Phil Auger
@mowitlow
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Ottawa
Joined March 2011
The funeral of the man who invented tupperware has been postponed while they try to find the right lid for his coffin.
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Are you a man over 40 and you’re struggling right now? Just remember no one cares and it does get worse. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Dream Team of real, genuine, investigative local news before it was a govt funded scripts show. What a news team. 🫡
CJOH local news at its’ peak. Makes me wonder if they were better at local geography when reporting the news back then.
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🚨🚨🚨 Swedish forces just arrived in Greenland and are trying to assemble their IKEA barracks but are having difficulty.
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Dentist: you’re not brushing right Nutritionist: you’re not eating right Parents: you’re not living right Bartender: excellent choice
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Wow, this is very close to something from the speed reading course I did.
A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute. I was able to understand this entire video the first time it was present. Could you?
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I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon. I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
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The Liberals don't want X and Grok, because it allows us to do this in seconds...instead of hours.
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Evidence from modern solar physics and ancient traditions points to a variable Sun. Coronal mass ejections, fluctuations in solar output, and long-term solar cycles could have profound effects on Earth’s climate and biosphere. Ignoring the Sun’s role oversimplifies a complex
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Adult life really boils down to four things: Everything is expensive, I don't know what to eat, I'm tired, and ibuprofen.
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If You're Not Following @FoodProfessor You MUST Start Following The insanity that happens everyday in our Agra / Processing / Distribution System is not well understood on PURPOSE But he knows! He he will tell the truth!
We recently received information from a reliable industry source about how the federal government is administering beef import permits. If accurate, it raises serious concerns about whether Ottawa is knowingly sustaining an outdated and opaque system that keeps beef prices
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We recently received information from a reliable industry source about how the federal government is administering beef import permits. If accurate, it raises serious concerns about whether Ottawa is knowingly sustaining an outdated and opaque system that keeps beef prices
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To all my fellow Turfies out there- supers, assistants, irrigation techs, equipment techs, horticulture staff, equipment operators- We can’t do it without you😊
Before the sun rises, they’re already hard at work. Every detail matters. Every blade of grass counts. Golf thrives because of superintendents. Happy #ThankASuper Day!
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Matthew Lau: The unrelenting growth of Canada's wealth-destroying public service - National Post
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For the high and increasing costs Canadian taxpayers pay for federal public servants, is there at least a good return?
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It only matters that they can get a hold of you…😂
So how does anyone run a business if you can’t get thru to the CRA 🤣
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OK X, do your worst- This 20-year-old old picture of me and some friends, if we were a band what would we be called?
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I just want my country back. Is that too much to ask?
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