Joe
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When the annoying kid who has been running around upstairs finally hits his head on a table
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I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom it said: “Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding.” I was confused, so I read it again and again. It's been an hour & I'm still confused! Am I invited or not??
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On Monday - the Chinese exchange will have a chance to play catch up. -Remember liquidity is non existent until big players step in. -CME raised margins again on precious metals coming into effect Monday close -hedging is pointless and it’s cheaper to hit market and wait for
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A man who imitates the sounds he hears as close to the real thing as possible...and his friends' reactions.
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My son just told me that a fire truck is actually a water truck. He then asked me if you’re waiting for the waiter aren’t you the waiter.
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“It’s not hard is it” as the fighter collapses behind him 🤣 Bisping is the goat 😆
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There is absolutely no difference between this play and the Buffalo play. Adams did not make any move. He caught it, secured it as he was tackled and then stripped on the ground. Same exact thing. Same exact. This is why fans hate the NFL refs. No consistency game to game
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Unemployed mfs opening up Twitter, Discord, and Steam after waking up at 1pm
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My free solo ascent of Taipei 101 in Taiwan is coming up soon - and you can watch it LIVE on @netflix. January 23 @ 8 PM ET / 5 PM PT. Exciting!!
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bro casually walks and explains 5 GPU performance optimization methods for LLMs. one of the most simple and intuitive explanations for beginners.
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This is a terrific, tragic history of the Venezuelan oil saga, with US involvement. Puts the events of this weekend into an honest, informed perspective that will wow your friends and family. This is free, not mine, and I don't know the author, but it is really good, very
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