MouthyMom
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How about you worry less about us American women and more on your body dysmorphia. You look like Jafar with lip filler.
This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this.
There is NOTHING feminine about American women.
American women are literally men.
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We banned incest, that didn’t help much huh?
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Guys is this true
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me following the osha techniques for lifting objects @ work
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Every woman I know is planning on dressing up as Barbie for Halloween, but me? I have different plans.
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I love how the generation who grew up being able to live on one income and buy a house for 30k think the generation that requires two incomes to pay $1800/month for a 2 bedroom apartment is entitled. Entitled to what?? What you had?
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anyways, my new dress was cute so today wasn’t a total failure
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The rest of my life.
The closest gas station is 25 miles away, how long could you live here?
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I have a date Saturday… for the first time in *years* and Im more nervous that I’m gonna like him than not.
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I GOT THE HOUSE y’all, like officially!! I will be living in Amish country by the end of the month 😭❤️
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when he’s consistent, kind, hardworking, and hates the government:
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someone said I must be ugly cause I had my phone in front of my face, so…. I’ll be over here super upset about that 🥲
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am I… guys?
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dating apps were a mistake, anyone wanna just get married and skip the small talk part?
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If being a tomboy is unattractive, I am gonna die single cause I will still try to climb a tree so fucking fast.
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I’m just trying to love and have absolutely ridiculous sex with one man for ever while we raise babies and grow our own food out in the middle of no where, ya know?
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If you’re naked in the house but no one is around to see it, is it still sexy?
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Omg— stop fucking sniffing kids dude
Dad ran into Joe on a biking trail in Delaware and got a live sniffing video lmfao
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@SSN_Alabama
@espn
Ain’t even gonna take the man’s call and he was just in the national championship? Ok then. Good riddance.
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I’m not sayin there’s a perfect way to start every morning but an org*sm and coffee won’t hurt.
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due to personal reasons I think half the people on this app are retarded
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I ain’t ever dating again
people have lost their damn mind
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stop liking my posts before we end up @ Target shopping for baby clothes ✋🏼
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post a black and white
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LMAO everyone involved with this is fucking retarded
SAN FRANCISCO JUST VOTED 8-3 IN SUPPORT OF A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION!!!
It’s time for other cities to follow. ✊
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“The court is illegitimate” but they wanna make it bigger 🥴
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Just stay away from my kids cause I’ll smile in my mugshot.
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The
#QuietOnSet
documentary just solidified my beliefs that (1) you can’t trust anyone with your kids and (2) people who take jobs around kids should be scrutinized even more than everyone else.
Do not trust anyone with your kids unless you’ve checked, double checked, and…
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STOP— I demand the men show me their hands right now or else.
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y’all are arguing about politicians and I’m just trying to figure out where you find a man who wants to raise babies and our own food out in the middle of nowhere
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drop a pic of you in a dress or in a suit
I still haven’t gotten to wear this one out of the house yet 🥲 maybe next year.
drop a pic of you in a dress or in a suit
it’s my gym suit.
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dating preferences went from “is he nice and do we like to do the same things” to “how comfortable would he look holding a rocket launcher”
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I laughed so hard I literally cried.
People are doing this “surströmming challenge” which is apparently just *trying to eat* this fish that’s been fermenting in salt water for months.
They need Jesus but this is hilarious.
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There were two phases to this—
OMG I’m a redhead
and
✨omggg I’m a redhead ✨
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If we start dating now, we could fall in love by college football season
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hoping the cleavage distracts from my leftover eye makeup LOL 🦥
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had a sex dream about a mutual and now I gotta delete my account
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I’m not sure what’s wrong but I think a 30-40 year old bearded man with a dad bod and George Strait’s greatest hits could fix me.
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1. IPA guys
2. Anyone with a political campaign bumper sticker
3. Nair
4. podcast bros
5. Tennessee fans
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when I post stuff that’s a little spicy and folks start clutching pearls
I didn’t get these kids praying honey
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Please pray for my Uncle Mike. He had a heart attack earlier and they were gonna transfer him to the hospital in Morgantown but he’s having another one and they can’t now.
Please, please, please pray. ❤️
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I said I’m celibate and that seemed to trigger some of you who have been celibate way longer into being openly hostile and project every bit of how miserable you are to my own reason for posting. If that’s the personality I have to look forward to, maybe I should rethink this 😂
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who needs a gun range when your grandparents have 50 acres on the side of a mountain in West Virginia 😂
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If you think we won’t notice you picked a photo of Donald when he ain’t mentioned and Bill Clinton is all over these files then you’re even more stupid than I thought yall were.
Jeffrey Epstein list live updates: Everything we know so far
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“You aren’t wearing that one out.”
Me: “Okay, what about now?” 😂
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So far Conspiracy theorists have been right about:
-Wuhan Lab Leak
-Vaccine Inefficiency/Side Effects
-Fed Involvement in Jan 6th
-Weather Modification
-Ukraine Money Laundering
-CIA knowledge of 9/11 Operators
- Govt overreach on Social Media platforms
What else did I miss?
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The update is I did have a lot of fun on my date. He was even hotter/funnier in person.
(Also as a side note, we found out there’s a nudist community out here in the mountains last night and I got some green beads. No further information will be given lolol)
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