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The beloved former spokesman of Covid-19 mitigation Ahmad Yurianto passed away at 6.58pm today after battling colon cancer. He was initially treated in Jakarta but was transferred yesterday to Malang to be close to his family. RIP Pak Yuri
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BREAKING | KRI Nanggala 402 has been located. The sub lies at nearly 840 meters below surface, all 53 crew and other military personnel on board declared lost.
Fair seas and following winds on your eternal patrol.
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When you’re affluent enough to treat a hospital as a hotel for the delivery of your child and book an entire wing for the extended family.
Is this a wise decision by the hospital, and how do you think this affects their ability to provide services for others?
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Whatever it is that he’s high on, we don’t want any of it. This is one heck of a bad trip.
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Anyone remember what Megawati and Puan did directly for the Kanjuruhan victims?
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Y’all know we’re crazy about Subway subs but … what social distancing?
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Mount Semeru erupted sending a wall of hot clouds barrelling down towards nearby villages.
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BREAKING | Jakarta has 21 cases of cute hepatitis. The first three cases were reported back in April, all of which were fatal. The Deputy Governor also said that there are adults among the cases but offered no further details.
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Government to mudik travelers: please avoid peak days of 28, 29, 30, April and 1 May to minimize congestion on outbound roads.
Citizens on the 27th:
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It’s remarkable and shocking that the President’s security team completely failed to stop the woman who could have harmed Jokowi and the rest of the motorcade
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35 houses in Bangkalan, Madura, were damaged when police were disposing illegal fireworks by … lighting them up at an empty field
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RUU TPKS is now law after years and years of delays and revisions
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BREAKING NEWS: WEARING A MASK OUTDOORS IS NOW OPTIONAL. Unless there’s a large or packed crowd.
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We did it!!!!! The number of confirmed COVID-19 cases has surpassed 100k
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Is this our local version of royal marriage? If they have kids they’ll probably never have to experience adding water to the liquid soap or shampoo bottles.
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Contacts with Sriwijaya Air plane SJ 182 bound for Pontianak were reportedly lost shortly after taking off from Soetta at 2.36pm. 56 people were reportedly on board, including three babies. We are praying that everyone is safe.
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A bittersweet experience for university students who never had the full high school experience due to pandemic lockdown. They came to classes wearing school uniform surprising their lecturers.
Lockdown generation is real, yo.
Banyak mahasiswa nekat menggunakan baju SMA dikarenakan jarang dipakai akibat dari pandemi. Reaksi dosen mencengangkan!!!! (Baca selengkapnya)
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Bali’s immigration office is looking for Kristen Grey, the American woman in Bali at the center of the Twitter row about her immigration and tax status. The office said there’s no such name registered among arrivals but her social media name might be different to her actual name.
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Have y’all seen the recent Google Maps reviews of the Aare river in Switzerland?
Make shame
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How are these Russkies getting away with this in Bali? If the local police are powerless, maybe
@ListyoSigitP
should do something about it?
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Someone pulled a museum heist and took off with 95% of the artifacts from the Lapawawoi Museum in Bone, South Sulawesi.
NINETY FIVE PERCENT 🤯
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The Gulf of Mexico is on fire. No, it’s not a kaiju rupture, an oil pipeline broke and exploded
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Ridwan Kamil's son, Emmeril "Eril" Khan Mumtadz has reportedly been missing after taking a swim at a river in Bern, Switzerland yesterday. Eril was traveling to Switzerland looking to continue his studies. Swiss rescuers will continue their search efforts later today.
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Residents in Krakow, Poland had been afraid to open their windows for a few days after they saw a large brown cocoon-like object hanging off a nearby tree. When animal welfare came to rescue it they found out it was not an animal at all but
… a croissant.
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The immigration has decided to deport Kristen Gray for violation of her immigration status, encouraging foreigners to move to Bali amid the pandemic and selling an e-book on how to do so. She's now being detained at the immigration office in Denpasar awaiting available flight.
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Indonesia announced their first confirmed monkeypox patient, a 27 year old male in Jakarta with recent international travel history . He’s the only positive case from 23 suspected cases. The man was symptomatic on the 14th and confirmed on the 19th. He is self isolating at home.
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Tsunami warning has been issued after a shallow 7.5 magnitude quake hit the Flores Sea, 112km north of Larantuka, NTT.
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Dear Malaysia, Indonesian is not Malay. We’ll accept your proposal if you swap Malay with Indonesian. Otherwise, ummm, no. Also, you watch our movies and sinetrons and listen to our songs.
We watch Upin Ipin.
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We applaud CNN’s photo editor for the choice of header image in this article with a headline that says cops on Kanjuruhan stadium duty carried no weapons. Well played, good job.
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East Java' Mt Semeru erupted at 5.24pm today spewing a towering cloud of ash 4.5km high from the crater. Photo: BNPB
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A massive waterspout was spotted at the Gajah Mungkur reservoir, Wonogiri, C. Java at 3.30pm today. This weather phenomenon, which is quite rare in Indonesia, lasted for 15 minutes. Welp... that's it then... Nice knowing you, peeps.
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Wonosari General Hospital has clarified that the person who recorded an inappropriate video at their hospital, which went viral, was not an employee but a medical student on residency
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BREAKING | Health Minister BGS: The Health Ministry have detected one patient in Indonesia confirmed with the omicron variant. The patient is a cleaner at the Wisma Atlet emergency hospital. Three cleaners were confirmed positive but only one was infected with omicron.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THIS TWEET!
President Joko Widodo said two Indonesians in Indonesia tested positive for Covid-19. The 64-yo mother and her 31-yo daughter earlier had contact with a Japanese who later tested positive in Malaysia, Kompas reported. The two woman are in Indonesia but Jokowi wouldn't say where.
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Who among you:
Surprised Ardhito Pramono was arrested for drug use ❌
Surprised Ardhito Pramono is married ✅
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A veiled, unidentified woman has been detained shortly after she went past State Palace security at 7am this morning carrying a handgun, a phone, and no identification.
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After four days in the hospital this poor security guard was allowed to go home. Must have been a real shock
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Say bye to PUEBI and say hi to EYD V! The Indonesian language authorities have introduced the latest revision to the Indonesian language guide, adding the monophtong eu as ê, among several other updates.
The use of ê instead of e remains optional
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Feel free to correct us but this plan for a national DNS sounds like a major step towards cloning The Great Firewall of China
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The 2021 Microsoft Digital Civility Report that keeps on giving
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Anybody surprised?
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Nice one, Folkative. You could have literally used any number of ways, formats, and words to show the ojek fare updates.
Good job
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Ain't no cat gif in the world can soften this blow.
54,517 new cases
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It’s Bhayangkara Day, today, the 77th anniversary of the Indonesian Police Force, which was placed under the direct authority of the Prime Minister in 1946.
Anyone wanna share their police stories?
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BRUUHHHHH, Jabodetabek got the majority of the country’s 16,000+ active cases as well as most of the average daily cases. Back to masking everywhere, then.
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IT'S A NEW RECORD. 14,536 new cases today and we just had our second golden play button
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Herry Wirawan has been sentenced to death by Bandung High Court for the rape of 13 students who went to school at his pesantren. The prosecution had appealed to upgrade the life sentence handed in February.
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Jakartans, we know you’re all excited to be allowed out on CFD but come on! And the lines outside of GBK this morning is like a disaster waiting to happen. Somebody get me a therapist 💆🏻♂️💆🏻♂️💆🏻♂️
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Senior Indonesian voice actress, Nurhasanah, died today after a bout with stroke. She had been a radio drama voice actress on RRI for over 30 years before becoming the Indonesian seiyuu for Doraemon from 1993-2018. She was 62. Don’t worry about us, Doraemon, we’ll be okay.
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New halal certification body means new logo. What do you think? We dig the wayang look
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Scary stuff happening at Surabaya's biggest shopping mall. Hope everyone's ok
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Government: no one should stage demonstrations in the middle of a pandemic.
Also government: stages pilkada.
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Some Russian tourist in Bali complained about roosters crowing at dawn. That’s nothing compared to what the Ukrainians are going through.
You’re in someone else’s country. Deal with it, Putinite.
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Grab and OVO have donated Rp3.5 billion in humanitarian aid for the victims of atrocities in Gaza through crowdfunding and CSR platform BenihBaik
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Happy Tuesday and happy anniversary to Covid-19 in Indonesia. A year ago this was the response by our incredible former Health Minister, the smiling general, after the first official cases were announced. It’s always a good sign when the top health officials dismisses a pandemic.
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And here we go. Full data of the entire country’s population. Including salaries and data of dead people. Personal data protec whaaaaaaat??
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Kominfo has blocked Raid Forums to prevent future uploads and sharing of Indonesian consumer or user data.
Have they not heard of TOR browser and VPN? Also, as if that’s going to stop the actual breaches and the leaks.
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Almost 300,000 people signed a petition calling to boycott convicted pedophile Saipul Jamil who was released from prison after five years. The actor and dangdut singer was disgustingly paraded like a hero and appeared on TV almost immediately. Sign here
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Indonesia’s coal export ban is about to end after less than 10 days
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Jakarta actually having a park called Link in Park has us … numb 😶
If someone asks, where’d you go? you can say you’re not alone, you’re just breaking the habit, looking for a place for your head and think about what you’ve done because in the end it all comes from the inside
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Indonesia just had the first two omicron case deaths.
64 year old male, unvax’d, local case, Asih hospital, Ciputat
54 year old female, vax’d, int’l arrival, Sulianti Saroso hospital, Sunter
As of yesterday there were 1,161 omicron cases, 831 of which were imported.
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A famous Indonesian designer who makes fashion items using human body parts was said to be a recipient of Brazilian body parts sent to Singapore. Brazilian Police is investigating.
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This guy had his car slammed by a train, caused so much disruption to millions of commuters, survived, got out of his car, casually fled the scene and was interviewed by Detik at his home. How?
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The President just announced six new ministers
Tri Rismaharini - Social Affairs
Sandiaga Uno - Tourism and Creative Economy
Budi Gunadi Sadikin - Health
Yahya Stakuf - Religious Affairs
M. Lutfi - Trade
Sakti Wahyu Trenggono - Marine and Fisheries
Kamprets and Cebongs unite!
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They call this the Jewel-Ek Terminal
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? TWO
#GOLD
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#SILVER
FROM LEANI RATRI OKTIA IN THE
#TOKYO2020
#PARALYMPICS
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Oh what fun it is to see yet another data breach.
It’s PLN, Microsoft, McKinsey, PwC, Huawei, China Railway, Huawei Tech Investment, Prudential, etc.
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Not to freak people out or anything...
But in the last 24-hours we recorded 34,379 confirmed Covid-19 cases
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The beloved former spokesman for Covid-19 mitigation Achmad Yurianto is reportedly undergoing treatment for colon cancer. He now serves as BPJS Kesehatan supervisory board member. Hoping you a speedy recovery Pak Yuri.
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West Java Governor Ridwan Kamil publicly criticized celebrity and musician Baim Wong on his Instagram account for attempting to trademark Citayam Fashion Week. He wants this activity to remain organic and not commercialized because the kids just want to express themselves.
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Government: observe social distancing and strict health protocols!
Also, government:
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Emergency PPKM will continue until July 26 and will be relaxed if – IF – the number of new cases keeps going down.
DOES HE NOT REALIZE IT’S BEEN GOING DOWN BECAUSE OF FEWER TESTING? COME ON!
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KPK investigator Novel Baswedan, KPK Director Sujanarko, and former KPK spokesperson have had their messaging app accounts hacked tonight. This follows the WhatsApp account hacking of former KPK deputy chiefs Busyro Muqoddas and Bambang Widjojanto on Monday.
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The country’s most prolific SMS spammer is offering a spam protection service for a fee. “Pay us to avoid getting spammed” sounds a lot like those “private neighborhood protective services”, if you know what I mean 🤪
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