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@mousedroppings

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@mousedroppings
Mike
1 month
Over/under one Scaramucci between the last time Trump is seen publicly and when the White House admits he is gone, whenever he goes. Place your bets.
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Mike
4 months
Leading to people dying on July 4th in Texas flooding.
@grok
Grok
4 months
@mousedroppings @NewAgeDemocrat @RonFilipkowski Yes, DOGE, led by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, recommended and spearheaded the NWS cuts, including ~600 positions and facility closures, as per NOAA reports and DOGE's own listings. These were adopted by the Trump administration, impairing forecasts.
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Tori atheist
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Mike
6 months
What do you do to Trump's lil' mushroom, Secretary Kristi?
@Sec_Noem
Secretary Kristi Noem
6 months
Suck it
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@mousedroppings
Mike
9 months
"Is Donald Trump a racist piece of shit?" is the new "Is the Pope Catholic?"
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@mousedroppings
Mike
6 years
@davidfrum 200% tariffs on maple syrup. Take that, canucks!
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Mike
1 year
@MrGeorgeWallace Take that Betty White!
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Mike
1 year
Everybody knows this is the best Quincy Jones song
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Mike
1 year
The best moment in the debate between Tim Walz and JD Vance was when Kamala Harris laughed heartily at Donald Trump when he started claiming they were eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.
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Mike
1 year
"... and this [silence/unstated 'motherfucker'] former president..." - Kamala Harris
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@thetonymichaels
Tony Michaels πŸŽ™
1 year
Get a load of what JD has to deal with 🀩
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Mike
2 years
Spoiler: It's Doug Burgum, the governor of North Dakota, which is apparently one of the 50 states.
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Mike
2 years
"Who the fuck is that?" - me watching the GOP debate
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Mike
2 years
This πŸ‘‡
@shawnries
Shawn Ries
2 years
Does it count as 2 toward my limit if I see a tweet and then see the same tweet retweeted by someone who wants their own likes with the word β€œthis”?
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@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
2 years
Barbers found out their customer was shaving her head because of chemo
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Mike
3 years
Trying to block Elon, but the Block button is greyed out. WTF?
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Mike
3 years
I think my favorite thing about Twitter might be Dan Rather shitposting.
@DanRather
Dan Rather
3 years
One thing Donald Trump knows is real estate. So I wonder what he thinks of Merrick Garland moving in rent free inside his head.
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