Currently at Shortland St the musical at Griffin theatre (it's interval). If you like ridiculous over the top satire, this is definitely where you need to be. It's awesome!.

RT @amyherself: Hey Tech Twitter! We are looking for Tech Leads at Sharesies and I am SUPER KEEN to see amazing diverse candidates in our….

RT @javascript_nz: Hey NZ tech folks 🌏👩‍💻 – don't forget the call for papers for nz.js(con); in June is open now ✍️📄📨 become one of our spe….

RT @javascript_nz: The call for speakers (CFP) for this year's nz.js(con); JavaScript conference is live! Check it out at .

RT @nickblack: yeah baby, yeah

@FlyAirNZ ahh, someone answered, they were super helpful thanks! 😁.

Random software request: A variant of git blame that never returns your own name. Has someone made this already :p.

RT @Metlstorm: What am I doing with my life

Well, in addition to screwing up the connection, @emirates are really shit at replying to DMs, they asked for info, but I've heard nothing since. The whole experience at Dubai airport has been pretty poor (particularly after the flight itself was so great).

Well, @emirates fucked up the business class connection experience, stuck in a queue for a broken train 😞.

When you go to google something and it autocompletes because you've already tried that :-(.

Excellent work @SparkNZ - what exactly is invalid about my new password?

RT @SharesiesNZ: We're kicking off with a Q&A with Smartshares, the fund manager who issues the 10 ETFs on Sharesies! 💸 . Whether it's abou….

RT @SharesiesNZ: We’ve dropped the minimum age for a Sharesies account from 18 to 16! 🍍. If you’re aged 16 and above, you’re now able to cr….

RT @SharesiesNZ: ✨ Come work with us! ✨. We're currently looking for a Senior Designer, UI Designer, Front-end Developer, and Marketing Man….

RT @DailyGoalgetter: @SharesiesNZ Review: Shares for the Totally Clueless - I took at look at Sharesies to see how it works & if it's worth….

RT @kcoleman: OH (from an awesome Lyft driver): “Today has been great. I’ve been blessed by the algorithm.”. Immediately had an eerie feeli….