Owek. Byamazima Joshua
@joshuabyamazima
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Partner Trust Law Advocates , refined thinker, Phanero fellowshiper, A charter member of the Rotary Club of Muyenga Bukasa.
Kampala, Uganda
Joined March 2014
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Best at what I DO.
Good morning Uganda.
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Samora Michael 1986 - “if one day you hear white people speak highly of me, understand that I have betrayed you”
UPDATE- There’s no bribe Hon. Mpuuga received from parliament it was a legitimate pay -
@ChrisObore1
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How are Kampala girls affording these Najjera, Kulambiro, Ntinda apartments.
1.2m a month and her business is selling customized cushions 🤔
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The Uganda Law Society comments on the legality of the 500 million, stating that it’s illegal for the commission to award it to itself.
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My mother told me that my Dad built the house when he was between 26-27 and am about the same age and I still borrow chargers..
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Henry, now that you graduated , it’s time to focus on generating income.
Your touching suitcase story will fade away, and your employer will prioritize your performance.
I hope you realize your worth and understand that endorsements such as these you should be paid.
The VIP suite exudes sheer luxury and elegance with it's exquisite design and lavish amenities.
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Frame 1: I purchased an oner at Capital Shoppers for the price of 2,500 including VAT.
Frame 2: The local vendor near the supermarket, equipped with a fridge, also sells the same oner for 2,500.
Like how ?
@URAuganda
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Well the Royal wedding will not attend itself 😉
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And she will gladly ASK:
How many woman have you brought here ?
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As Ugandans we should boycott KFC until they stop shipping in Irish potatoes yet Kabaale grows Irish.
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How many of you watched galactik football while growing up?
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Ugandan comedians should stop this habit of promoting tribalism, jokes can still be funny without being tribalistic, Eg. not all Baganda are bafere, not all basoga are stupid, not all batooro are dumb, not all northerners are harsh, not all banyankores are frauds and cheats.
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Her: I recognize you, are you Owek. BYAMAZIMA?
Me: Yes, ma’am.
Her: You look handsome and well.
Me: Thank you. This is my wife right here.
Three hours later, silence in the car. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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Kindly share contact details I'd love to help with the legal procedures.
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Upon arrest, Kipsang alleges that Abiriga’s wife hired us to assassinate her husband, offering a payment of 1 million.
She reportedly deposited 500,000 UGX with us.
Our loved ones are killing US now.
Monitor reports.
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Young lawyers without cars will be the biggest victims of the flying round kicks in Kampala.
Walking in a suit is a voluntary assumption of risk.
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Welcoming the new Advocates on the Bar.
A good time it has been.
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So are we going to skip the fact the stan's legs look like they were hit by compressional forces, (enkobogo) anyway
happy birthday stan.
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Here’s another reminder that companies should prioritize signing non-disclosure agreements.
When dealing with young professionals who may not fully understand the value of investments, it’s important to have safeguards in place.
This breach can spoil investments.
Final Statement on
#kampalacreme
You’re all Creme of Kampala in your different spheres and hustles. 👏💃All thanks to
@DStvUganda
@PearlMagicPrime
@ShowmaxOnline
@MultiChoiceGRP
I appreciate the opportunity greatly. And my Team
@beyond_creativ
The best brand digital handlers.
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Open your eyes you'll see that this Twitter not Instagram.
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For the bare minimum give interns lunch and transport.
Been there, I would love to make a difference.
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It’s been 30minutes now, left home without eating breakfast 😂
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Dear Sisters:
If he comes to your inbox asking for your number, give him 1 digit per month to test his patience!
😂😂
Am I communicating?
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I just created a fake Twitter account to chat with my girlfriend.. But she is telling me she is single that the boyfriend she had died.🤨😳
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Let's be proud of our cultures, drop down a pic of you in your cultural dressing in the replies.
I will start.
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Dear kyambogo girls that B2C song is sang like “would you mind” not “wujuma wujuma” like you guys sing.
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@BrianOkullo
I think replying to the tweet is clear proof you’ve not read the book yourself 😀
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Dear young lawyer not every distance is walkable, get on a BODA
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I have done very many mistakes in life but I have never bought a selfie stick.
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I’ll be spending the remainder of my week at Kisozi, my country home, contemplating why self-proclaimed senior lawyers often act as if they’re doing young lawyers a favor by hiring them.
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Senior Lawyers,
Being surrounded by stacks of files on your desk and others piled up behind you doesn’t necessarily indicate seriousness.
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Its Ramathan, a girl smartly dressed in a sharia with a hijab looking very beautiful just walked into our pharmacy and asked for Postinor2.
No Shame at all.
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Guys would you allow your girlfriend to go abroad and work? I need your honest opinions this means alot in my relationship.
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How do you console a 17-year-old experiencing their first heart break.
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How did our grand fathers allow to be taken to war by this confused fellow?
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In contrast to Ssefuma, Dr. Lawrence Eron is accused of defilling a 16-year-old girl with impairments.
DNA testing reportedly established a connection in terms of penetration.
Dr. Eron is a professor and deputy VC, as reported by Vision.
I think the end is near 🤦🏻♂️
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Hey Ugandans how about we follow eachother here, let's make our Twitter community even bigger.
#UOTDrive
🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬
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What did you call this at your high school?
Mine : Tool
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It’s rather selfish for a cabinet minister to dodge a pothole. 🙄
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This morning, I appear with my former boss, and as soon as he greeted his client, he said, “This lawyer they have? I taught him everything he knows.”
Alright, let’s wait for the session to commence.
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The best picture coming from LDC graduation today, she's a mother of one, that cabined the book to first nature a strong boy.
She is a hero unsung.
Congratulations Faridah.
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I aspired to become a lawyer, diligently worked towards it, perfected my skills, and eventually achieved my goal.
While it might have been evident to some, for us, it was a shared dream.
My parents should be proud.
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Pastor Bujingo's mansion, its unthinkable and had to believe that his sheep worship in tents but his mansion is growing like a bean on fertile soil.
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What price should the country be willing to pay to retain a politician?
Should we drain our resources just because we deem their presence essential?
What does it take to build a politician of
@MathiasMpuuga
’s stature? Can we afford to demolish him by a click of a button & some unfiltered noise? What does he mean to national politics?
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I need to have some Zimbabwean people that I will trash after we win our Afcon Match against them.l
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Every man’s dream is to give his wife what Bobi wine is giving Barbie.
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What you won’t here at anniversaries, having money as a man keeps a marriage.
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When the Headmistress asks you to bring your father.
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How did these guys manage to always win games with 6 players only?
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Young girls what's so special about married men that we regular single men don't have?
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Fabiola provoked Zari, why was she calling her Mama? She deserved it.
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When is the right time in a relationship to introduce your girlfriend to your wife?
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Not that I am a more skilled lawyer, the notion of establishing marriage through immunization cards is something that would never cross a lawyer’s mind.
Here’s what Entebbe Chief Magistrate Stella Maris Amabilis based on, to reject Paul Owor’s bail application.
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Madam was quite firm with her wardrobe taste today.
I heard that the Bank of Uganda has no governor, who is receiving applications. 😊
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If forcing your girlfriend for sex is rape, then what do you call forcing your boyfriend for money?
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One time my boy borrowed my place and brought his girlfriend, he told her that place was his and she believed, and whenever she wanted to visit him, my boy told me to assist him with the room, which I did for a couple of times, one time she arrived unannounced...
*Thread*
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Fellow Ugandans, we've been given this platform the
#UOTDrive
to join and unite on twitter, let's use it while we still can.
Follow and you'll be followed.
Like and you'll be followed
Retweet and you'll be followed.
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Any man that never zoomed in to those boobs is gay.
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I just wish BobiWine wins power, rules for one term and steps down just like Mandela.
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New Advocate appearing this morning!
Worship, I wish to start with my opening statement.
Worship; Counsel that's not necessary at this stage, I'll be glad to read it in your W/submissions.
Young Lawyer ; While i wait can i see the opposite Counsel practicing certificate 😀
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If Pastor Bujingo can divorce his woman he was intended to marry before just to get his employee to replace her what about you lumonde wabwe.
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If this girl starts a water company, it will sell more than even Rwenzori. Chaiiii
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Nothing excites me like my Boda guy having to stop by his stage before dropping me off to concrete his position with his peers he goes counsel "banonabadde mbagamba nti negosiyesoni nunji mubyobufusi wamma sikyo"
I nod in affirmation , he mumbles. wee swi gear natekammu.
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The problem with Twitter, those with followers have no ideas and those with ideas have no followers.
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Professor: Why do you consistently miss deadlines for your assignments?
Meanwhile, the device I was supposed to use for research 😂
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But if Gulu Gulu went to school, am sure she got a job, where is she working now?
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Dear senior lawyer,
My bills are not paid by your weekly motivations of how patient I need to be to thrive.
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*African about to use a mic🎤*
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
brain: don't do it
*passes air through the mic
Phuuu phuuu*😂😂
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Dating an ugly babe is stressful, every after 5minutes she calls you, and she is like “promise me you'll never leave me”
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Excessive consumption of women is harmful to your wallet.
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Ugly girls deserve no dick, but these cute girls starve us so much we left with no option but to eat y'all ugly bitches.
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Imagine dating a girl that doesn't know the importance of drinking warm water?
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Leave alone being legal, is it safe to have kids this young tattooed? What kind of gacia is this?
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My sister gave birth to my niece today morning.. Feeling so happy
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I don't know how I'll ever repay my mum because one time I stole my mum's necklace to give to my girlfriend on her birthday at school.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Either this boy just won the biggest bet or his rich dad died and his the heir.
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A restaurant is closed by
@URAuganda
enforcement team for failure to comply with Tax obligations, the owner moved the saucepans to the garage and revamped his business.
He tells me this evening, his closing the shop for good to concentrate on outside catering services.
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What's better than cumming on her naked butt?
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I wanna smoke some weed with my girlfriend, get high, lock ourselves at home and have lots of sex.
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In my next relationship in the first two weeks am buying matching outfits, I tired of not reaching that stage.😂
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Mark zuckerbag has already made 4$ billion and he still stands mark".But my friend just got Ugx250000 after selling his phone and he is calling himself "Uncle money"....😂😂😂
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My friend was employed a while ago and all over a sudden he and other Ugandan employees were fired for no reason and they recruited Kenyans to replace them all in CAFE JAVAS Kampala road, I might know nothing at all but am sure this is wrong and against the law.
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People using iphone 4 and iphone 5 love using phrases like “an iphone is an iphone” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Why is it ok for girls to call themselves sweetheart, my love, and even peck themselves, but its gay when guys do it?
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Arsenal fans lets gather here and congratulate ourselves. 😁
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Young lawyers in Uganda firms are harshly treated yet they do most of the clients work.
Next week 8th May 2023 (Monday) we shall start our
#seniorlawyersexhibition
You will realize that most of the prominent firms in this country peanuts.
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Why are the girls on the sure's list acting like they aren't sures .😂😂
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