Senior Quote: I can never be a slave since I own a Master’s #2024grad #berkeley #blackgrad

Going out for drinks tonight and friends in the group chat talking about "I'm tired"

please tell me yall was on twitter when the wayfair gate was happening

just replied to 2 texts

10 yrs smh should’ve been in them books #MyXAnniversary

eat my soup —-> fuck ur mans

“heyy how’s your day going” “good” “what are you up to” “not much just chillin”

all the stair master machines being hogged by a group of men going at 5 level five and slouching https://t.co/nDsYwjbehr

ngl creating a baby is too simple they should add some sort of two factor authentication

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

time.

Oh I’m so good

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

And then on a random tuesday

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You dk that

https://t.co/VEgtrMb725

i be mad as fuck when the wrong niggas reply to my instagram stories!!

Who gon tell him student apartments are furnished

beneath all the yearning im very self aware to know that i need to let this one go

when ur friend says ‘ew’ abt a guy you didn’t think was ‘ew’