It was a pleasure to be played once again :) x

They make exams and tests harder to make sure that fewer children do well. When the results come out the papers will say that standards are going down, which is teachers' fault and children are becoming stupid. In an election year the govt can say they'll make it all better.

90% of British music is like: “Growing up in London’s Camden Town, singer-songwriter Rozy-May fuses bittersweet lyrics with the Dub/Garage sounds of her hometown. Her new album ‘Wot U Got For Me’ is out on Sony AMC now (and her Dad is Pete Tong)”

nobody talks about how fucking bizarre this instrumental is

Quick update: I am deeply satisfied, Christmas has remained riot free

Never thought I’d feel so passionate about a piece of pottery but if James’ doesn’t win I will riot #PotteryThrowdown

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

This is, in fact, a Matt Berry fan page now

My girlfriend when I’m talking about any band that had appeared in the last 10 years

Me spotting someone in a pub wearing a T-shirt of a band I’m a fan of

Damn back in Lincolnshire for a couple days and how the fuck did I grow up here

in the UK we are angry for a REASOn… please refer below

I liked Father John Misty more before the music, when he was still presenting epic meal time

I'm dying to try a quaalude. How was there this magic drug in the 80s that everyone loved and now it's just gone. Of all the things they took from me this is the one that upsets me the most.

“Yes, yes, I agree”, me after listening to 0 of the words you have jus said

bring down this UK government, they do not speak for us, right the fuck now .. they have no authority, no mandate, no clue, cats in a bag tearing themselves to pieces while the country suffers in extreme distress. enough of this shit. shame on them. #GeneralElection2022

https://t.co/6VlAY4ZTmm

David Bowie’s “Heroes” just might be the best fucking song of all time

Whenever I can reach it, I piss in the bathroom sink - in libraries, restaurants, department stores, bars etc - for the unrivalled sense of power it instills in me

no shit ..

BREAKING - Shank photographed leaving No. 10 #disheveled after a wild night with Liz… #Cheeky