amelia 🌝
@moonshinemaude
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg truly epitomized the “live màs” mentality. from all of us at Taco Bell: RIP
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me: aw, bummer, twitter is down. oh well! let's have a look at tumblr :)
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“you will have to find another account to follow as I am no longer suffering from mental illness” is an absolute god-tier sentence. I’m in awe.
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going to be thinking about this combination of words for the rest of my natural life
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when 2 followers are having a chat in ur menchies and won't untag u
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Cher killed TERFs in 2016
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism - RationalWiki
ISNT LIFE ROUGH ENOUGH⁉️WTF ARE THESE WOMEN⁉️IM ASHAMED OF THEM😤
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ahh im so sad, i think i'll tie a paper-thin prison bedsheet around my neck and kneel forward really hard and break several bones while i shriek and while all the guards are asleep and the cameras are off
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Buttigieg: rat, CIA plant, no support among anyone who’s not rich & white
Klobuchar: monster, horrible record, nihilist
Biden: sundowning, even longer horrible record, fading fast
Warren: no path forward, precious little support among the poor & less educated, awful instincts
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okay. fire your op-ed contributors.
Help New York Times journalists hold power to account.
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Marx and Engels strolling hand in hand (from an article about homosexuality and communism in The Gay Liberator, no. 42, December 1974)
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I reject the devil and all his works
Introducing new Kitten ToeBeanies, our unique, patent pending, 3D puffy pawpad socks! Our socks are made from extra soft foam, that squish under your steps!
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uncut jams
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R. Budd Dwyer
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congrats on the sex
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GREAT NEWS: look what I just learned how to do
🖕 👱
🐛💤👔🐛
⛽️ 👢
⚡️ 8=👊=D💦
🎸 🌂
👢 👢
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hey there u fuckin piece of shit. want some goddamn. raisins on your burger
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I love going to my job at the ballot-counting center at the Academy and tearing up all the ballots for Dunkirk
If “Dunkirk” doesn’t win Best Picture in this group of also-rans, it’ll just show that the Oscar voters are a bunch of out of touch, preening morons voting for their latest SJW project. Which is precisely what will happen.
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haha! it's funny because gays are gross! hahaha! what a kneeslapper!!!
The Mooch’s dramatic farewell on "The President Show" ended in a makeout session with Trump
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lol he’s doomed
I have seen my friend
@JustinTrudeau
show leadership in the fight for accessible child care, protected reproductive rights, and ambitious climate action.
I’m wishing him and our progressive Canadian neighbors the best in Monday's election.
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no he hasn’t
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has become a folk hero for the American left, inspiring everything from prayer candles to baby onesies. One family even named their puppy "Mueller.”
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expect a hunting "accident" soon
Prince Andrew stepping back from royal duties for "foreseeable future" following Epstein scandal
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I don’t want to be alive
No, 'Cats' can not have a little salami: Jason Derulo says his penis was edited out of the movie
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🚨SCHUMER signals NO gun bill imminent
Americans can make a choice, Schumer says. “Americans can cast their vote in November” based on how people stand on guns.
SCHUMER says Republicans can work with Democrats now to craft a bill. He’s skeptical. “Unlikely, burnt in the past”
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get this loser off the website, let Trump complain about the Oscars
BREAKING: Oscars ratings crash to an all-time low, down a staggering 58% on last year’s Awards (which was also an all-time low.) As I feared, the woke brigade may have now destroyed the biggest, glitziest event in showbusiness.
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what a time to be alive
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fuckin Verhoeven movie ass world we live in
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: "Steady reductions in sea ice are opening new passageways and new opportunities for trade, that can potentially slashing the time it takes for ships to travel between Asia and the West by as much as 20 days."
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a very happy Sunday to these 12 Soviet soldiers who killed at least 775 Nazis
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just saw the “Kubrick’s toxic masculinity kept him from his full potential” take
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not sure when I'll stop laughing about TrueAnon going to see Shen Yun, Brace getting pulled by a Falun Gong interviewer trying to get promotional material for future shows, giving his name as Racial Jake and spelling it (when asked) as "Rachel Jake", but it won't be today
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I’m just gonna come out and say it: parsley is an extremely low-quality herb
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both of Kyrsten Sinema's names are spelled wrong. hate to see it.
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@ActNormalOrElse
the cool thing about having the entire breadth of human knowledge located just a few taps away on the devices to which we’re all glued, all day every day, is that it’s extremely easy to look up new words and terms and not throw a big tantrum about the evolution of language
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je bops nous boppons
tu bops vous boppez
il / elle / on bop ils / elles boppent
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we’ve had a whole lot of truly terrible tweets this week, but this is my pick for The Worst One
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unless you WANT four more years of Trump, which I, personally, do not
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Boston excellence
good lord Ben Affleck is my absolute favorite Boston idiot, and what’s more is I think he was completely right to do this
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congrats to
@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
on their venture into the restaurant biz
I’m in a restaurant that delivers things by train.
I’m not one for gimmicks... but... 😍
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season 1 of True Detective was a documentary
Following a federal corruption probe and state investigation into alleged sex crimes, former St. Tammany Parish Sheriff Jack Strain has been arrested on charges of rape and incest
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WILL NOT: legitimize a conversation with President Cheeto 🤬
WILL: vote for his military budget
PELOSI on PREZ DEBATES: “I don’t think there should be any debates. .. I wouldn’t legitimize a conversation with him, nor a debate in terms of the presidency of the United States"
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I laugh every single time.
#tbt
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"Nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life." -- Trump
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oh they’ll find a way
Sanders asked about criticism of his endorsements from pro-BDS members of Congress like Tlaib: "Being Jewish may be helpful in that regard. It will be hard for anybody to call me, whose father's family was wiped out by Hitler, an anti-Semite."
#JStreet19
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the difference is that folk tales and mythology aren’t inherently toy commercials paid for by the Department of Defense
People dismissing comic book movies as "kiddie shit" and completely failing to realize superhero stories are essentially a collective American mythology and the closest thing to a shared lore we have. Eastern European folk tales & Nordic mythology were largely "kiddie shit," too.
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hello, new-ish followers, I think it's important for you all to know that I used to look like Danny from The Shining
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a hearty “fuck you” to
@GMA
for running a story about how fasting “could improve” your immune system
1. no it couldn’t
2. fuck you
3. refer back to point 2
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canned Guinness:
- always a joy
- delicious
- wonderful
- a true treat if you can’t get to a pub
the internet:
- makes me sad
- hurts me
- erodes my sanity
- the worst thing that’s ever happened
In 1994, the widget thing in the Guinness can won invention of the year (based on a public vote in the UK) beating out THE INTERNET to the award.
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HyperNormalisation
2 Hyper 2 Normal
HyperNormalisation: Capitalist Drift
Hyper & Normal
Hyper Five
HyperNormalisation 6
Normalisation 7
The Fate of the Normalised
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congrats to us for out-Verhoevening Verhoeven
I’d like to nominate cardboard humans watching baseball in a dystopian hell scape for photo of the year, thanks.
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just because they can operate a machine does not mean they understand what is and isn’t real on the internet
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dear readers, I had to think about the slogan on this anti-Goldwater button for A While before I got the meaning as it was intended in 1964
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I want Hillary Clinton to go away because she's a woman. that's the only reason. I am a misogynist and that's why I don't want to hear from her anymore
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this cunt is wearing a gold-plated leather coat and trying to tell me about wasting money
If you waste money on coffee, it’s like "peeing $1 million down the drain," says Suze Orman. ☕️ via
@CNBCMakeIt
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u should probably care if someone is burning down orphanages, that seems like a pretty clear moral test
This.
I don't care if Joe Manchin votes to burn down orphanages: A VOTE FOR HIM IS A VOTE AGAINST MITCH MCCONNELL AND CHUCK GRASSLEY.
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"new york isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the podcast shop with my shitty bronco
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SMOKED 'EM
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 03-08-62
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listening to the serious news people discuss the election results
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no they don't
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I kee thinking about the post that said "stop saying I wish & start saying I will" & someone replying to it "I will I was dead"
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