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@noahlevy13
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5 years
“We NEED to get two pictures!!” - @taylorswift13
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what do u even do at the met gala. like once you’re inside do they have like activities or something
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…how the fuck am I ever gonna learn 31 new songs worth of lyrics
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I said remember this moment
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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I’d have two nickels
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Being a swiftie is just watching entire trailers for shows you have no intention of ever watching just because there’s a Taylor Swift song in it
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The Swift Society
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‼️| First snippet of "Look What You Made Me Do (TV)"
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I swear this person literally goes to EVERY show, like I’m not mad, good for her, but like HOW do you get that lucky??
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3 years ago I woke up and checked my phone and it looked like this
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sorry karyn, go back in the basement
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this is all for her 🫶🏻🖤
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just made a very augusty bracelet 😌
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@noahlevy13
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10 months
gaslighting works 🥰
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@LevisStadium
Levi's® Stadium
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Friendship bracelets will be permitted at Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour concerts at Levi’s Stadium. We are enchanted to see you one week from today. #SantaClaraTSTheErasTour
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I love being a dumb swiftie because I can just sit back and relax while all the smart swifties figure everything out
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this is a real life princess
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I sing “I’m a real tough kid, I can handle my shit” way too loudly for someone who is NOT a real tough kid and who absolutely CANNOT handle any shit
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@noahlevy13
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Taylor Swift on August 9, 2023:
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if hearing “it’s been a long time coming, but it’s you and me, that’s my whole world” in a sold out stadium after not seeing Taylor in concert for five whole years and after going through a pandemic where at one point you were wondering if huge concerts would even be able to…
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Is Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince a good opening song?
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@noahlevy13
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one random ass day Taylor wrote a line about making friendship bracelets and now Taylor Nation is tweeting about the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl
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Taylor Nation
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS
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@noahlevy13
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just sang “he was a moth the the flame, she was holding a mattress”
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@noahlevy13
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that’s literally the point…
@Bettys_lakes
𝐿𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑐 ౨ৎ
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Ain't no way im throwing these out. im reusing them 🧏‍♀️
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@noahlevy13
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I will NEVER forgive you guys for being so mean to this song even to this day! please learn to appreciate a fun bop. not everything needs to be a Dear John or an All Too Well
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The Swift Society
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Throw🔙| 5 years ago today, Taylor Swift released the "ME!" music video
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who would’ve known that deciding to listen to Taylor Swift’s music one day would lead to me crying about an NFL player retiring 11 years later
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Eagles Nation
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Jason Kelce immediately breaks down into tears at the beginning of his retirement announcement.
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@noahlevy13
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found a thicc stack of rep tour confetti while cleaning out my closet
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I am officially obsessed with Karyn 2.0
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@noahlevy13
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the accent, the walk, the song choice, the outfit, she is who I aspire to be
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🌟🧡🤍💗
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no swiftie chewed harder than this in 2023 🤍
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@noahlevy13
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me at the eras tour when august transitions into illicit affairs:
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“A man does something, it's ‘’strategic’; a woman does the same thing, it's ‘calculated.’”
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@noahlevy13
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my name is Taylor and I was born in 1989! #1989TaylorsVersion
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October’s about to be a big month for annoying people
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taylor swift could throw a game winning touchdown pass but patrick mahomes could never write my tears ricochet
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if I think too hard about this I will collapse
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I was today years old when I learned the surprise song piano is in fact an electronic keyboard in a piano body and not just a regular upright piano
@kissmarrykill13
Jessie⸆⸉ | Eras Milan n2
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Her reaction to it was so funny help
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@noahlevy13
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@Fayemous___ @g0ldcage WHY TF DO WE KEEP PUTTING PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ON A HIGHER PEDESTAL THAN PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO HELPING OTHERS
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@noahlevy13
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where tf taylor gonna sit now
@FOX19
FOX19 NOW
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BREAKING: Coney Island is closing.
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found all the guitars😍
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and I hope it’s SHITTY in the BLACK DOG when SOMEONE plays the STARTING LINE and you JUMP UP but she’s TOO YOUNG to know THIS SONG that was INTERTWINED in the TRAGIC FABRIC OF OUR DREAMING
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wtf is a gmail swiftie
@adlerswift
adler ●
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Taylor as of now:
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Fortnite (feat. Post Malone) lyrics omg?????
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The Archer 2019 ——> The Archer 2023
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I would rather sit in the parking lot for 3 hours than miss one second of the show❤️
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I just realized I’ve barely listened to Red (TV) because I’ve just been listening to atw 10 min version on repeat for the last two days
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so upset right now. just woke up this morning and my door is COVERED in rust, like I can’t even open it. not to mention I had to throw out the eggs i made because they were way too salty, I didn’t even put salt on them, it’s almost like salt was coming right out of the air
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@noahlevy13
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everyone at the Seattle shows can add “caused an earthquake” to your résumé
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Taylor Swift fans caused seismic activity equivalent of a 2.3 magnitude earthquake during the #ErasTour shows in Seattle. 🔗:
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the diamond men think the diamond they want: they really want:
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@carlyylalaa
Carly Heading
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Girls don’t want a diamond they want Taylor Swift tickets
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if there’s one thing swifties are gonna do, it’s break records
@chartstswift
Taylor Swift Charts
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The Eras Tour has broken the all-time record for most illegally downloaded movie in its first 24 hours.
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I’m fully convinced there will be an extended cut released on streaming
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drew 💌
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IM SO CONFUSED CUS LONG LIVE WAS LITERALLY IN THE TRAILER ????
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my mom got me personalized m&ms for my birthday
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spend 3 months with taylor swift and suddenly you’re topping the charts
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chart data
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Travis Kelce is #1 on US iTunes for the first time in his career.
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I literally have every single song from TTPD stuck in my head at the same time
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Why do I feel like just the single lyric “Karma is a cat purring in my lap cuz it loves me” is the most taylor swift lyric she has ever written and is like the culmination of her entire life’s work
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I still can’t get over the fact that there were more debut songs on the REPUTATION stadium tour setlist than on the ERAS tour setlist
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“I am inevitable” “And I… am… Taylor Swift” 🫰🏻
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tortured Will
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She literally is bigger than End Game
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the two most important things to happen in kc this year
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no I think it’s just a real robbery. Taylor’s so unhinged, we don’t know what she’s up to in her free time
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Taylor Throwbacks
1 year
this wasn’t for karma its for speak now tv🤝🏼
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so who DO you have to speak to to change the prophecy??? cuz Taylor you obviously found out, so please share with the class
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Sara🦋
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Tay wrote ‘The Prophecy’ and the universe said “hold tight ma’am. In 5-10 business days your 6’5 golden retriever who worships the ground you walk on will arrive.”
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The extended edition songs are just stapled on at the end??? Like wtf was that shit, I’m still so pissed off at that
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Ziggler
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say something bad about this Movie
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the prophecy was recorded with a full orchestra??????
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Taylor Swift really has no clue what era she’s in either, “Hey guys in honor of Red releasing soon here’s a signed copy of Fearless for $19.89! Enjoy!”
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what an absolute legend
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I have a rep tour pic like that and I LOVE IT
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@breakble_heaven
martyna will see taylor
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how about this category of eras tour pics
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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hi
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Since y’all wanna be assholes for Taylor. Iron man dies in endgame
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oh my god y’all
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look at her🥺
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY REPUTATION
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am I the only one who thinks that instead of a tour movie she’ll do a 10 episode limited series with each episode being its own era, that way she’ll be able to include every surprise song without the movie being like 5 hours long
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This was a week ago???? I feel like I’ve lived 40 lives since then but I also feel like I just got home from LA yesterday
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1 year
it blue
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Bobby | POETS ERA 🤍
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I have no idea who this man is but he just said the truest words a human has ever said
@IndieWire
IndieWire
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Paul Schrader on Taylor Swift: "She is the light that gives meaning to each to all our lives, the godhead who makes existence possible and without whom we would wander forever in bleak unimaginable darkness.”
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Taylor did a mashup once and then realized “oh wait I could just do this every night” and that’s my villain origin story
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AND SHE’S UP IN THE NOSEBLEEDS???? EXCUSE ME??? IMAGINE GOING TO YOUR SEATS IN THE 500S AND BRIE LARSON SITS NEXT TO YOU
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
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🎥| @BrieLarson is attending the concert in LA "TAYLOR"
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eras tour movie this, eras tour movie that, WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO WATCH THE REP TOUR MOVIE AGAIN?????
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before the surprise songs she’s gonna start talking about her re-releases and then she’ll say “there will be no explanation, there will only be reputation” and then all the lights will go out and the rep tv album cover will show up on the screens I know it
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tayvoodoo is so real to the point that it’s kinda scary
@RiledUpForSwift
Riley 🤍🖤
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karma continues to be a relaxing thought 💅
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mood
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did ANYBODY get ANYTHING today???
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This is what heaven looks like
@thetaylight
jade ᥫ᭡
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this is actually breathtaking
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SWIFTIE JESUS
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I just realized that when taylor finishes all of the re-recordings, Lover will be her first album
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excuse me????? what Taylor era were you BORN IN???? I was born when Taylor was NINE
@oohwoahoh
sara (taylors version) | post tay depression era
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what taylor era were u born in? (counting baby taylor and beautiful eyes ep)
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here’s my master plan: I acquire a time machine and go back to this moment when taylor was performing all too well at the rep tour but I would start singing the 10 minutes version, like go into “and you were tossing me the car keys,” as loud as I can so she hears me and (1/2)
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has there ever been an album release that we DIDN’T have a double album theory for???
@swiftieboston
Bobby | POETS ERA 🤍
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The double album release theory with the all the 2s doesn't make lots of logistical sense... so what if the second release isn't an album.... but her debut book.. 🕵️‍♀️🤍 #TSTTPD
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likely place for her to be…
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THE BEST SUNSETS
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@giftedswifted
𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) 🇵🇸
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All I want is sunsets + the eras tour
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breaking down the meaning of each song on TTPD word by word
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Lazzyyyyyy
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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@rohandbatc DO THEY LET YOU DRAW ON THE TABLES????
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ok and?? three years ago today taylor swift released evermore why aren’t you talking about that??
@PopBase
Pop Base
5 months
51 years ago today, humans visited the moon for the last time.
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since y’all wanna be assholes for Endgame. Debut dies in the eras tour
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marley
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karma is the breeze in Frankie’s hair on the weekend
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the first one always cracks me up cuz it’s literally just a random picture of her looking at her phone and they’re like “oooh we could make this look kinda dramatic” and tbh they made it work
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How lazy are you? Me:
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Yes that’s what we like to see in Nashville 💅🏻
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she looks like she’s about to leap from the gallows and levitate down your street
@Gidi_Traffic
GIDI
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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Eve, the first human woman created by God, may have looked Thoughts? 👀
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There’s no way this is real???
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Very scared for bad blood
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I wanna go back in time and tell her!!
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swiftie zoomies is the perfect way to describe release week energy
@folklorefrogs
maya is afraid of little old taylor 🪶🤍
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the swiftie zoomies are going insane this week
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I can’t believe I got to experience all of these events in person
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the bridge of imgonnagetyouback??? Hello???? Why is no one talking about this???
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nothing will ever come close to the feeling of slowly watching all her outfits become blue
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@redwinets
lena ⸆⸉
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you had to be there
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ok I wanna share all my photos cuz there are a lot that I really like so here’s a thread
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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this is all for her 🫶🏻🖤
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and why’d they increase the price by $20 less than 5 minutes in?????
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what does RSSSS mean….
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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. @samlansky has such a wondrous way with words, and I’ve loved reading his pieces for over a decade. If you’ve ever been around him, you know he’s just the best type of person: Curious. Interested. Hilarious. Intriguing and intrigued. I have tRuSt iSSueS when it comes to…
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