murph
@murphtothesky
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Like aeroplanes, beer, curry. Don't like my mental health stuff . Tweets my own unless my cat is tweeting for me. Pat Sharp liked my tweet... Paul Chuckle RT
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Joined August 2017
🗣️ Peter Crouch on Benoît Assou-Ekotto: “Benoît would turn up with a Tesco bag containing the same four items every time: a croissant, a hot chocolate, a full-fat Coke, and a packet of crisps. The croissant I understood. He is French-Cameroonian. The hot chocolate: same
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That goalkeeper shirt literally should have been our away shirt. #avfc
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A 21 year old student pilot who crashed his Cessna 172 while on a solo flight in Adelaide on Monday calmly talks about the accident moments later in an interview with local media. The Cessna crashed onto the runway and caught fire at Parafield Airport in Adelaide’s north about
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311 appearances later... He's started all but one of Villa's league games this season, with Unai Emery's side up to 2nd in the Premier League. One of the best pound-for-pound midfield buys in recent memory, surely 🙌
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Some people went to a shopping centre waving flags.
🚨WOW: British patriots storm Leeds shopping centre holding flags and demanding the removal of illegal aliens. This is what patriotism looks like. https://t.co/l75tDur64h
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I'm quite depressed but fuck my life I didn't want to die because some orange oaf wants to avoid prosecution.
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After spending years insisting Trump is a "global peacemaker" Nigel Farage now switches to suggesting his illegal assault on Venezuela, followed by the kidnapping of its President, is "a good thing". Trump's British cheerleaders not wasting any time https://t.co/IX1OXogDv6
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Get to fuck the right whingers having a go at Starmer, this is a sensible balanced approach to it all.
There’s a lot of noise from people who couldn’t find Venezuela on a map yesterday. This is clearly a fast-moving and extremely serious situation. I am not going to rush to judgement or speculate on incomplete reports. I’m more interested in what Venezuelans risking their lives
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Starmer got pelters for sitting on the fence....
We have always strongly condemned Maduro’s brutal and repressive regime and the Conservative Government did not consider Maduro’s administration as legitimate. Nobody will shed tears over him no longer being in power. We await the full facts about the US operation which has
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🇬🇧 UK ECONOMY since Brexit 🇬🇧 ⛽️ Gas up 94.1% ⚡️ Electric up 78% ⛽️ Fuel up 49.3% 🏨 Hotels up 37.8% 🏡 Rent up 25% 🍲 Food up 25% 💷Average earnings down 2.8% That’s why we need to Rejoin, that’s why we are running in 2026. Will you support us?
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Give Tielemens whatever he bloody wants for a contract extension #avfc
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I've been hoping for a Watkins replacement for a while but fair fucks over the last few games #avfc
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