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Teaching in University at a very young age has its challenges. A student appears for the first time, looks you in the eye and asks what time the lecturer is coming! 😂
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Here we go. Personal terms agreed. Medical in the next 48 hours. 😅
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I don't know if it was coincidence but it is today when I learnt from Kazoora's book that the legal instrument that extended NRA's (Museveni's) stay in power beyond 1989 was drafted by Kanyeihamba.
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"I am looking for a wife and not a foreign affairs expert. I can find those ones at the Hague."
~ AJ Kaleba
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"The only time I interact with peasants is when I am teaching their children."
Vintage Dr. Benson Tusasirwe in our first year class. 😅
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For a man who used to turn into a cat, this panic is unnecessary. Has he lost his powers?
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Yesterday the Minister said that if you can't afford the money then don't lose your ID.
For him, losing it is a conscious choice you make after much thought and internal deliberation. 😅
Replacing your lost National ID will now cost you Ugx 200,000
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Please use the time you have to start a side hustle instead of being at brunch and bandali.
Young lawyer's side hustle:
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Frame 1 was launched by the Prime Minister not very long ago, and Frame 2 was launched by the president yesterday.
Same place, same building.
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Starting next financial year, the government should consider giving Hon. Segirinya a separate budget to run.
He looks to be more efficient and timely than most government departments.
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I have just seen someone attempting to educate Dr. Kabumba on a constitutional law principle (of all things).
I don't know if he thought he was replying to some random guy or. 😂
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My career is in golf. Next is resigning my job to go and put in 10,000 hours.
I will be feeding on smiles and high-fives at the golf course in the meantime. 😅
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Travelling from Ntare School to Gayaza only for you to spend the entire day speaking to your friend from Nyamitanga.
How do you go all the way to New York, only to hold bilaterals with your neighbour back home? 🤔
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Biggest lessons this year;
1. Don't rush to pass judgment, you may want to hear the other side too.
2. Even when there are zero chances you will succeed, try, and do what you can.
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Correction:
LDC Students who graduated and those who were unable to graduate have petitioned Uganda Law Council for a comprehensive audit of all exams.
PS: I am part of the petitioners and I graduated.
Just in: LDC students who were unable to graduate this year in June have petition the Uganda Law Council requesting for a complete and comprehensive audit of all exam results by the Uganda law Council, among other prayers.
@nbstv
#NBSUpdates
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I have read the 4-part series on NSSF that featured last week and we have to give the
@DailyMonitor
investigation desk their flowers for reporting such a pertinent and convoluted matter so succinctly.
I am sharing the links below for those who may be interested.
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"If I have seen more than others, it is because I have stood on shoulders of giants"
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Those are some of the country's most needy students, qualified for the MasterCard scholarship and were there to receive their allocation. But what is wrong with going to Senate anyway?
So freshers went to senate, thinking that is where they were checking their luggage at?
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Someone who occasionally visits this country casually made an observation recently but it has stayed with me. He said that we are a people (Ugandans) who are cultured towards assuming almost everything in most of what we do. We have that monolithic predisposition ingrained in us.
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I always leave 20 minutes of my class for the students to discuss anything of their choice under the earth outside school.
Today they discussed vaccination before accessing physical classes and you could feel it was personal. Glad that they have a platform to vent!
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I love it when someone expresses an opinion out of ignorance and they are corrected in a civil way.
No insults, no nothing. Just providing them with information and the other person acknowledging that they got it wrong.
That is how it should be!
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Lecturer: Let us reschedule our class to the weekend because I am busy.
Student: That is outside the teaching timetable and we have already planned our weekend.
I tell you we weren't bold enough. Just wait for the ones coming after us because they are something else. 😅
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I just remembered when some guy here said that a kitenge shirt doesn't make you a Pan-Africanist.
This App has many unruly people! 😂
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Up until today, I can't believe that Hon. Nsibambi would buy everyone Javas doughnuts and cakes during his classes for us to allow him 20 extra minutes outside his allocated time.
Easily the most generous person I have met!
#HappeningNow
@Makerere
,
@MakerereLaw
bids farewell to the long, dedicated serving staff: These include: Prof. Sylvia Tamale,
Hon. Yusuf Nsibambi
Ms. Deborah Kisolo and
Mr. Ellia Nyanja Musoke
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Motivational speakers have been denied their day.
They were prepared to tell us how to keep trying no matter how many times you lose until you win one day.
Sometimes there is no winning at all. 😅
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Many people have been questioning why Greenwood is losing endorsements even without having been convicted yet.
Here is a thread on why these brands need to stay as far away from him as they are choosing to do at the moment.
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At age 31, Gen. Muntu was commanding the Ugandan army, but there is a random faceless person here saying he is just a Twitter expert leader. We really joke too much!
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Immensely proud to be joining the team.
I am bringing with me 101% commitment!
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"A woman recounts an experience in which she believes she was sexually violated; she ends up a meme. Her expression becomes a joke and slang."
~
@HusseinDGulam
We need alot of introspection as a country because this is just not it!
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Young lawyer, after using the printer and now on their way to court to file Senior Counsel's documents without transport.
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Those numbers on new HIV infections are very disturbing. We should for once agree to let the science take lead in formulating policy as the religiosity sits and observes.
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Why does mainstream media keep giving these people audience?
Loneliness led Sematimba into the arms of the housegirl - Catherine Kusasira defends Peter Sematimba who is currently fighting for custody with his former maid
#LiveWiireUpdates
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On NTV news, they are already asking Suubi about a partner. The man hasn't even worked for a month. 😂
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I need to begin writing more often. Anyways, please read my controversial opinion here. 😅
Our Legal Officer
@murungi_pato
reflected on 2023, and what the year had in store for SRHR. He shared his opinion in today's
@DailyMonitor
.
Please take a read.
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Over 5 years now but I can still hear his voice ringing in my head like it was yesterday.
"Some of you wrote for me Zaanwe instead of Zaabwe. Prepare for your zeros." 😂
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Mitch leads our prayers here in the morning but I think as the day progresses, the holy spirit deserts him. You see his replies and ask that God actually touches him. 😂
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I will be making a case on why the government should not shy away from its obligation in ending teenage pregnancy.
Tomorrow morning on
@ntvuganda
Teenage Pregnancy is a national concern that needs concerted effort in advocacy.
Join us tomorrow on
@ntvuganda
at 7.30am as our
@murungi_pato
and
@Rah_Bukirwa
discuss the role of Gov't in ending teenage pregnancy.
#GenerationEquality
#EndTeenPregnancy
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When the young lawyer asks for transport after using WiFi the entire day.
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The 2014 petition was led by Prof. Oloka Onyango, the 2023 petition is being led by Prof. Sylvia Tamale.
The family's stand on constitutional protection for minority groups has remained unwavering!
Dr. Sylvia Tamale and her colleagues will leave that Act in shreds.
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The only thing remaining for you
@mugarura_edgar
is the wedding. We are ready for it too.
Let me congratulate you on this noble achievement first. 🔥
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Imagine waking up and they tell you Dr Kabumba's class is on CBS Fm at 9am.
History will judge us harshly😅
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Classes the week before exams have all students attentive, and asking only one question; "What are you setting?"
Brethren, I am setting only what I taught. Nothing new! 😅
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When Besigye said we are very stupid people and must accept our foolishness, he had seen something that we hadn't. I am beginning to see it too. 😅
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Ego of law students Their ego
outside class vs. during lectures
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I am being denied a Visa because I am too young to travel around unaccompanied but somehow people keep asking me about marriage.
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I think we make a mistake when we reduce education to only the job that you can do with it.
It improves so much about an individual. From your thinking, communication, speaking to your health habits, dressing, and so much more.
So much that education gives us!
People are celebrating PLE results and university graduation.
Good for them.
But even most Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard university degrees will be almost worthless by the end of this year, in the face of AI's advanced and alarming capabilities.
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The bad PR is only here on Twitter. Those ends people are enjoying.
Honest question: With all the Bad PR marriage has, why are you still trying to get married?
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The World Bank is looking for Law Students to partake in the World Bank Legal Internship Program.
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We spent the weekend adjudicating on various activities for
#Olympism365
organised by
@Official_UOC
.
Always exciting to do work on behalf of
@DebateUganda
.
@WithMukiza
on the 📷
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Tomorrow the sun will rise and we shall try again because that is all we do everyday. 📍
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Breaking: Fish can swim.
TIME CHECK: 10.54PM
Deputy Speaker
@AnitahAmong
is a woman of steel. She has presided over today's plenary sitting for a record 9hours without a break and ensured that the House passes the Mining and Minerals Bill after scrutinizing a 335 clause bill.
@ChrisObore1
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1. Working with the best firms around town.
2. Enrolling for a masters in the finest universities on the globe.
3. Joining a gov't agency or civil society.
4. Going back home and doing some farming.
There are a million and 1 things you can do with a 1st class, in anything.
Alright, you’ve obtained a first-class diploma from LDC.
What’s the next step?
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The fact that Mandela could forgive his oppressors but not Winnie still plays me.
To say that all the rock crushing, loss of sight, and developing health complications, as a result, were no match to what Winnie had done says everything you need to know about this love thing!
FYI 🥲
“During the divorce hearing, Nelson Mandela rejected Madikizela-Mandela's assertion that arbitration could salvage the marriage, and cited her infidelity as a cause of the divorce, saying "... I am determined to get rid of the marriage".
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I have spent some time reading Uganda's Parliamentary Hansard but if there is something that government needs to tax urgently, it is ignorance.
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For someone who thinks many things are overrated, graduation isn't one of those. It is such a big deal and for everyone graduating, please bask in the celebrations.
Graduation; do all the fun things, all the celebratory things - everything. It's a big deal! Let no one downplay it.
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I had a face to face meeting with my research supervisor, she shredded and rubbished my work telling me to repeat most of it.
In the evening she sent me a video with the message "Those who want you to do better don't smile for you at all times."
Lesson!
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I am struggling to explain to people in the village how am still studying and yet am graduating in January. Doesn't make sense to them.
One asked me, "Why did you leave Makerere to go to that place you call Centre, did they chase you?"
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The ruling came through and it is one to celebrate. Thank you
@AAgather
for leading the way. ❤
"The students in the petition, however, say their contention with LDC isn’t about failing. They argue instead that LDC’s failure to follow its own examination rules creates room to doubt the results that were released in June."
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Aren't we all looking forward to our TV and Radio Talk Shows hosting politicians to discuss how Covidex works?
We are definitely going to learn so much from their vast scientific knowledge. Ours are a special category because they are all round!
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When you read Olive Kobusingye's book (The Correct Line? Uganda Under M7) and specifically the circumstances under which Dr. Besigye's brother died, you can understand why he got emotional in today's presser, while talking about the cost of the struggle. The loss is personal!
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Travelled 200 miles to give mummy her flowers. Today was a special dedication to her. ❤
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Graduation week is upon us and I can confirm that I am more excited than even the graduates.
We are going to celebrate and bring down the sky with it!
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Twitter sapiosexuals tubakooye!
Not every time "ask your partner what they think about this and that and see what you are dating." 🚮
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With the new law, you comment "Finish him/her" when they are roasting someone and they add you as co-accused. 😅
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If I should be remembered for one thing, it should be that I paid my debts.
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So should we ask those we are dating about their opinion on FID or it isn't important this time?
You know we are looking for smart spouses. 😂
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2019 is for checking on people. The 'I miss you' is not enough. Check on someone, see how they are doing, add some value to them. We are improving each other in 2019.
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There are people who genuinely wish you well and their actions remind you about that every single time.
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That BBC interview of our Prime Minister on the sidelines of COP28 should never have been sanctioned. We have a reputation to protect as a country! 😅
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Jordan's sharp change from the Greatest Simp of All Time to the lead persecutor of simps should be the greatest turn around since the Saul-Paul conversion in the bible.
We have to go back a whole 2000 years ago! 😅
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Today, I made my debut appearance at the EACJ. I'm only waiting for
@omujuma
to seal what should be a very memorable week, with that win on Saturday. 🎊
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Tomorrow as our last act together, the 2020
@MakerereU
Law Class will gather at the Law School gardens to say their final 'goodbyes'. We can then start to officially shine as alumni.
The saddest thing about graduation though is that it may be the last time we see some people!
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Just like how the Employment Act prohibits payment of wages in premises licensed for the sale of alcoholic beverages, it should have done the same for payment on a Friday. That money is as good as gone!
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Representing your country ranks up there among the greatest honors in anyone's lifetime.
I am certain, having your country's anthem played on foreign land or hoisting its flag must be a surreal moment!
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When engaging in any debate, you can do well to try and remember the following;
1. It should have a frame/parameters. Otherwise you will be all over the place.
2. Have sufficient knowledge of the basics so that you don't waste the other person's time.
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You may think you are intellectually woke until one of the questions in an interview is about the ideas that trigger your intellectual curiosity. Many times we are not what we think we are. 😅
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My people have graduated from LDC and I guess we may just have to block off the rest of the year to party. But I am here for the parties.
Congratulations. 💥
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Law School;
3 weeks ago: Prof Nawangwe is authoritarian, high handed and a dictator!
Now: The VC is very efficient, visionary and has the best plans for Muk
Difference:
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We have really normalised unfortunate events in this country. Ten people were brutally murdered in Kamwenge yesterday, but it doesn't look like a big deal.
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So a lawyer represents someone in court and when they are convicted the accused person gets their sentence and the lawyer picks their fine. 😂
The CC will not need any submissions before it strikes out many of these provisions. They will just look at them and cross them out.
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"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, and music."
~ Adam Johnson
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In anything you do, never be rude to people because they never forget and some never forgive!
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Someone said that the Total fuel price boards are our new stock markets. We wake up to see how the "country is trading".
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Tomorrow tugenda kubera mu zi; Just in; Breaking news; Latest developments.
A real field day for journalists.
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Found this interesting article of President Binaisa's life. Shocked to discover he studied law after 30, having been dismissed from Makerere where he was pursuing Medicine and Glasgow where he pursued Geology.
Man looked like he lived 150 years!
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Fans arriving at Kakyeka stadium for an early kick-off game:
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Sures? No, let us do as much as respecting people irrespective of the experiences you have shared with them.
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The way WhatsApp has the option of pinning contacts on top of our chats, can't it create for us one to pin at the bottom?
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I have gone through
@mikemuhima
's page again and again but I honestly can't see what got him arrested.
It is no longer possible for us to wake up and be shy about the things that affect us collectively or even individually.
#FreeMikeMuhima
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No one can convince me otherwise, but the sole reason I make money is to pay for my comfort and convenience.
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First of all
@Kdkizito
what was that? You woke up and decided that the entire class should be miles away from you. 😂
Congratulations to the people graduating from LDC today.
This is no mean feat. We thank the heavens.
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It had attempted to sweep me but I took the marridex vaccine.
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The fight against this pandemic needs CONSISTENCY. You let your guard down for even a minute and you will undo all your past effort. Let us fight on. 🙏🏽
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