for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

lookin like a damn make a wish kid im sick

OUT: bicurious IN: inqueering

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I should be able to call the police on people who buy service vests for their fuckass untrained loud intrusive dogs places without being asked to leave

I’m not like other girls. I’m wasian

T-girl (autistic girl whose mom took Tylenol while pregnant)

Not now kitten daddy is stimming

Hunter Schafer is 26 sexy, pro Palestine and still alive

Sick, had a dream wherein I went to IKEA and saw clairo and passed her quickly on the stairs as she slowed down and said “sorry for youthmaxing on you clairo” and then I woke up sweaty

trump could say "tomorrow we are bombing toledo ohio because im bored" and we'd still get liberals on Twitter saying "this is not normal."

can’t apply for this $20/hr assistant position because i don’t have a master’s degree

I’m addicted to lowballing on FB Marketplace at 1:30 AM and then forgetting to reply and let me tell you mama needs another hit of it ASAP

Party idea: Little House on the Prarie (house music party where everyone has to dress like they live in the Great Plains in the 1800s)

Forcing my gf’s little lesbian cousin (15 years old) to watch Hayley kiyoko’s girls like girls music video

Need a part time high paying job with tips that requires little to no experience and relies mostly on my youthful and womanly allure

Body keeping the score and unfortunately I’m down 2-0

DOECHII YOU ARE FROM FUCKING FLORIDA. OUR SWAMP PRINCESS. HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A TOUR CALLED “Live from the swamp” AND NOT COME TO THE FUCKING SWAMP

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getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash