Hey this is really weird but I made an album. It's like Tom Petty meets the Beatles but nowhere near as good

Pete Buttigieg growing a beard and following UFC is not going to help him win the presidency. Voters desire authenticity. Or at least the appearance of it.

I'd like to hear Gary Cohen whisper this in my ear when I take my last breaths.

It seems to me the only thing you can do right now that's worth a damn is to find ICE agents, take video of them kidnapping people, and tell them to fuck off. Download the ICE Blocker app and get to work.

It's a good thing there's no GIF of Matthew McConaughey saying "if you get the chance, you should kill yourself" from True Detective because I would be in a lot of trouble.

RT @esjesjesj: Just a quick reminder that immigrants of all types are actually human beings with dreams and rights.

RT @jzux: never thought these words would have to be uttered but a PRISON should not have MERCH… you people belong in fucking hell.

RT @jakescottMD: 1/ Tucker Carlson: “Do you think overall the COVID vaccine killed more people than it saved?”.RFK Jr: “The truth is, I don….

I wrote about how HEAT still rules (even though Pacino is weird in the first hour) and how what the world really needs is not a "man" but a Mann.

It's very cool of MLB to announce the All-Star starters in the evening, so that the fans (who make them happen) get to celebrate with the players.

RT @abby4thepeople: People are always repeating the "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by ignorance" line.….

"Thanks so much, Steve.". This kid makes me hopeful for the future of humanity.

RT @Megankstack: Details of El Salvador’s black box prison from Kilmar Abrego Garcia. This is where our government sends people with no d….

I just want to remind Mets fans that it's okay not to watch. No one is going to take away your fan card.

Okay, Mets fans, it’s panic time.

They’ve now shut out the Cards two games in a row. They’ve given up four runs in five games. Maybe the Mets offense isn’t soooo terrible?.

RT @DrFarazHarsini: Facts. Lets end stupid and harmful traditions.

The candidate who wins the presidency is the one with the best inherent ability to connect with voters, especially working-class voters. The Democrats don't need a Project 2025-style plan. They need a real, fair primary in order to find out who this person is. That's all.

Mets fans, I have a feeling the next few days are gonna suck. The Brewers are a fundamentally sound baseball team, they are throwing three excellent starters, and they have revenge on their minds. (Not to mention they historically pulverize us in the regular season.).

The Pirates just shut out the Cardinals 7-0. Maybe they're not thaaaaat bad right now?.

I would be fine if the Jurassic Park franchise died. I get sad when the dinosaurs get hurt.