Teben Bron
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Jamaican church priorities list: 1) Batty sex 2) Yellow pages cover . . . 635) Murder of children 636) Rape of children
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Long yap on meteorologists and storm chasing communicating Hurricane Melissa and its impacts to Jamaica In the U.S., the response to major hurricanes tends to be resource heavy and multilayered, even if politically messy. Once a storm threat becomes clear, states activate
It’s a bit disappointing to see how some Jamaicans are reacting on Twitter to warnings from weather professionals. It’s similar to how some countries react to being told that it’s not normal to storm a major government building to prevent the peaceful transfer of power and then
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I am in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"The NOAA aircraft left the storm early after experiencing severe turbulence in the southwestern eyewall." These men and women are not being paid due to the US government shutdown. Not to mention that according to AOML's director emeritus Robert Atlas, they are down 40-50% staff
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I get the feeling I'm going to get Internet back after the hurricane and hear the US has invaded.
They're not even bothering to manufacture consent. We're just going to invade Venezuela with no Congressional vote and zero public buy in or awareness.
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They're not even bothering to manufacture consent. We're just going to invade Venezuela with no Congressional vote and zero public buy in or awareness.
“If I was Maduro, I'd head to Russia or China right now,” says Republican Sen. Rick Scott of Florida. “His days are numbered.” https://t.co/pka9Wf0DPk
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Gentle reminder that when the UN lost most of their funding from the US, offices had to cut back on staff and programs. Recall 🇹🇹 UNHCR Office closed. There are ripple effects with the most vulnerable carrying the greatest burden.
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My biggest fear is that of a rukutuku in the middle of the woowoowoo.
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The original reason women wanted the vote in the United States was because the men refused to raise the age of consent for marriage above 10 and in Delaware above the age of 7. This history isn't taught in schools. They just act like women wanted the vote for no reason LOL
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"Please Lord, let Melissa blow away all the gay."
Love March Movement pray for Jamaica yet? Or a batty alone a dem MANdate? God blessing Jamaica nuh on the agenda but preventing likkle premarital lizard lap alone? Crazy.
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This is inaccurate. The Pedro Plains Primary School is the designated shelter for Flagaman. It has been open and hosts three persons. Other shelters in proximity include Newell High and Sandy Bank. Buses were sent to take persons to these shelters.
Nasheo Blake, resident of Flagaman in St Elizabeth, expressed concerned with the lack of shelters available in the community. Blake indicated that the Flagaman Community Centre, a registered shelter, is closed to the public currently. #GLNRToday #TrackingMelissa
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HELPFUL TIPS. I've been through 82 hurricanes around the world, including five Cat 5s. I survived them by following a few simple rules. Check them out. And let me know if you have questions. I'm here to help. We're gonna get through #Hurricane #MELISSA.👊
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.@WCKitchen will be there supporting with food and water…#ChefsForJamaica be strong Jamaica!
🌀 One mission. Coordinated across 14 parishes! 🇯🇲 Let’s look at the response to Hurricane Melissa in the parish of St. James. Watch as Detective Sergeant Ricardo Clarke, Sub-Officer for the Barnett Street Police Station, provides an update. #TrackingHurricaneMelissa
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