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I like my puns intended

Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2020
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does anyone have recommendations for something to become addicted to (healthy).
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RT @UNRWA: UNRWA has enough food for the entire population of #Gaza for over three months stockpiled in warehouses–including this one in Al….
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You don’t get hungover if you’re pure of heart.
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RT @yourg0ldteeth: Breaking out the 14 piece patio set this weekend
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was having a conversation where I mentioned the Epstein list and someone added “I just think there are other things to worry about right now” surreal interaction and an easy litmus test for someone being a bad person.
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Sometimes I want to be alone but other times I want someone to lie next to me and watch YouTube videos while I lowball people on eBay.
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I’m feeling really anxious but haven’t decided the main reason yet.
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maybe taking more vitamins will solve all my problems.
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Killing the vibe at the function by playing my audiobook on the speaker.
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RT @starsleeps: Are there any other images like this
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Shaggy: like, Scoob, I think there was something else in that Scooby Snack. Scoobert Doo: Norville, I have Seen God and now understand the Meaning of Life
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I need a new hobby as an outlet to obsess over and get frustrated when I’m not immediately good at it.
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Guys they just discovered a way out that isn’t through it’s called.
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it’s becoming increasingly more difficult to do tasks and errands after work and I’m not handling it well.
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13 days
a big sandwich and a picnic with someone super hot and romantic would probably cure me.
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RT @megab00f: listening to music in bed at dusk with your window open is so goated when the interconnectedness of all things is the vibe.
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RT @GianmarcoSoresi: The president just blocked the exposure of a pedophile ring bc he was a part of it.
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people love to say stuff like this would kill a Victorian child but idk I think they would find it delightful and enjoyable.
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A Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labubu items
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they should create a new silk road but it’s just me and my friends exchanging various trinkets and treats.
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RT @asubparusername: I like how you can see a little Vance in the gorilla. he's like AI Genghis Khan, his DNA is everywhere.
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RT @vicwingly: diarrhea forever vs everyone gets a puppy.
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