nate ostermiller
@nateostermiller
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One of God's lowliest creatures: adjunct faculty @ a university.
Joined May 2011
I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!
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Highlighting George Springer's World Series stats without mentioning that he's a proven cheater is WILD.
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...
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Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers could buy a home, buy a car, have 3 to 4 children, keep their wives at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary. What happened?
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One Ralph. One egg. One dream. Happy Easter from The Simpsons! 💛🐰
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How can you possibly claim that streamers are impoverished when Spotify's CEO has made more money than any musician in history of the planet Earth? If this is poor, let me join the club. Yes, share price is the game they're playing—and you don't want us to look at that.
@tedgioia Profits? Spotify just made its first annual profit in 19 years, every other DSP is operating at a loss (I should know, I work for one). Don't conflate share price with profits. The trouble here is rooted in the legal agreements between artists and their rights holders, not DSPs.
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“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.” — Max Eastman
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“War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it.” — George Orwell
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The Simpsons on PhD students - almost twenty years old & more cutting than ever
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This is the funniest piece of television content I've ever seen
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Man Spends Long Day At Work Waiting To Go Home And Be Lonely
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BALTIMORE—Sighing in exasperation and repeatedly checking the clock as he completed a number of menial tasks, area man Alan Stover confirmed Wednesday he had spent a long day at work waiting until he...
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This is a 360° camera view from the top of Mt. Everest
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Study Finds Children Of Divorce Better Prepared For Life’s Relentless Misery
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GAINESVILLE, FL—Noting how advanced their depression was from an early age, a study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Florida found that children of divorce are better prepared...
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