fetus mnho was bold as fuck what do you mean 'the mistake i made in my rap this time... was it because you didn't hold my hand?' sir you've just been eliminated focus
mnho's sexual magnetism is cool and all but ultimately its his loser tendencies that make him 10 times hotter. as im typing this im realizing jsng is speaking through me but its the truth
guys!! GUYS!!!!! my first hate comment!!!! i can't stop laughing, every sentence is better than the last this is a masterpiece. my favorites: me blackmailing people into interacting w me AND bottom chn being my true face
if you're wondering what broke me, a multishipper, in the dating show eps, it was jsng going 'chn hyung i would have said yes' and chn going 'nah you wouldnt' and jsng doubling down I LITERALLY WOULD. slow burn idiots in love 200k flashed before my eyes. why are they like this
never seen the first 2kr. gonna cry under my blankets. gonna write a 50k canon fic w sngmn realizing he's in love w jngn and being like oh. well i don't wanna annoy him. he might not even be into boys. also i dont wanna make him feel like a child by always doting on him. let me+
when i tell you chngjn has such strong toxicity potential. hynjn will get jealous over anyone and anything chngbn can look at a person and he'd be like oh wow so you wanna break up is what im hearing
mean tops are great but tops who manipulatively play and talk nice… apologizing if it hurts but they don’t stop anyway, promising it’ll feel good soon but it won’t, feeding them cute little pet names and praises even though they’re showing no restraint…
ik gross jsng is a huge trope but i am begging you all to consider gross flx. walk w me he said he's the messiest rn w too much stuff but more importantly: body gross flx! he sniffs them all the time during practice when theyre all sweaty. he loves bodies so much!
// omegaverse, lactation, mpreg 🐺🐥
roommates chnlx, flx pregnant w a one night stand but he's not sad about it, he always wanted a baby anyway so he's keeping it, chn trying to stay sane. until he starts lactating and he has to breathe through his mouth and not+
does anyone have the video from a talker where flx takes chn's airpods and wants to tease him but chn just extends his hand and he immediately gives them back I CANT FIND IT
// omegaverse
flx presenting as an omega and the whole pack is there for him like just take your pick baby they all love him so much and they think he'll go for one of the alphas but he whines for pack omega mnho+
// omegaverse
this but omegas jlx w flx rubbing all over jsng in the living room and jsng whining for him to stop cause he will just rile him up and no one has time to fuck them now (flx is into being edged all day. jsng is not) :(
i had two friends who would make out 'for fun, only when we drink it's not that serious ect' and they kept asking to kiss me too but it was 'to prove it's chill and they do it w all of their friends' and i need to write a fic based on this cause its crazy (they're together now)
idol chn in sk and ordinary boy flx in aus. chn is famous for being in a group w 6 men who are each other's soulmates yet he still hasn't found his own. he refuses to say where his identifying mark is and everyone is so curious cause he's shirtless half the time+
found an old wip of canon mnsng where jsng is Painfully Oblivious and has no idea mnho would consume him whole but everyone thinks they're simply not together cause they're scared for the group or something and then chn+
i love these hypothetical future straight scenarios cause in my head chn 100% did this. at least once. shipping and my chnlx disease aside w how much he talks about them he has done this. now he was very red but he pushed through i think
im obsessed with them. theyre so Boyfriends. always matching, doing everything together, going on little dates, 2 youngest, 2 'official vocalists', same vocal coach, same interest in food and movies and online shopping hhhhhhhh
// omegaverse
chn after flx's heat. if you're like 'blue it doesn't even make sense it's on his cheekbones and forehead' NO. you do not understand. flx grinds on the whole face. chn has had pink eye multiple times but it's worth it. thank you
we established tae and hynjn have a lot of similarities, it's time for my next presentation:
1. second oldest
2. cooking
3. cats
4. tsundere but so soft
5. very open about not being straight
6. i headcanon them both as experienced they give me that vibe
i'm sure there was more
// cisswap, rule 63, girls 00s🎀
shy introverted 🐿 who never really made a bunch of friends until she gets to college and 🐶🥟🐥 who are already a formed group basically adopt her cause shes so cute and lovely. 🐿 is also rich w parents who dont care a bunch and are+
@dowoonsbf
flx: today i committed a sin of sexualizing an idol. only in my head tho💔 apparently he's too busy to come over and be sexualized in person🤷🏻♀️
chn: just ask me to come home like a normal bf i beg of you
i need to write two chnlx fics based on celebrities saying shit while accepting awards. number 1:
flx going 'shout out to nicolas hyung for custom making this suit for me and shout out to bng chn cause he's gonna be taking it off of me tonight' mind you they barely know eo AND+
college au flx drunk off his ass approaching the most beautiful guy at the party and he wants to flirt but he's a slutty loser so he straight up says this before he says his name and chn is like haha wow. okay. that sure is information. i love your freckles so much btw
3rcha x fanboy flx where flx tweets about their newest song and posts chn's verse saying 'wanna ride him how he rides this beat😩' and jsng and chngbn never let it go they bring it up every chance they can meanwhile chn is having an existential crisis cause this guy is so pretty
🐰🐿🔞 + tummy
top jsng, belly bulge
i am in fact still doing these its just taking me so long cause there are so many and i do them when i feel inspired lol but ill get to all of them promise😭
ao3:
idol flx ambassador for lv and bodyguard chn on the lv team that has his tail wagging every time flx visits cause hes so pretty and nice and sweet and an aussie and maybe he has a crush
⚠️ dd;dne, stockholm syndrome, kidnapping ⚠️
i'm sorry but all i could think about was sngmn who kidnapped jsng a long time ago but now doesn't even lock the door or anything so he's free to get out whenever. one day jsng does try but+
very loud tops who can’t stop expressing how good they’re feeling… how tight and warm it feels how much they want to come inside how much they wanna fill the other up… they just won’t shut up for a single second… all moans and whimpers and panting and talking… loud and needy