhr
Abhinandan Sekhri
9 months
I don't think India has officially won until the 'phone call' happens. I think that's a rule.
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
10 months
Wow, cracking a joke meets with a backlash with actions that are more threatening than the joke itself! *slowclaps* (I mean slaps)
@BeerBicepsGuy
Ranveer Allahbadia
10 months
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@oj_not_simpson
OJ
10 months
Recognising the heart behind material makes it a gift! - Unposted Letters by Mahatria Ra
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@ChhaganCBhujbal
Chhagan Bhujbal
11 months
दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक, प्रख्यात उद्योजक आणि स्नेही देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाची बातमी अत्यंत दुःखद आहे. त्यांना भावपूर्ण श्रद्धांजली! नाशिक शहर व जिल्ह्यासह महाराष्ट्राच्या औद्योगिक, सामाजिक, शैक्षणिक, सांस्कृतिक क्षेत्रांत त्यांनी भरीव योगदान दिले आहे. तसेच महाराष्ट्र
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@MahaDGIPR
MAHARASHTRA DGIPR
11 months
दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक आणि प्रख्यात उद्योजक देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाने सेवाव्रती उद्योगपती आपण गमावला आहे, अशा शब्दांत मुख्यमंत्री @Dev_Fadnavis यांनी त्यांना श्रद्धांजली वाहिली आहे.
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@AjitPawarSpeaks
Ajit Pawar
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महाराष्ट्रातील ख्यातनाम उद्योजक देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाची बातमी अत्यंत वेदनादायक आहे. त्यांच्या रुपाने आपण एक देशाभिमानी उद्योजक गमावला आहे. अहिल्यानगर,नाशिकसह महाराष्ट्राच्या सामाजिक, औद्योगिक, सांस्कृतिक आणि शैक्षणिक क्षेत्रात त्यांनी दिलेले योगदान खूप मोठे आहे. याशिवाय
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My cousin’s alias account just followed me. Either it’s a mistake, or I’m now a character in their undercover drama series. Stay tuned.
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Wordle 1,224 5/6* ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew! 😅
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Yaar yeh Imran toh kuch jyaada hi laut aaya. #LautAaoImran but in movies and not on my YouTube giving interviews saying the same shizz… Pssst.
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