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# 13 FOREVER Be warned: I mostly post about hockey. Hot take level: expert

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Zenith Zalapsky
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@Brodster5 @calgaryherald Flames fans: we're willing to be bad for a few years because we want superstars like Edmonton has. Flames: Shut up, stupid.
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Zenith Zalapsky
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@Brodster5 @calgaryherald Flames fans: we're willing to be bad for a few years because we want superstars like Edmonton has. Flames: Shut up, stupid.
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@calgaryherald
Calgary Herald
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Wilson: Flames management is living in a land of delusion https://t.co/TAIEdaikmd
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Zenith Zalapsky
3 hours
Fronk’s rant here perfectly encapsulates my thoughts and the thoughts of many others. Thank you @frank_seravalli Are you listening @NHLFlamesPR ?#FireMaloney
@InTheDomePod
In the Dome
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“The sooner that Conroy & the rest of the Calgary #Flames staff don’t have to report to Don Maloney, is the sooner that the rest of this franchise will be better off” Frank dropping absolute truth bombs on Don Baloney at the 14:50 mark of this show 🔥🔥 https://t.co/Uuwzlulh8u
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Could something miraculous happen like Cullen Potter becoming the second-coming of Johnny Gaudreau? Reschny being the next John Toews? Parekh having a total breakout next season? Sure, maybe. Would that all still be even nicer with a superstar like McKenna or Stenberg. Yes!
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Hard to believe that Edwards, a BILLIONAIRE, is satisfied with status quo. Yep, we'll just continue to have a rugged team that's a hard out and finishes 9th every year. Gets us 17,500 in the building. Perfect. Like, what? Where's that empire building mentality that made you rich?
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Every fan I know is fed up with the team to some degree. Not just the "bloggers". But of course winning and scoring more will appease things short-term. Doesn't solve the long term problem. Little high end talent vs those teams that will be in the contending window in 5 years.
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Every fan I know is fed up with the team to some degree. Not just the "bloggers". But of course winning and scoring more will appease things short-term. Doesn't solve the long term problem. Little high end talent vs those teams that will be in the contending window in 5 years.
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Expecting comments on a Thursday and Friday to affect paid attendance on a Saturday is one of the stupider takes I've ever heard.
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Expecting comments on a Thursday and Friday to affect paid attendance on a Saturday is one of the stupider takes I've ever heard.
@wincolumnCGY
The Win Column
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-#Flames    will assess when something is hot online, how does it impact the business? Is social media commentary actually an expression of the ticket buying people who spend lots of money on the team? Those are the people you actually have to listen to.
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Not going to pretend I'm upset that Zary finally got on the score sheet, but why is this stupid team deciding to suddenly be good after shitting the bed for 1/4 of the season in a critical draft year?
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Like you guys want to defy the rebuild and not finish at the bottom, then play the best players available. Do Sharangovich and Zary deserve it more? Not this year.
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Insane Kerins is not in the NHL right now. All he does at the AHL level is produce offense. At the NHL level, his lines show nothing but positive generation. I just don't get it.
@AHLWranglers
Calgary Wranglers
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RORY KERINS DELIVERS 🔥
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Calgary best team in the league confirmed.
@TheSabreReport
The Sabre Report
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The Sabres this past week: 5-1 W vs EDM 6-2 L vs CGY 9-3 W vs CHI 4-1 W vs CAR A very strange team. #Sabrehood
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Zenith Zalapsky
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This website just cannot fucking figure out that I want to view latest tweets from the people I follow in order. That’s it. It’s not that complex. Stop sneaking in new shit like “Popular”. @x
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@tddt_5115
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Price paid for Noah Dobson (game-breaking dman): 2x 1st Emil Heineman Price paid for Brandon Carlo (shit #5) and Scott Laughton (locker room guy!) 2x 1st Fraser Minten Nikita Grebenkin ?
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Zenith Zalapsky
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“None for us, thanks.” -Don Maloney -Robert Hayes -Murray Edwards 🤡 🤡🤡
@NathanGraviteh
Nathan "Grav" Murdock
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With a 4-POINT GAME in the SHL today, Ivar Stenberg now has the *BEST* Points Per Game rate in SHL history among draft eligibles: I. Stenberg: 0.95 D. Sedin: 0.84 P. Forsberg: 0.74 H. Sedin: 0.69 Don't sleep on this kid for 1st overall.
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Zenith Zalapsky
3 days
Part 2, in which Maloney says sike.
@EricFrancis
Eric Francis
3 days
ICYMI, in this wide-ranging Q and A a candid Don Maloney reveals plenty about the Flames’ mindset moving forward. Part 2 of our chat comes out later today.
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@RobTheHockeyGuy
Rob Williams
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Vancouver Goldeneyes have sold out the Pacific Coliseum. Attendance: 14,958
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@HerbDerby
Married My Porch Pirate
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It's 2:30 AM and I'm still laughing that Don Maloney trash talked McKenna. Mentioned him by name as maybe not worthy of a top pick. How are those pre-draft interviews going to go now, moron?
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Zenith Zalapsky
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There there Mr. Rebigglesworth. Daddy loves you.
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@AHLWranglers
Calgary Wranglers
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Did you pay attention in Grade 3 English? 🤔 The guys try to spell Wranglers in cursive writing✍️
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Zenith Zalapsky
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Where’s Conny? #FireMaloney #Selltheteam #Flames
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