Shannon Lin
@mrslin
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I have an adjective, adjective noun that would verb your adjective noun so, so adverb. Was in @officialjimlin’s Top 8.
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Joined September 2009
Wow, kids sure do get mad when you ask them to do what you asked them to do.
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Everyone wants the “Duolingo social playbook” but no one is willing to threaten to kill their users
ill give you a real reason to call 911
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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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Trolls: “Are you the real Tony Hawk?” me: yes, last I checked Twitter: check again
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For those of us beyond child-bearing years, COVID tests sure are a nice way to relive the nostalgia of pregnancy test panic.
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If they: - respect your roots - are a little square - keep you rational - are a problem solver They're not your Valentine, they're your TI-84 Plus CE calculator.
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Facts 👇
The absolute chokehold that Mommy Bloggers had on digital strategists in 2010-14 will never be topped
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Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family
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Th, as the kids like to say, is.
Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.
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Why would I need a haunted house when I can just open the dishwasher and see how my husband arranged the dishes
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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found some scope creep in this chocolate bar. No words.
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