Andrew 'Beef' Johnston
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To make things very clear. That putt never put me off at all. My brain didn’t work today. Phil is a ledge. It’s a moment that happens. It’s so tough out there. He didn’t mean it. It just happened. End of story haha.
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😝😝😝😝
Congratulations to
@BeefGolf
,
@BenHebertGolf
and
@BertasioNino
for qualifying for
#TheOpen
Just one more spot to fill at the John Deere Classic 🏌️♂️
See you tomorrow ⛳
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Funny thing is it could be year 4000 and ur still a c***
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Here
@GolfDigest
I’ve written something maybe your senior writer could of. Btw don’t spell check me I’m in middle of making a coffee and playing with my child. Hope you all enjoy 🤦♂️
#positive
btw huge respect blandy
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Another isolation tip. If you can’t get your normal shower gel and u end up with source mint. Don’t clean ur bum with it. 🔥🔥🔥
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So looks like
@TigerWoods
is playing 😮😮. I just want to say let’s all appreciate this guy because we’re so lucky to be able to watch one of the greatest possibly the greatest sportsman in our lifetime. Just incredible
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@TheTwoMikes
@mikeparry8
If I'm a clown for enjoying my work then so be it. Ur a sad person and couldn't care less wat u think.
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Just heard
@anthonyfjoshua
speech. I agree with a lot of it but stop spending money in there shops is weird. It brings more separation. We should be supporting everyone’s business regardless of colour. We must learn about everyone’s culture and embrace it. Not create a divide
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Vijay Singh ?
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One last thing. I think I can speak for all players on
@PGATOUR
that
@b_dechambeau
should be allocated his own toilet. I know I don’t want to follow him in after seeing that food/ protein shake diet 🤣🤣🤣
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I see that
@b_dechambeau
won last night. In my opinion people shouldn’t moan or complain. What this guy has done is absolutely amazing. I’ve never seen anything like it. So we should be 👏 him and enjoy watching someone who’s worked his socks off in doing it.
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Anyone shitfaced yet. Wonder wat time kebab house opens
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To see it back and see his face is wicked. So happy for him 😀😀👍🏻
Aaron's dad emailed us to ask if we could do something for his 9th birthday 🎂
We decided to do something special.
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Things just got tasty! If I win the US Open
@Arbys
will give away free
#BaconBeefNCheddar
Sandwiches on July 4!🤞🏼
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Wow first one back and in for the weekend. I’ve had such a nice welcome back from
@DPWorldTour
all players, caddies,staff, everyone. It feels like I never was away. Thank you everyone
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Thanks for all the amazing messages the last few days. I really do appreciate it. I really am missing my golf and I’ve been working hard. This bubble really doesn’t work for me and I’ve learnt to listen to myself 😁. I can’t wait to things are back normal. Hope every one good to
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We’re all human 🤷♂️🤣🤣🤣
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Is that ur lockdown beard 🤣🤣
Delighted to take part in the
@RocketMortgage
Shot For Heroes ! Look forward to seeing your attempt ! Please tag in
@RocketMortgage
and use
#ShotForHeroes
!
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Good news. I’m allowed to start golf again. Only could chip but it’s a start 😁😁😁. Happy weekend everyone
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What that actual f*** is going on.
@BorisJohnson
charging nhs staff to park at work. I’m stunned. Already there pay is embarrassing for what they do. USELESS. Just zero respect to. Oh didn’t they just save ur life to 🤯🤯
#angry
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Bit harsh but if you want to say childish mean things I’m in. Well I hope the chain falls off your bike and you can’t put it back on and have to walk home so ha
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I give my absolute best on course and to people to make them have a great day and u call me that. I'm no clown it's out of order
Oh come off it BEEF .. you're a world famous sportsman .. chill out .. millions of people love you .. so do I ..
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Never been bout money.
@mikeparry8
look at wat I'm doing trying to get into sports ur a dick head
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Once again thank u guys so much for the support. It means everything to me ur the best 😀😀👍🏻👍🏻
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Wow. I have loved every minute of this week. I'll never forget it. Thank u
@PGAChampionship
and respect New Jersey. 😍😍
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He looks more like me than I do 😂😂
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You know everyone. We need to share love to each other. Have fun. To much hate n jealousy going on. Let’s hold a door for someone. Or say hi, how are u. Be nice. 😁😁
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@piersmorgan
U shouldn’t be attacking her. U should be attacking the people who fined her. She’s there to play tennis. It should of been respected. Maybe take a second to think about the person first
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I can’t stop watching this 😭😭😭😭
Excited to announce that I’ll be working with
@EuropeanTour
for 2019! First on the tee
@TommyFleetwood1
#jbimpersonates
#TheMasters
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Keith
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I’m getting a lot of people asking y I’m not playing at the moment. I’m currently injured and not sure when I’ll be back . Have been since Jan. Thanks for messages it means a lot. And hopefully see you soon 😁😁
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😁😁😁
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Yessss I ain’t had a celebration for a while
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Cheers mate 😀😀👍🏻
If anyone has any doubt about
@BeefGolf
& his intentions - you only have to spend a little time with him to understand his true commitment
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This is incredible 🤣🤣🤣.
Saw this on Facebook, don't know who to credit for it but it's brilliant/I do not endorse this behavior......but I really do.
@PaulWaringGolf
on the praco ground tomorrow?
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That’s so cool 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Oh my days the amount of messages. It's amazing. Thank u so much 😍😍
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Well played
@mattsjwallace
unbelievable second shot 👍🏻👍🏻. I’ve had a great week here in India. Thanks for all lovely messages. 😁😁
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Still trying to perfect the move 🤣
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Sorry for rant but some people gotta get sometimes. I love u all 😍😍
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It’s great to be back. Cheers 🍻
Despite a bogey-bogey finish,
@BeefGolf
makes his first cut in just his second start since January 😍
It's good to have you back, Beef 🙌
#DunhillChamps
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Oooooh there’s a few names flying around 🤣🤣🤣
Well it looks like
@BeefGolf
is about to be a dad!
Here’s hoping they at least consider the nickname “small fry” 😂
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Happy with that after lob wedge off the tee 😂
Great fun with Viktor at the
@OMEGAGolfDubai
#ODDC
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Just seeing all this totally shit newspaper stuff. Why can we not write positive stuff. So many good things to share and enjoy but rather that just go and write total negative shit instead. Madness
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Need to repair my putter 🤣🤣🤣
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Cheers mate. Got to thank my mrs to for getting the help and being with me every step. She’s amazing 😁😁
Every top Sportsperson & every top team in the world have psychologists that help with pressures of working at such high stress levels. You are not abnormal,or something is not wrong with you if you feel like you need help. You are in fact, world class.👍🏾
Class
@BeefGolf
❤👌🏾
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I tried to play and ended u needing surgery but hopefully after this I can crack on 😁😁 thanks for your support
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Xmas tradition that my mates love. Mac beef santa has arrived - AJ
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That is just incredible. That’s y we all love sport 👏👏👏👏
UNBELIEVABLE fielding from Nicholas Pooran! 😳👏
That is absolutely sensational. The best save in IPL history? 🔥
#Dream11IPL
📺 Watch live 👉
📋 Scorecard 👉
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What the f*** is this. Sorry what year are we in 🤣
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Never seen anything like that in my life
@englandcricket
@benstokes38
actually speechless. Just incredible.
#Ashes2019
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Let’s just say Aussies declared on 800 and half the England team are proper drunk bout to bat.
@root66
can’t find his bat. Oh yeah and
@ShaneWarne
is in his prime 🤣🤣🤣 does this help mate
Brexit is now very very confusing ... Please describe to me what’s happening in Cricketing terms !!!!!!
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I love this 😀😀
Happy 90th Anniversary, Willie!
Today, Willie Cuthbert, 103, celebrates his 90th anniversary as a member of
@KirkintillochGC
. Amazing feat!
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Shouldn't u be cleaning out ur studio. Resign
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I’ll never forget it 😝 thank u
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The hug shows he knows I smashed it 🤣🤣🤣
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Now I want to be in Team Europe even more 🤣
Unbelievable story here from
@LukeDonald
who joined us on
@BeefsGolfClub
to chat all things Ryder Cup!
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Really
@GolfDigest
is that what you want. What a load of shit.
There's an 80 percent chance Dustin Johnson looks at Richard Bland tomorrow and thinks an Austin Country Club member accidentally walked onto the first tee
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I think its my fave swing
One of the smoothest swings in the game. 💯
Today we celebrate 60 years of Fred "Boom Boom" Couples.
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Happy new everyone. Let’s have a great 2022. Be nice. Help others and spread some love 😁😁
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Ahh I’m gutted I’ve picked another injury and can’t play Abu Dhabi. It’s not what I wanted at all after the way I played last year I was ready to pick up where I left off. I’m really positive about this year and I’ve got these 2 by my side 😁. Hope everyone is good. C u soon
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A great day today. Again the support was nuts. U lot are the best i really do appreciate it 😍😍
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@piersmorgan
@Auba
No it’s not. It’s a statement don’t be late. We’re not messing around here. U would of lost dressing room and been sacked haha. He’s not bigger than the club
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That’s not enough To sort out how you must be feeling 🤣👏👏👏
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He said he’d never wash it off 🤣 cheers for the support 👊🏼
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Then seconds. Then turkey sandwich 🤣🤣🤣
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Is this real. I hope so cos this is legendary
Mate of mine in China sent me this from the range he works at today. Pure gold. Good stroke to be fair. 😂😂😂
@ziregolf
@shanebacon
@chambleebrandel
@Graeme_McDowell
@NickDougherty5
@AndrewColtart
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Bar card
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Anyone else head hurting this morning. IT COMING HOME 🤣
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