Nick 🦊
@nickisonaroll
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Pacifist. Secret third thing.
United States
Joined April 2014
The most beautiful sentence in human history
When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified President Trump is making the People’s House more elegant and beautiful for generations of Americans to come!
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Caffeine is not terribly reliable for energy. Sometimes it doesn’t work and I am more tired. Right now, I am very jittery and overflowing with too much energy.
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Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now: https://t.co/iIaYyywo5F
stereogum.com
We knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly.
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Ha, she said, “hard”
*tries really hard to go viral*
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Yes! liberals, it’s been a fascist police state your whole lives. You grew up in it; you have never known anything but fascist police state. It has grown and intensified in my lifetime.
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the pair of lilac Converse Chuck Taylors that Sofia Coppola included a brief shot of in Marie Antoinette (2006) to remind viewers that Marie was just a teenager despite holding all the adult responsibilities of a queen
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These bizarre investment bubble bursts are lots of fun. Regular people get none of the benefits during the long run-up when idiots think they are rich but somehow it is mostly regular people who get screwed over when the bubble bursts and the economy is destroyed. AI biggest yet!
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[Shade - The Promise of a Forgotten Natural Resource] https://t.co/U6I40ZtmVL Watching Sam Bloch n my DVR but you can catch it archived from C-Span 2
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Environmental journalist Sam Bloch argued that cities fail to consider the importance of shade to protect against overheating. POWERHOUSE Arena in New York City hosted this event.
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Not to insult the awesome Simpsons tattoos I just retweeted, but I also think this is cool. By now, hundreds of people are aware Heathcliff has been getting a little stranger. But the lunacy has accelerated.
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These are all so cool.
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… why does twitter boost some lewds and nudes on most people’s feeds but then secretly ban some other nudes and lewds arbitrarily on others- all while hosting stolen copyrighted hardcore video
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I really don’t understand twitter’s policy of shadowbans and nudity and sex. Like, they promote pornography- like if I ever click on a video and it plays full screen; the first autoplay is always the most explicit video from one the most pornographic accounts I follow … so …
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What about the funniest thing to have sent before the breakup text
Share the worst breakup text you ever received...
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Gen AI is what happens when you ship something about 8 years too early and hope it doesn't catch up with you.
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