pourquoi tu as trompé emma paris??

neither is enough to stop the feeling that things are going to keep getting worse, but pancakes, I guess

LOST THE TICKETMASTER WAR. I GUESS THERE ARE NO BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD...

Did Israel just murder Greta Thunberg?

Yells. At. ME?

Rima Hassan est une négrophobe et elle ne sera jamais l’héroïne que vous voudriez qu’elle soit. Voilà. Comme ça c’est dit. Faire passer la Tunisie pour un pays gentil alors que le président considère les personnes noires comme des sous-hommes? Votre députée européenne: 0/10

Lmao he still got his jacket on he not staying long

https://t.co/JM8OhI7IrB

Fun fact: the sperm race isn’t really a race where the first sperm “wins”. This adaptation is to romanticise the process according to patriarchal standards. The sperm that wins is the one that the egg makes its walls permeable to. This may not be the first to reach it.

such a weird cultural moment we’re in where nobody can agree on what period revival we’re doing right now. Doja doing 80s, Tate McRae doing 00s, Sydney Sweeney doing 1940s Paris…. just… what is going on

Those are gonna stain like the bisexual iPhone case

She just might too camp for this generation to fully understand how great she is at what she does. This is a DEEP reference.

the concept of cynthia immediately going off stage from her own show and liking this in minutes

i don’t think yall understand how nice women can really be to eachother

après 2 mois de pause, j’ai oublié mon mot de passe de session lol impossible de taffer

seulement 30 millions de personnes ? j'avoue floppesque

Ended those brainless bitches who keeps yelling that they're AI

I’m not gonna lie man. If I was a kid, & my friend used his entire body to shield me from bullets, I’d swear my unfettered loyalty to him for the rest of my days. My house would serve house. My sons would be the best men at his sons’ weddings.

At this point Drake has to kill himself

imaging going to an award show to collect your awards and performing to your sold-out crowd in a span of two hours… this is some legend shit what an artist

There's an ant problem in my bathroom so I put out ant baits but when I got home there was a totally new type of ant and they were carrying around the old ants dead bodies.......