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she/her. 30ish. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖 hag/whore/mom(friend) 😘
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel: The 🧵
I see your bad mom gal/good mom gal discourse, but have we considered: absurdly cool aunt galadriel who shows up with presents and gets all the kids wrapped around her finger but the moment there is a diaper involved she suddenly has to catch a flight.
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Authors note: "Sorry for the crazy delay! I was in the hospital because my appendix burst, and then my dog ran away, and my basement flooded! Anyway, back to normal updates now." (It's been ten days. The new chapter clocks in at 7k words.)
have we started fanfic math yet? 😂👀
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I see your bad mom gal/good mom gal discourse, but have we considered: absurdly cool aunt galadriel who shows up with presents and gets all the kids wrapped around her finger but the moment there is a diaper involved she suddenly has to catch a flight.
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Idk ya'll. If they didn't want me to ship Galadriel with Sexy Sauron, they shouldn't have made him so good looking twice in a row 🤷♀️
#TROPspoilers
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Operation: Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty
(Also titled: I'll never escape the coffee shop au until the day the coffee shop au escapes me.)
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Haladriel coffee shop au, but magical realism. Galadriel casting spells in every cup. A good day, an extra burst of energy, three hrs of good luck to get through that pitch. Her spells never seem to help Halbrand, but she's determined to figure out the right combination.
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I just-
I think-
He really-
This is the face of a man who is about to make sure his woman can't walk in the morning.
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel better have a good excuse for missing family dinner!
(Her nieces will forgive her for not being invited to the wedding when they see the gifts she brought back. Her older brothers? They're never forgiving Hal for this..)
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I asked my wife and she said yes.
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Sorry but Timmy Chamberpot WISHES
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Been active in fan spaces for most of the last 20 years. The haladriel writers I know are some of the kindest and most supportive people I have ever had the pleasure of interacting with(and their talent? Off the charts) So proud to be to be a hag/whore/mom(friend) with you all.
Are we whores or are we mothers that do not know the touch of a man? Like I can’t understand their logic anymore?
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel let her nieces pick out her New Years Eve outfit. The girls like that it's sparkly and twirly, but her new boyfriend? He likes it best on the floor of his hotel room.
(Happy New Year, you sexy things 😘)
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel shows up unannounced with ice cream, no presents, & a boyfriend no one knew about. The kids are only mad about it until she tells them a story that goes "When your dad & I were kids" and ends with Fins face in a puddle. Worst sister(best aunt) ever!
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Just left a bachelorette party so obviously I'm consumed with thoughts about coffeeshop!witch Galadriel
(She's sugar and spice and everything nice. He's espresso and biscotti and a stolen Ducati.)
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I was not going to write for haladriel week, but sometimes the muse surprises 😊
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Yeah, so. From now on, when I think I shouldn't post something because it's too horny for main, I'm going to remember when NYX did this and post it anyway.
so… who’s gonna be a werewolf and make their A/B/O fantasies come true…
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Operation Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty
Part 2: Speak!
(Also titled: your barista is not as invested in your love life as this fiction would have you believe.)
Operation: Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty
(Also titled: I'll never escape the coffee shop au until the day the coffee shop au escapes me.)
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"Before Mairon’s soul was bound in matter and mundanity eternal, longing for the touch of his lover’s hand was unfathomable."
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel likes sitting courtside because her nephews get so excited to see her on TV. Her boyfriend loves it because when the kiss cam inevitably finds them, he gets to stake his claim. Publicly 😘
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Operation Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty
Part 3: Sunshine
(Also titled: Don't ask a barista what the most ridiculous drink they've ever made is. They're going to want to read your fanfic.)
Operation Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty
Part 2: Speak!
(Also titled: your barista is not as invested in your love life as this fiction would have you believe.)
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I don't thirst over her enough.
(That coat is so cute! It would look better on my floor, though.)
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Maybe going to finish this sometime soon, maybe going to just leave it on deck for when I have *feelings*. Either way: Dangerous Creatures returns to your timeline.
For the lovely
@raspberrydelish
💗
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He's telling me to clean my house, and I don't like it but I'll do it.
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Happy New Year, Daddy
Price/Reader | E | one-shot | 4k
(I woke up this morning and decided writing 4k words of smut was how I wanted to ring in the new year.)
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel loves having a mini me-especially one she sends home to mommy and daddy before the sugar crash hits! (When her boyfriend brings up having one of her own, she just reminds him that kids are messy and he's a control freak. So silly of him to forget!)
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Anywaaaaay speaking of hands: please discuss
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The Festive Seasoning
Advent 2023
Haladriel | M | Complete | 37k
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Absurdly cool aunt Galadriel takes the kids on a "road trip." They get mochas and manicures and when she drops them off at the end of the day, she tells Fin, "Of course I didn't give them coffee! I'm responsible!" (She totally gave them coffee. They'll remember that day forever.)
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I've got a one-shot in my brain and it's begging to be set free.
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I am working!
(How many words can I write in a single day? Let's find out!)
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Wonderful. Stupendous. Excellent.
(But where is the first look? Where is the trailer? Where is a reliable sneak peak?? I'm about to start throwing tantrums, am/zon, please promote your shit 🙏)
'The Rings of Power' Showrunners Sign New Amazon Deal, Begin Early Work on Season 3 (Exclusive)
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From (artanis) chapter 5:
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@spiderres_
Hal shows up at the noldor mansion in a wrinkled t-shirt carrying a case of miller high life and actively smoking a spliff. Earwen literally clutches her pearls. He's everything Gal hoped he would be!
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Haladriel 👏 AU 👏 WHEN 👏
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If I ever see that mustache again I'll riot, tbh.
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Halbrand buys this for Galadriel to let her know he thinks Cel needs a little brother. She screams at him for spending $30 on a friendship bracelet. (She still says yes.)
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It is simply too hot to think real thoughts. Sorry guys, I'm going to have to think sexy haladriel thoughts instead.
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Fandom is so much more fun when you say, "Yes, and..." Instead of, "No, but..."
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My grandmother just asked me if I've had a restful day. Since I couldn't just scream "Cargo shorts!" I just said yes.
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Absurdly Cool Aunt Galadriel loves a matching moment. A girl never forgets her first leather jacket 🥰
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After 8 days straight, two clopens(that's a closing shift followed by an opening shift for those of you lucky enough to never experience it for yourselves), one moderate burn on my finger, and a giant bruise on my knee, MY VACATION STARTS NOW 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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IR really is the Queen for this. I can finally breath again.
The way Charlie gets so much hotter with a beard and a little bit more hair?
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I can't believe it's only been a year since I posted the first chapter of this. Time flies when you're healing your traumas!
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I am going to finish my exchange fic today. I am going to finish my exchange fic today. I am going to finish my exchange fic today. I am going to finish my exchange fic today. I am going-
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bärchen you will always be famous (to me)
modern witch galadriel living in a secluded cottage in the woods trying to live in peace but the shifter blacksmith from the village keeps showing up trying to fuck her 🙄😐
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The timeline is way too horny for me today. I'm just a girl, how am I supposed to have a rational thought when you show me these??
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We're getting somewhere..
"I will finish this one shot today," I chant into the mirror three times, hoping it will appear before me completed and grammatically correct, like Bloody Mary for girls too weak to handle jump scares.
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First Star On The Right
Captain Swan | 3.5k | one-shot | T
#fandomstrikesback
#fandomgoesonstrike
@FandomOnStrike
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If I'm going to be subjected to clean shaven Halbrand, I'm gonna need a scene of him getting a straight razor shave from an orc, thanks.
EXCL: Charlie Vickers (Halbrand) has spent most of his time on the Mordor sets and is clean shaven but his character design and makeup has a “fiery” and “ashy” look to it.
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Sometimes she's baby girl and sometimes I'd like her to step on me. Of course, she is everything to me.
Morfydd adds that she, "like to
underscore something quite kitschy with a
hard edge, or garnish quite a vampy outfit
with something a bit camp and silly" about the fashion that makes her feel confident the most.
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Some men(fictional) set the bar too high, and other men(real) just can't compete.
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My exchange fic is locked, loaded, and ready to break your heart(I have a *brand,* okay?)
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If you ever see me post a haladriel fic where I don't reference at least 3 of his canon names, that wasn't me. That was an imposter.
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If I make you a playlist, please know that you are not allowed to shuffle. Sorry, but I spend as much time checking for proper flow as I do actually picking songs.
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I like Taylor approx. 350% more knowing that she busses her own table.
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Why is the chef from the restaurant I left EIGHT years ago sliding into my insta dms? And why did I immediately think of
@lisenberry
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"DO YOU WANT THAT HOT OR ICED?" I've been summoned like the ghost of baristas past 👻
Here we are with the first 2 days of prompts:
Day 1: “It was now the very witching hour of night…” and “Leaves” 🌙🍂
Day 2: “Do you want that hot or iced?” and “Hunger” ☕️🧟
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@FormerlyIr
@ophidion_
We really are so so lucky to have found each other. I love you hags, whores, and mothers with my whole entire heart!! 💖
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This one goes out to all the incredible people I know writing spectacular, jaw-dropping, gorgeous works of art. I am so inspired every single day by every single one of you 💖
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Aule and Yavanna 👀
Once more, with feeling:
Princess Diary 3 would heal our broken nation.
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The game: Open Canva, search Book Cover template, pick an image of your OTP and add those glowing reviews!
The result:
(Thanks
@Slaw861
starting this one)
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Advent starts tomorrow! And I'm bringing you all a delicious new fic for the season 🎅
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It's giving, "We brought our son to a child psychologist, and now we're waiting to find out why he won't stop biting people."
@ophidion_
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I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man(changed two light bulbs and the batteries in the smoke detector.)
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once, i belonged to you(but twice i was free)
Haladriel fairy tale au | E | non-con | 5.3k words | one-shot
#haladrielweek
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And to the people who send such hate: adding you to my prayers tonight. I hope you can find the peace, love, and joy you seem to be lacking. There is so much the world has to offer- I recommend stepping outside and taking it all in.
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