Cashier
#1
: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier
#1
: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier
#2
: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier
#1
: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier
#1
: “Can I get a name?”