julia
@juumelo_
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not normal but very well put together
Germany
Joined December 2009
signs a girl likes you: 1. eye contact 2. plays with hair 3. laughs at your jokes 4. supports your military ambitions to reestablish the holy roman empire
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sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you want to kiss him or kill him violently
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you should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare
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the haters and losers can’t even fathom how many beers I’m drinking tonight and how short my skirt is
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forward deploying 3 bottles of champagne in a tiny thong bikini tonight
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you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed julius caesar?
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he annoys me in a way that leads me to believe we were rival samurai in a past life
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when I have a husband I’ll text him stuff like hi princess do you want to grab beers tonight
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