Mike Powell
@mrmikepowell
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Truck drivin, gun totin, motorcycle ridin river rat.
Joined December 2012
I love the look the cop and portable scale operator get when they realize you're empty. That's right, not today mfs
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H. Jon Benjamin just tried to sell me Arbys on the tv. Somehow he's not convincing when he's not Archer
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I remember spending good hard earned money on a 15GB hard drive, now I only use 1.72GB of my 15GB gmail space.
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My semi truck always gets poor fuel mileage during the 3 minutes eastbound and down is on the radio.
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I just want to make enough money in my lifetime that people talk shit about me...
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Install time on a water pump in my new boat... 8 beers, 12 motherfucks. First time I've I wished I was built like @norriszd #tightspace
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I'm a responsible drinker... I just attempted to make my mortgage payment online... apparently drunk me did that 2 days ago...
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@norriszd hmm... I'd go more sally field on the hood of a bandit edition trans am with my 'ol buddy Burt in the background.
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"@Henlips: Hey NorCal folks, here's a way to get free tix for my show tomorrow at the SF Punchline:
http://t.co/gQcmLs0xuM"
@naturallyella
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Spokesman for worst intelligence agency in the world just said "irregardless" - twice. #stupidestpeopleinUSwork4govt
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