The Scumlorian 💥
@notChvnel
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When yall gon stop texting ya selves?.
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Baby if we ain’t like this when this comes on, ion want it. 🤣🤣
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Me as a parent lmfao you ain’t winnin just cause on this side! You could neva! 😭😭
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When my work husband asks me to try his lunch during our break >>>>>
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I too, would like to be spread apart and creamed….
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When my pussy too fat twitter wears Victoria’s Secrets panties
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post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
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True Kitchen when they hear too many “AYEEEE’s” in a section
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Carlee in the room every time the news mentioned her:
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Keke Palmer making sure y’all grabbing the frozen vegetables and not the Ben&Jerrys
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Men who like their nipples licked and sucked on >>>>>>.
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Okay mens, docu is over. Y’all can go back and watch y’all sports. oh wait. nvm
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Kids scream and cry, boogers and all when they lose lmfaoo BUT let them win and they in your face calling you a losing loser who loses that’s why I don’t feel bad when they lose at games 😭😭.
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Not having auto updates >>>>.
Twitter has been replaced by X on Android and iOS applications.
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Men, y’all were hunters and gatherers! Let’s get back to it. Build a road! Pave a driveway! Anything but this
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They said Fat Joe playing the songs the club plays when they want y’all to go home
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Cause some of y’all getting weird
Kids scream and cry, boogers and all when they lose lmfaoo BUT let them win and they in your face calling you a losing loser who loses that’s why I don’t feel bad when they lose at games 😭😭.
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When I buy him that new Men’s Fenty silk two piece set and tell him to have it on when I get home >>
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Crabs are out here fending for their lives since the stimmy dropped
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“Did y’all see the movie?!! Y’all don’t wanna be them! Omg not them” we can’t just like this part? Fun police never fails.
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Not y’all hung up on “hunters and gatherers” my goodness see? Men have too much time on they hands and not enough hands on cement
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Me answering the streets calls all summer until someone son tell me to sit my ass down 📞📞
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Oh you want that new PlayStation??. What you about to do for that PS5?
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When he tells me his throat hurts and his nose is stuffy
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Yup I was on here when YALL clowned big areolas so don’t ask why Titty Tuesday cancelled
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These ovulation feelings are really whooping my ass. This all I wanna be doing right now 😩
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@IGNOTAtheFather Listen, my kid got her ass handed to her in monopoly for a week straight Lmfao she was PISSED. Fucked around and got smart on us and was beating us for weeks to the point my dad made it a mission to beat her 😭.
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It’s wild tho cause To Catch a Predator only got cancelled because an assistant DA in Texas got caught on there and killed himself after.
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“You already know I’m fucking him up” 😭😭😭 this man is hilarious.
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Being the big spoon and sliding up his nightgown to reveal his manties and asking him if you can feel how wet he is >>>>
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