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The One, The Only, The Truly Incomparable Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band. Follow us all over the universe! & Contact us through our website ;)
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Last Seen Profiles
We recently found out that
@realDonaldTrump
used "All Right Now" at an event. So here's our cease and desist letter:
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Glad you liked our corn show, Iowa! Couldn't tell, was that booing or mooing?
#imsosorry
#1dayfromretirement
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Wrong. You don’t need to have heard of music before!
@bwwigen
@mcrose14
@GeoffONeil
@drcoxwsu
I think the only criteria for being in the Stanford Band is having heard of music before.
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We volunteered to take Katie’s place in a race, but uhh, ya kno, we’re just really busy...
(VIDEO INTERVIEW) Katie Ledecky Volunteered to Play in the Stanford Band Last Semester -
@katieledecky
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MTL serving the funk with the sunglasses and sax combo 😎
Find yourself a university president like ours.
@Stanford
's leader, Marc Tessier-Lavigne, is absolutely rockin' Maples tonight with
@lsjumb
.
#GoStanford
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Confession: I don’t think I’ve spelled U$C with a normal S since I started college
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@Whataburger
hey guys sorry we started on the wrong foot. You’ve opened our eyes. Hope it’s all whata under the bridge.
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Congratulations to the
@MiamiDolphins
for actually scoring on this play without his knee being down.
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Big, big congrats to
@StanfordWVB
for winning the NCAA championship. I hope we agree there’s no way you could have done it without us 😂 Thanks for letting us go with you to the final four! We’ll see you next year ❤️
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Sending lots of love to our friends in the Husky Band. Keeping you all in our thoughts and wishing a speedy recovery for all those injured. ♥️
A bus carrying members of the Washington marching band rolled on an icy highway crossing the state before the Apple Cup. No serious injuries; 20-25 taken to local hospitals
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👇❤️ 🤠
Thanks to Hanks High School for letting us rehearse on your field!
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The opening skirmish in the Sun Bowl! We’re battling the Pitt band!
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We wish everybody, all across the universe, happily holidays! From our trees to yours! ❄️
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A former band member in the US senate!! Congrats
@tinaflintsmith
🎉
Time to start an LSJUMB lobby? 😉
It will be my great honor to serve Minnesota as U.S. Senator. Though I never anticipated this moment, I am resolved to do everything I can to move Minnesota forward. I will be a fierce advocate in the Senate for economic opportunity and fairness.
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It was a nail biter in the end but
@StanfordFball
pulled it off with a final score 49-42. It’s finally time for our reunion,
@CalBand
!
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Here is our statement on the recent suspension of LSJUMB. For all the students that follow us, good luck on finals!
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Wondering what we've been up to lately? Curious how we feel about the current state of the world? The LSJUMB proudly presents a virtual performance of Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers! 🎺💻😈
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Been in El Paso for 5 minutes and have already had four opportunities to buy cowboy boots. We’re in Texas now. The Sun Bowl is Monday at 12 p.m. (11 a.m. pacific)! ☀️
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Little known fact: LSJUMB stands for
Let’
Sget
Jthis
Uhhh
MF
Bread
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Merry Christmas, everyone! 🌲🎄
While the trees that brighten our homes this time of year tend to be of a certain style, let’s remember to love and appreciate all the different shapes and sizes of our planty friends!
Right,
@DaStanfordTree
?
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Stanford has confirmed that out of an abundance of caution,
#TheStanfordAxe
will be sanitized before it’s handed back to us today...
...gotta get rid of all that Bear stank 😷🥴
#BeatKal
#MFBGW
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The crossover we always needed but never dared to imagine
When
@Stanford
president Marc Tessier-Lavigne and
@lsjumb
come together, it's an awesome time.
#GoStanford
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Hi mom! We’re doing great here in Vegas at
#Pac12WBB
supporting
@StanfordWBB
and
@Kiana__W
🤩
#GoStanford
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Woah it's us!!! Check out this cool article about your favorite band. Thanks, SFGate!
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This is Hank. He is our 2017 trombone sexion leader. He was born April 10, went abroad to Berlin, and belongs to SigEp. Wait wrong one. Look to the left.
This is Brian. He is our 2019 trombone sexion leader. He was born April 10, went abroad to Berlin, and belongs to SigEp.
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The police are literally escorting us to the
@RoseBowlStadium
. Don’t worry, nice police folks, we won’t do anything 😁
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We like to get mathematical😉
Ah. Love that Stanford band and their mathematical cheers. As
@StanfordWBB
takes a 16-6 lead they break out in “2x+4 where x is your score”
#GoStanford
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Things the $ in U$C stands for: $poiled, $candal, $econd Choice. Reply your favorite!
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😍
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Playing the saxophone, silly 😉😎
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Watch
@MiwokDancer62
’s first dance as tree! Congratulations to
@DonaldStump1891
for a great campaign
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Thank you for being our fearless leader ❤️
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Hey ProFros! We know all the acronyms at Stanford can be confusing, so here’s a helpful guide for all ur Admit Weekend needs.
ProFro: prospective frosh (aka u)
FoShoFro: ProFro who Committed (gong gong)
RoHo: Rock Holder
FloMo: what Lake Lag doesn’t do :/
HoHo: me
OhNo: 😦!
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When I heard
@DaStanfordTree
was in Sports Illustrated, I was expecting it would be in the swimsuit edition...
Best Mascots in CFB per
@SINow
1. Uga, Georgia
2. The Duck, Oregon
3. The Tiger, LSU
4. Bevo, Texas
5. The Tree, Stanford
6. Ralphie, Colorado
7. Cocky, S. Carolina
8. Big Red, W. Kentucky
9. Otto, Syracuse
10. Smokey, Tennessee
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Legit question for Southern Californians - How do I stop the 30-50 spoiled children that run into my stadium within 3-5 minutes while my football players play?
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A year goes by so fast 😢. It’s
@DaStanfordTree
’s last basketball game. Thanks for a great year of relentless dancing!
#RTFO
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Flattered ☺️
For the record Stanford Band is the true MVP of bowl season, fight me irl
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We're back! Here's more information on the response to our appeal and on our steps moving forward.
Get ready for...
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Out with the old! It’s Dollie Day! Time for a new group of Dollies! These ones did such a great job 😍😍😍
@stanforddollies
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Our grandparents might not approve of our bending of Dollie norms, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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We love you
@StanfordWBB
!! Thank you for making us proud to be your band ❤️🌲 Special shoutout to
@bmcphee12
and
@_KayleeJohnson_
- we’re going to miss you!
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Welcome, Sundance! 😍👶
On July 1st at exactly midnight, Sundance came into the world kicking and screaming. She’s ready for you, world
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Did you know PAC-12 bands are 8-0 in bowl games? Come on
@huskyband
bring it home! 😜 The
#FiestaBowl
is at 1:00.
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Each of these instruments spent decades rocking out with us and bringing music to many. We only grovel instruments that pose safety concerns, are unplayable, or whose repair costs are greater than the value of the instrument.
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The Dollies have gone through meiosis. The trees have pollinated.
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Aww, sorry
@USC_Hoops
! Buzzer beaters are tough. Let us play you a sad song on our violin!
@LSJUMBDrumline
are the best at consoling!
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“Unsportsmanlike conduct: excessive saxophone playing.”
@lsjumb
I was low key proud of the Card for penalties at the end here. Without y'all being there someone has to be a little unruly.
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It feels good to exist this time around
Looks like we're headed to the
@HyundaiSunBowl
!! Last time
@lsjumb
was at the Sun Bowl... oh wait...
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Welcome, students, to LSJUMB Biology! Today's lesson is on cell structures.
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Our DM 😍
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Our new tree!!!
Caroline Kushel, a Stanford sophomore studying earth systems with a focus on sustainable agriculture, is the new Tree mascot for
@GoStanford
starting today.
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Mama, we made the news 😍.... and like, also national television.
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Good luck in your season opener today
@CalFootball
! Glad you'll finally be able to fill a stadium, even if you had to go 7000 miles for it.
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