RT @sospconf: Exciting opportunity for #SOSP2023! Share your expertise & lead a workshop or tutorial 👩‍🏫 Call for workshops/tutorials now o….

RT @sospconf: Attention all systems researchers! Get ready to submit your work to #SOSP2023 💡 The call for papers is now available at https….

RT @jsysresearch: Thrilled to welcome @vaastav05 and @rdeviti as the new Publicity Co-Chairs of @jsysresearch! . You might recognize as par….

A quick correction -- the deadline for applying is actually the 21st.

I'm tweeting this again to highlight the fact that we cover all flight and accommodation costs for attendees!.

CS Faculty Twitter! Cornell, Maryland, and Max Planck host a 1-week summer school (CMMRS) for aspiring undergraduate and masters researchers. Free trip to Germany! Please help spread the word -- the application deadline is approaching (21st Feb)

CS Faculty Twitter! Cornell, Maryland, and Max Planck host a 1-week summer school (CMMRS) for aspiring undergraduate and masters researchers. Please help spread the word -- the application deadline is approaching (17th Feb)

RT @AkshithaSriram1: I'm hiring multiple PhD students for Fall'22 at CMU. My research bridges computer architecture & systems software to e….

RT @mtoneva1: My group at MPI-SWS is looking for postdocs, PhD students, and research interns interested in neuroscience + ML/NLP. Starting….

RT @andrewkhirsch: I'm excited to announce that I'm going on the academic job market! Feel free to chat with me if you think your departmen….

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Time to crack out the \textls.

Programming at midnight after a couple of glasses of champagne. My code:

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RT @genevievemp: Walter Lasecki assaulted me. He pinned me against a bar, he put his hand up my skirt and his fingers in my underwear. He g….

Older and wiser faculty twitter: do paper deadlines ever get easier?.

RT @EuroSys_conf: The @EuroSys_conf 2021 Community Service Award goes to Adrian Colyer (Accel Partners) for leading "The Morning Paper" ---….

In our latest paper, @YVigfusson and I write about a specific kind of problem we've termed an ASRD\footnote{Pronounced "Ass rod"}.

RT @manoelribeiro: Our paper "Does Platform Migration Compromise Content Moderation?" (described in the thread below) has just been accepte….

RT @andy_pavlo: This paper has a wild idea from @ImmanuelTrummer. He is using NLP to "read" DBMS documentation pages + advice blogs to auto….