@yasirali72
@KanganaTeam
Whoever you are, I am literally rolling in laughter, with my stomach hurting so bad and tears rolling down my eyes!!! I’ve tried to read out this tweet to someone thrice now but I end up howling with laughter each time. Thank you, you absolutely made my day! 😭😭😭
Seeing the lists of "essential commodities" that Indian Government says they will provide at our doorstep. Please include sanitary pads, diapers, and baby food on this list. Seems like only men are making these lists.
Wg Cdr Abhinandan, 3rd from left. What many haven't realised is that the pilot on his right is Wg Cdr Sahil Gandhi, the SuryaKiran pilot killed in the Bangalore aircrash on 19th Feb. Its been a tough 10 days for the IAF
#Abhinandhan
#SuryaKiran
#BringBackAbhinandhan
Ajay Bisht (calls himself a yogi) refers to Muslims as 'the green virus'. Amit Shah talks of throwing out Muslims and Chistians from India. Maneka Gandhi says she cant give Muslims jobs as they dont give her votes.
Has the word 'Nazi' come to mind yet?
@drishtiispeaks
January of 2000. I was 22. Received Rs 17500/-. Pooled 9k each with my brother to buy our dad a cellphone for Rs 18k. 16rs/minute those days but my dad had to call everyone to tell them about his phone ☺️.
@girlpilot_
Even threatening to post pictures online carries a 2-year jail term. Actually posting the pictures is a 5-year term. Please mention this to anyone who DMs you and see how fast they run!
@GabbbarSingh
And then you realise, it’s the people who made the place memorable for you. Without them, the place you once called home now feels totally alien. A strange and humbling experience.
Funny to read in the Indian media that Abhijeet Banerjee and "his wife" have won the Nobel prize. Firstly she is not his wife. A partner, yes, but they r not married. Secondly, even if she was, she's won it on her merit, for her own work. How about naming her? ESTHER DUFLO.
@ANI
I studied for 5 years in Pakistan. Came back to India after passing 11th, cleared 12th boards, got admission in an engineering college and did my MTech from IIT Delhi after that. Turned out just fine. Focus on more important things.
@nehadixit123
Delhi: USPF Humanity Centre, E-300, 1st floor, Jamia Nagar, Okhla.
Arya Samaj, Next to Saket metro station D-block exit (open till 9am -2 pm)
Norka Roots, Room 255, Kerala House, CP
@AngelaKinsey
@yashar
The laser ink cartridge I bought wouldn't work. Customer care suggested I get a man on the line as he wanted to replace the chip from the old cartridge in the new one. Had to tell him that I had a masters degree in electrical engg from the best engineering institute in my country
@GabbbarSingh
Sorry, but it’s ridiculous to compare India to New Zealand. Less than 4% of India is fully vaccinated. Deaths in millions. Only country we can possibly compare ourselves to is China and sadly, there’s no comparison there.
@SethShruti
I studied in a pakistani school in Islamabad in 10th and 11th. I was invited to every single iftaar party the school/principal ever had. I was never left out even once. Their only sincere request: please don’t wear a skirt 😊. I obliged every time, ofcourse.
Every aircraft crash hits the pilot community hard, especially since fighter pilots are a small group and everyone generally knows or has some knowledge of everyone else. However, it cuts a little deeper when the pilot is someone you know as a pupil. 1/11
@zaryab_10
@BenazirJatoi
Please ask someone in Karachi to make face shields and body suits. The patterns are readily available on the net, or I can share. Any tailor can make them. I know thousands would be needed, but even if you can get a few it might help
@Chopsyturvey
@AirPowerAsia
What a fabulous read! Adding an old picture of me standing in front of a PAF F-16 in Chaklala Air Force base, circa 1992. Reading this brought back some memories :)
@hyderabaddoctor
I do this whenever I have an extended migraine (24-48 hours). Alway works for me. I only soak my legs, not my hands, but it always works. I learnt this trick about 3-4 years ago, and it’s a miracle really. Please do try it.
@adhicutting
It should actually be the norm for you to move out of your parents home once you finish school. Live in a hostel while in college. It’s the greatest leveller and educator. Share flats with friends till u can afford your own place.
@GabbbarSingh
Because a nation wide NRC is inevitable after the CAA. Modi cant produce a genuine degree certificate but now all Indian muslims must prove their citizenship or they'll be sent to detention centers. Even if you have served the in the Army for 40 years.
@nehadixit123
He gently asked if i could get a man on the phone as he would be better qualified technically to handle it. I had to tell him that i was an MTech from IIT Delhi in electronics engineering and he was unlikely to find a better qualified person anytime soon.
@shoib_nawaz
@BenazirJatoi
Back it up with facts? Show the government figures where its mentioned that not a single rape/murder of a woman happened in the last 365 days in Karachi, Lahore or Islamabad? Because even if the number is 1, that's 1 too many.
@imYadav31
@AkasaAir
Erm… because baggage handlers may hurt themselves trying to pick up a 27kg bag? By that logic a family of 4 should be allowed a 60kg crate?
@MahimaJalan2
Register yourself as a 1-person MSME. It’s a one-time job that can be done online. Any corporate not clearing the invoice of an MSME within 45 days can get a notification from the central government.
@nehadixit123
I bought a replacement set of cartridges for my laser printer but they wouldn't work. Called up tech support. When nothing worked, he suggested that the chips in the cartridges might be faulty and wanted to replace the chips from the old cartridges. He gently asked if i could get
@rakeshfilm
One word horror story:Mitron!
Two words: Acche din
Three words: Mann ki baat
Four words: Abki baar, M*** sarkar
Five words: Fir ek baar....
@Tweet_of_Nobody
@rakeshfilm
Ok, i stand corrected on the first part of my tweet. But the second half is still valid. "His wife" did not win the prize. Either Duflo won it. She also happens to be his wife/partner.
@Parody_acounts
@abhi_agarwal4
Just sometimes, you would rather be scammed, than stay up late at night in bed wondering that you had the chance to save a life, but didn’t.
@DeepikaBhardwaj
Not saying that this is ok, but if I only counted the number of men I knew who hv abandoned their wife and children and refuse to pay any alimony. they start of paying but after a few years most of them stop. And they get away with it. This is bad but surely can’t be compared.
Indian Air Force wishes Warrant Officer PD Pandian (Retd) a very happy100th birthday.
Sir, like a true airwarrior, you have overcome the challenges of life & have gained memories & experiences of a Century.
Jai Hind!!!
@SpokespersonMoD
@adhicutting
Hey right here in old-goa/Ribandar, opposite Diwar ferry point. LitnGlow candles. The best quality handmade candles I’ve ever seen. DM me and I’ll message u the contact. Else insta I’d is
@litnglowcandles
@thegoanonline
@spnorthgoa
6 challans for over-speeding in 2 months! Those deaths could have been prevented if this could have been noticed and timely action was taken. License should be suspended automatically after 3 unpaid challans.
@kamuzworld
@twilightfairy
Bravo on the mansplaining, dude! Exactly what qualification does she need 2 speak? If she was from a military background or even a qualified Engineer with several yrs of work ex, would that do? Well turns out, she's both! But what would 'just an ad-man' know, hai na?
@GabbbarSingh
Mom, 68, got 2 doses of covaxin. 1st dose: no side effects. 2nd dose: mild fever and weakness which was cured with a PCM and a good day’s rest
@thatdoggonelady
Sorry, but no one is stopping “Goans” from opening their restaurants. It’s a free country. Not sure why this rant is needed, especially when you too have made your living outside Goa.
#irony
@GabbbarSingh
Cases still being reported accurately there. 10 of the top 12 states for number of COVID cases are non bjp states. You seriously think that’s just a coincidence, or they are “fucked up”?! More like the bjp states are “fudged up”.
@CreateGrowRep
I had never been to Goa till I was 31. Loved it so much that I moved to Goa permanently when I was 32. 😀. 13years later, I’m still here 😀
@visrane
Please tour any city in the evenings. hardly anybody wears masks. Visit casino entrances on Friday/Saturday and see what kind of social distancing is being followed. Several major restaurants n party places are jam packed at nights, with no masks or social distancing.
@atulkasbekar
If I’m not wrong, women who have had 2 or more children can’t be bone marrow donors, even if it’s a match. Please get this confirmed by a haematologist. Will save the patient some money.
I won at The Wordle App!
Normal Mode - Day 216
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@amitvarma
thank you for ruining this for me 😂. Tried it your way today (ample, tunic, words) and guessed it in 5 seconds 😀
@TheAtulMishra
What are u smoking dude?! An INDIAN died protecting India. Only your shit ass brain will stop and think if he was Hindu or muslim. Soch badlo.