Myriam Jessier
@myriamjessier
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Beyond conventional and very much pragmatic.
Lisboa
Joined May 2009
Friends, @myriamjessier and I are working on something and we need your help! I know questionnaires are TEDIOUS but this one's got glitter. Could you please spare 10 mins to answer a few questions on online researching & shopping preferences? Thanks✨ https://t.co/iMuDnQyFtU
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Hi! We are Myriam and Giulia, your friendly, run-of-the-mill, globe trotting and ice skating marketers. Here are a few questions we have for you. If you take the time to answer, it will help us carry...
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I still stand by everything I said in this course.
Nothing teaches us better than real-life cases. That's why our free course with @myriamjessier is packed with relatable insights from personal experience! ⚡ What’s Inside? 1. Branding & Storytelling — Craft a compelling brand story that resonates and stands out. 2. Getting
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Fed up with boring ice breakers? Share an interesting ice breaker question. I submitted "pineapple on pizza, what's your opinion on pineapple as a topping?" What would be yours? https://t.co/lyQGrHYrdq
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Fed up with mediocre ice breakers? If someone asks me one more time what my favorite color is, I'm going to explode! I have a favorite clothing color, a favorite link anchor color, a favorite bedroom...
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Conspiracy theory time: There's a non zero chance that Sam Altman reached out to Scarlett Johansson to goad her into a lawsuit. Here's why it would make sense: it would help mitigate some of the other ongoing judicial stuff regarding their blatant disregard for copyright.
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Come for the neurospicy marketing best practices, get dopamine from the interesting musical choices! My coupon code is Myriam20. Please test it as I am curious to know if it works if you shout my name (MYRIAM20)
Not long now until #LondonSEOXL! 🎉 Just going to say that the song @myriamjessier and I are planning to get on stage to is more epic than anything Howard Shore has ever done. Buy an early bird ticket to see it with code 'Giulia20' to get 20% off ➡️
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"Also I read somewhere..." It was a TikTok video. We all know you heard it in a TikTok video. Best case scenario, you read the captions on it.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary This was pre-written. I also remember what it was like pre-Elon.
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Love the smell of rain. It's pouring outside. Rain & thunder make an amazing soundtrack.
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Like terraforming but for SERPs. Give it a try please.
🧹Want to declutter your SERPs? 🗑️ Clean out all the 'Features'? 🔗 Yearn for the days of 'ten blue links'? I built an app for that (well, a Chrome extension). I'd love for you to try it out: https://t.co/ed94RK8eYN
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I was sent this, in a no-SEO context. Congratulations Google. New kink unlocked?
Yes, I know I teed it up for this one. I just didn’t expect it to work 😅🤦🏽♀️ (Wait for it…)
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Shit I wish I could say on Linkedin Part 1: For the love of Xenu, don't take marketing advice from someone with YouTube thumbnails that look like they are having an existential crisis while high on bath salts.
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Ok. Looking to contact someone and I see they haven't interacted with LinkedIn or Twitter in months and I'm not even mad about it.
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OK step 1. Twitter account recovered. I could only post from my phone beforehand. Step 2. Update photo and banner. Step 3....probably deal with the usual trash fire that is this place and decide to take a break again. But for now, I celebrate step 1.
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This week has been content centipedes, a mediocre remake of the movie Her and just overall weird stuff. I want to crawl back to the Ervin Szabó library.
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I made people laugh today. Yes Twitter, I still miss you a little because that's absolutely not the type of stuff I'll talk about on LinkedIn.
I still get asked about why I don't have kids. And...my answer is usually "we thought about it but the dog is allergic". The truth: I thought about it and it's not a lifelong project I want to undertake.
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I still get asked about why I don't have kids. And...my answer is usually "we thought about it but the dog is allergic". The truth: I thought about it and it's not a lifelong project I want to undertake.
I'm not one to shy away from sensitive topics In fact, I think we need to have more open discussions about divisive topics as a way to encourage conversation and demystify it. I come from a country where women are expected to have kids and people expect women to feel shame when
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This week on the MozPod: Why do people have so many opinions when you say you don’t want kids? 🤷♀️ Hear what @MyriamJessier & @KariLeeD have to say in this new episode, available now:
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MozPod with Chima Mmeje is unlike any SEO podcast you've ever listened to. Each episode offers practical tips to help you improve your SEO knowledge, land top-tier clients, and get the blueprint to...
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There are quite a few actions shots. I can't provide an alt for all of them so let's sum it up: find a job that makes the best use of your unique brain wiring. Slides:
Leveraging ADHD in tech by finding a good job for your brain wiring, and using your traits to achieve better (and more consistent) results - @myriamjessier shares tips at @VoxxedZurich #VDZ24
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