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@officialtinym

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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
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When you put it like that...😭
@iky_fwjett
Jett 🜲
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imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
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Last year during an interview I was asked if I would be able to make tik toks for the company should they decide to start an account. Mind you, I was interviewing for a research position😭✋🏽
@Tariro_Tarie_
MusicWhore❤️😙
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My worst fear is being employed by a company with a tiktok account😭
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@niy2pretty
ηιүα ♛
2 days
Black girls called you ugly...so you want me to believe the white girls called you HANDSOME?
@mslavix
𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑥
2 days
what's y'all favorite quote from Dr. Umar? I got so many😭
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
2 days
Woah😭✋🏽
@thandoz23
Dyanikazi 🇿🇦
3 days
@Anele Me going to my ex's house in Alex forgetting I now have a new boyfriend in Fourways then have to stay the night because the taxis are finished because its late 😢
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@Ranting_Trans
Jasmine('s boobs hurt)
3 days
Honestly, if I ever stop joking about killing myself, then THAT is when people should start getting worried for me
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@EliahHunt
Extremely African💋💋
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But when Jennifer Hudson played Winnie Mandela and said “Amandala” yous didn’t have a problem. 😃
@nasescobar316
Nas
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I’m tired of Foreigners playing Black American Roles.
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
3 days
You lot should be embarrassed!
@SLBenfica
SL Benfica
3 days
🥹❤️
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
3 days
Skill issue.
@simplytee23
𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤
4 days
Cooking rice is such a sport. You blink once and it becomes pap mxm!
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
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Maybe I'm being paranoid but I had the weirdest uber ride today.
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@naledimashishi
naledi
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I literally think about this every time I see someone say men are “natural born leaders” and argue for women to be submissive. I grew up around these men and saw them barely pull their weight in group work projects can we please be fr
@GambelerQuail
Quail friend 🪶🍁
5 days
Telling girls to submit to a generation of men that is often less capable than them is incredible strategy. Gen Z girls went to school with Gen Z boys, they saw why they get lower marks. No amount of screeching about cat ladies and feminazis is going to fix that.
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@sirnkemdirim
prosper
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I can't physically fly, that's why relying on my outfits is mandatory
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
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😭
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@1ssve
S.🎧
6 days
Your feed on Instagram used to actually end and there would be a message that said “you’re all caught up!”. You would then close the app.
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
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Omw I hate when people do this😭
@Qoboqobo4
Sonwabile
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Me : Sawubona sisi Zulu lady :Sawubona unjani? Me : Ndiphi- Gone usisi womzulu ndisaphendula u"Unjani?" wakhe,mnxm ngase niyeke ukusibuza sinjani kanti anizosimamela
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@ericanextdooor
errrrr
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my biological glock is ticking
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
6 days
🤣
@MerriamWebster
Merriam-Webster
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meatier = 🥩🥩 meteor = ☄️
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
6 days
Lmao this ended up being one of the best uber rides I've ever taken. He was so hilarious! Made up for the time I had to wait for him. If I had money I would've tipped him shame😭
@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
6 days
Never in my fucking life! Why tf would you accept a ride when you're like 9km away bro😭✋🏽
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
6 days
Lmao. Facts😭
@paballo_patsa
Raised in Africa💫
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MaNgwabe wants MaKhumalo to resolve her issues with Mseleku so that he stops coming so often to her house. #uThandoNesthembu
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
6 days
Never in my fucking life! Why tf would you accept a ride when you're like 9km away bro😭✋🏽
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@officialtinym
2× Wits & UCT graduate🎓
7 days
Exactly!
@bluegerberas
sedi🧘🏾
7 days
We should NEVER be talking about travel destinations and your recommendation is Dubai. Like what’s wrong w you???
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