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Host of #TheUnscriptedPodcast I act. I poet. I podcast. I comedy. Gay.

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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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If you got out your way to be hateful on ANYONE, and you know you're doing so... Rethink your actions. You forget how much words hurt. Be kind. Spread love, respect and positivity regardless of colour, creed, age, life experience, occupation... Everyone is human. Treat them so.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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The "boys will be boys" rhetoric is one of the most harmful around.
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500 likes and I eat this on my Saturday Livestream.
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Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix
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Morning girlbosses
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@alfietempleman a 17 year old indie music prodigy, with fusions of Mac Demarco and Todd Rundgren within his art. In this conversation, I talk with him about the meanings behind his releases, along with the original reason of why he dislikes Cucumber... #TheUnscriptedPodcast
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Got any questions for @alfietempleman 👇 Reply with them! #TheUnscriptedPodcast Alfie Templeman a multi-instrumentalist, at just 17, is an indie music prodigy. Having varied musical inspirations such as Nick Drake, Todd Rundgren, and King Crimson. #alfietempleman #chessclub
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So, exam years will have 3 weeks of in-classroom learning until taking "not exams". #schoolsreopening should start with Y10 & Y12 to ensure they don't get forgotten as our year did. Lives are paramount, everything else is secondary.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Gavin Williamson's announcement is unacceptable. It is NOT natural for children to sit exams, nor are "Exams the fairest way of judging a student's performance". Secondly, 6 months is in no-way parallel to 3 weeks! #gavininthegutter #alevels21strike #alevels2021
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Just finished listening to Forever Isn't Long Enough By @alfietempleman You're in for a treat! It BANGS AF!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Who's this? Wrong Answers Only.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Dear fellow men, Cat calling IS NOT a compliment for any woman. Thank you.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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My philosophy:
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Retweet this because you wanna see how far it'll go. Do your worst twitter. Thanks.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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The #teachers are not to blame: The government is.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Hi everyone, I've just realised that there's something I don't think many of you know... Around a year and a half ago, I came out to my parents and brother as gay. So, now I'm ready to let you know... I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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If all schools do open on the 8th of March, expect to be back in another lockdown in a month... Just saying.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Thank you. This is to the group chats, my family, and my friends. Stay chill. ♥️👊
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@AdityaP44505535 is the long-awaited WILDCARD. By-far one of the more obscure acts I've interviewed, but I have a feeling that you will learn to love his art as much as I do (I wouldn't have interviewed him if it wasn't for @alfietempleman ). #TheUnscriptedPodcast
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Rah where's my vaccy
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Who says romance is dead?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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When can we start calling the government an Eton Mess?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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This is a tweet.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I said I'd do a spoken word Cowfie Christmas... Here it is! @alfietempleman
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Can we just keep the 2m rule in place indefinitely? Public transport would be much nicer if we weren't all bunched up.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@AyoCaesar Isn't Cornwall almost entirely being bought up by London?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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TOP 100!!! WELL DONE @alfietempleman !! Well deserved!
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@h_rryy9 Certainly a tail to tell the grandkids...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Just got a positive result for Covid-19. Enjoy more incessant twitter ramblings.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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MAKE MUSIC, MAKE ART, MAKE FASHION, MAKE TIME, MAKE FRIENDS, MAKE MISTAKES, MAKE LIFE, MAKE LOVE, MAKE LAUGHTER... FORGET PETTY SHIT.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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IT'S A CAT. IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN CAT. OH IT'S A CAT. CAT CAT CAT CAT!!!
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I wanna switch up what I'm wearing on the Livestream... Floral or Chequered? You decide.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Happy birthday @alfietempleman thank you for being there for me. We'll have to meet up sometime this year! Love you bro ♥️👊 Have a good one.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I wonder how many people see my tweets and don't respond... At all... Reply if you see this tweet. I'm interested.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@Lukedutchh Casting couches really have changed, haven't they?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I believe @alfietempleman may have shouted me out on @thomasheadon livestream... Unless you're on about another Nicholas... Please reply to confirm. Thanks in advance. x
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Dear Conservatives, If you don't like being called bad names by a justifiable opposition, I recommend educating yourself on the fact that Starving Children should never be on a political agenda... I'll assume the next step is allowing Priti Patel to ship off people to Ascension?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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A-level exams should be weighted just the same as Cambridge Technical & BTEC exams. All exams must be cancelled to avoid uncertainty. Just been told my ICT exam for NEXT WEEK might go ahead. I feel fucked around at the moment.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Oh yeah, seeing as you're following me... I'll try my luck: @thomasheadon would you be up for coming on #TheUnscriptedPodcast When I start recording for S4?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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HERE IS A PUSSY PIC. A PIC OF MY PUSSY.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Introducing #TheUnscriptedPodcast S3! With... @alfietempleman @WeirdMilkMusic @feetband @jamesvjani @the3basics Exciting, right? There's also ONE WILDCARD, too!
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Bang! And the dirt is gone.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Nah, the Grinch learns the true meaning of Christmas in the end.
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thomas headon 🪽
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is boris johnson technically the grinch lol
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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DONALD TRUMP IS A TYRANT. DONALD TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL. DONALD TRUMP IS DANGEROUS.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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The application has now been sent off! Wish me luck!
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@comingupconnor It's uncanny what sweeping laws do to sections of society, isn't it?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Exams are not an effective way of measuring intelligence.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Just got back from a meal with some lovely relatives...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@izcns Hi there 👋 I don't know what's happened for you to be so mean... But, I'll say this: if you're only being hateful to get one-up on someone - just don't. Hate is not the answer. Revenge is not the answer. Have love in your heart.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Any sugar daddies wanna buy me some records? *This is a test.
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I had to see what all the fuss about "Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story" was all about. And, now I certainly know why it is 5 stars across the board. Utterly fabulous. Brilliant portrayals by Linus as Diana, and Joseph as Camilla.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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DO YOU LIKE MY PUSSY?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Science lol
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thomas headon 🪽
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weird that if u go to sleep early u wake up early wtf
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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This year... 2020 I thank everyone who has helped this year be a relatively good one. Despite the current situation. Thank you all for following me, liking, sharing, commenting, participating, talking with, talking at, and bring a friend to me.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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#CloseTheSchools & #CancelExams2021 is it too much to ask? Schools open = Cases rise. You don't have to be a scientist to see that correlation. @GavinWilliamson , @michaelgove , and @BorisJohnson listen to your future.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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If you think the government is working for you: it isn't. It's a playpen for posh boys, pencil pushers, to debate laws that rarely affect them.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Thank you for being there.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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It is 1 hour until Forever Isn't Long Enough by @alfietempleman releases... I have had the privilege of being given a preview. To every single Templestan and, Templefan; The album is better than you are thinking right now. It vibes. It grooves. And, means something. Enjoy.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Can you hear me?
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LADbible
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What's something you can say during a pandemic and during sex?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Just over a year since this feat was achieved. A festival. In a pandemic. For the NHS. To those who put it on - I still think you guys should be honoured. Especially as it was done with next-to-no experience. Well done @finsperry
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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TRIPOD
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Spot the difference.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Imagine if elections involved a rap battle.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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OUT NOW #TheUnscriptedPodcast @jamesvjani is a @YouTube extraordinaire, having started his channel at the start of the year - and uploading ONLY 9 videos & +400k subs. This is a taster...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Conspiracy Theory: Alfie Templeman & Lin Manuel Miranda are the same person...
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Alright folks. Taking a bit of a break from here. See you down the line. ❤️❤️❤️
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Quick question: what would you call a cat? Mine's called Thomas.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
The delivery you've all been waiting for... Get ready for these to be sprinkled around the Birmingham area.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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For IG live... SHIRTS - You decide: Floral (blue) or Nature (white)
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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The true sign of masculinity is being willing to show your teddy bears on the internet. Thoughts?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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What a bloody night!! | @SeaGirls X @wearecoachparty - at @O2InstituteBham A night I won't forget for a long time. A masterclass in indie gigs! A thread of pics (with some captions) 1/7
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For anyone who missed the briefing... He didn't say much. Just hypocrisy. A thred...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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How to go viral: Make a post so outrageous or funny that people feel the need to comment and retweet. That being said: Apple Juice or Orange Juice?
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I was kinda taken aback when I realised that @clash_creators was not a long-established thing... Honestly, with the social media following & build-up around the event - it felt like something which has been part of entrenched YT culture since SITC and VidCon. I am upset with...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Which one should I wear for Tonight's Livestream (and for a spoken word night)? 1 (red). Or. 2 (blue).
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Suicidal thoughts can affect anyone. Celebrity or not. Royal or not. Believe it or not.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Time to do something that goes against everything I've stood for up to this point: I'm getting TikTok. Oh dear. (Drop your TikTok tags in the replies)
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Just completed my BBC Production Apprenticeship Application round 1. Hoping everything pays off! 🙏
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Leave a reply if you want me to compliment you. This is the only Twitter trend I am doing for a long time...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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You are not the centre of the universe. I repeat. YOU ARE NOT THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE.
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Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days Ariel Days
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Reply with an out of context word. In a week I'll try to make a poem out of them... Retweet if you wanna make my life harder (I want a very hard life). Thx.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Merry Christmas everyone. Thank you for being there.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Wisdom to start your day: Don't be a dick. Thank you. That is all. Ok? Good.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Young people are being forced to do stuff they know is unsafe. How stupid is Boris? Seriously. #CloseTheSchools #Lockdown2
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Reasons to see #UntrueDiana : 1. It is jaw-achingly hilarious. 2. You will feel safe (but not too safe... watch out for Camilla) 3. Did I mention it's hilarious. 4. Edgar Wright loves it, and The Daily Mail don't. It's so good, I'm tempted to see it again tonight...
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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I had to see what all the fuss about "Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story" was all about. And, now I certainly know why it is 5 stars across the board. Utterly fabulous. Brilliant portrayals by Linus as Diana, and Joseph as Camilla.
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@marinersaptment @thomasheadon It's November ... Avoid temptation.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@OliAworth Option 3: Go on a few dates, make a few friends and see how it goes. You are worth it Oli.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Fun fact: Trump is attempting to be a dictator. Make America Great Again - sounds similar to another well known politician of History... Good Luck America.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Another year older, another year wider. My teen years have come to an end, and I am now 20 (time flies, eh?). This past year has been jam-packed. Despite the fact that The Unscripted Podcast unofficially came to an end, I have been very busy doing other things (namely a job).
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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If you see this: you are loved.
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Google is down. Time for the ilinformed anarchy to begin... Nope, nevermind... That happened when tabloid newspapers came into formation.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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@alfietempleman in suitable festival attire for #FINSPERRY2020 @finsperry
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Time for my feed to be FILLED with Thomas Headon gifs. And, I'm here for it ngl.
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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*Funny tweet*
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Exam = Assessment Assessment = Exam
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Nicholas J. Barlow 🏳️‍🌈
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Spread the message.
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