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I want the confidence of the people who buy a premix from the market, and then say- "Aaj maine caramel Custard banaya hai.".
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Take a bow, @sumukhisuresh !. Hormonal spoke to me like nothing ever haan! Thank you for writing this. Performing this! .Thoroughly enjoyed it!! What a show. #Queen.
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RT @TheFigen_: Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. Even though losing hurts us, we m….
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Universe: here’s a plot twist. Me: can we just roll the credits already!.
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RT @michaelscottfc: Asal Jung to Akshay Kumar aur Vicky Kaushal ki hogi operation sindoor ke rights par.
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So yesterday I was that person who was working on a laptop in a 1.5 hrs flight. I have hit a new low.
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😂😂😂.
I don't think India has officially won until the 'phone call' happens. I think that's a rule.
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Wow, cracking a joke meets with a backlash with actions that are more threatening than the joke itself! .*slowclaps* (I mean slaps).
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Recognising the heart behind material makes it a gift! . - Unposted Letters by Mahatria Ra.
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RT @ChhaganCBhujbal: दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक, प्रख्यात उद्योजक आणि स्नेही देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाची बातमी अत्यंत दुःखद आहे. त्यांना….
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RT @MahaDGIPR: दैनिक ‘देशदूत’चे संस्थापक आणि प्रख्यात उद्योजक देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाने सेवाव्रती उद्योगपती आपण गमावला आहे, अशा शब्दांत….
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RT @AjitPawarSpeaks: महाराष्ट्रातील ख्यातनाम उद्योजक देवकिसन सारडा यांच्या निधनाची बातमी अत्यंत वेदनादायक आहे. त्यांच्या रुपाने आपण एक देशा….
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My cousin’s alias account just followed me. Either it’s a mistake, or I’m now a character in their undercover drama series. Stay tuned.
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Yaar yeh Imran toh kuch jyaada hi laut aaya. #LautAaoImran but in movies and not on my YouTube giving interviews saying the same shizz…. Pssst.
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RT @sagarcasm: Carlos Alcaraz vs Novak Djokovic is basically unstoppable force meeting immovable object. Every point is an event in itsel….
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All my friends are so pregnant right now, that just by being around them I am getting Beej Sanskar ads! 😂.
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Or a husband posting a pic with wife and toddler but not their own mother!.
Nothing funnier than a married lady putting a Mother’s Day post for her Two mothers. One that birthed her, and the other who asked for a Mahindra Scorpio & 8 Lakhs cash 6 months ago to become her new mother.
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Hey @Swiggy @SwiggyCares . The genie picked up my parcel and then cancelled the delivery. So now my package has been picked up, but not dropped at drop location. Please help!.
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