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Mojito

@mojitoblooms

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I tweet for The gays. dont take it personal

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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
2 years
@Tha_jayiii @viannaviii @mylifeiskara Celibacy is also part of liberation of that's what you believe it serves you.
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4 years
Gay men are very cruel to people they are not attracted to.
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Mojito
2 years
Everyone has a gym buddy. For the past 2 weeks I've had a gym daddy. Buys me smoothies and drives me to and from the Gym. I think I won.
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4 months
@Vhikz_Montana @Tech__Esq @iamsorfabulous How do you assume that you know better than her?
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Mojito
2 years
@YemiOfJesus @JoyWott @Master_inno @Itseme_a @Deborahmoses_s It’s a gym. Not a worship center. No need for unnecessary strife. You could use a headset if you don’t want the music. Are you like this at parties?
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Mojito
4 years
Sometimes it's not sex you want lol. You want intimacy, you want attention, you want someone to be focused on your pleasure. And to indulge your weirdness. Even if it's just for a few minutes.
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Mojito
5 years
@esosaleonard @lafemmeindiana @Tesidorth The foetus is doing this to protect itself. Not to benefit the mother. LMAO. Biology is really interesting.
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Mojito
2 years
@TheFifographer @ajulunzewi @drachomi Also, the fact that they’re doing it next week does not mean they won’t do nonsense o. It’s not by time taken my dear.
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Mojito
2 years
@darel_musik @Koromone_K @6thEIement I wish Nigerian judiciary worked lol. That idiot should be in prison. No need for all this long story.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
6 years
Bored. Flaccid.
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Mojito
4 years
Accepting that you're actually queer/gay is such a big step.
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Mojito
3 years
@ForgeCarter @pastormelech You had a chance to say "Hoely night" there.
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Mojito
4 years
This straight man calls me babe. And makes kissing noises on the phone. And yesterday, pulled me in for a hug and kissed my forehead. Had to beg him. Please, I'm not made of wood. I'd fall for you guy. Pity me.
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Mojito
2 years
@sierrakitty_ @Barbie35006646 @StanSomto @Tha_jayiii @viannaviii @mylifeiskara Because they were not enjoying themselves. It was not serving them so they stopped.
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Mojito
4 years
I won't even lie, the main reason I want to have money is so that I can buy random things for people I love and send them cash. Bought a get-well-soon cake for my cousin and her grateful tears made me so happy. I've been smiling since. I need to do this more. Send people stuff.
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5 years
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Mojito
2 years
Hello to the people that just followed me. Welcome. I have big bad opinions from time to time. That you may disagree with. I like dick and I tweet about it a lot. So welcome, it’s mostly going to be chaos. But you’ll like it.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
9 months
Shebi you people called me a liar.
@mojitoblooms
Mojito
4 years
Gay men are very cruel to people they are not attracted to.
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Mojito
4 years
Tops that eat ass for their own pleasure are all going to heaven.
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Mojito
3 years
@nathanieloffer @KaraCorvus @smallmarrs As someone who famously comes across as "Terse" in text, this is quite representative of most men's reactions when they think I'm female, versus their total courtesy when they think I'm male (my name is unisex) And this is exactly what the OP is pointing out.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
2 years
@JosefChinedu @BusoyeAdura @OyinTGSPE @SamuelOtigba @StephMarioo All it would do is that she’d stop discussing with you. It doesn’t remove the opinions. And when you can’t flog anymore, you’ll see the opinions as actions rather than just opinions. Na you go tire.
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Mojito
2 years
Lol. Holding women to a higher standard than men is misogyny lol. No ifs, no buts.
@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
2 years
That sole woman presidential aspirant should not be allowed anywhere close to a presidential nomination form again. For the next 20 years or more! Political distancing!!! #APCPrimaries
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2 years
I really envy people that can write vulnerably. I struggle a lot with openness.
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Mojito
4 years
My biggest attraction to people is kindness. As someone who suffered a lot of bullying. I've seen how quickly mean people would turn on their most loyal friends. So, yes. Kindness. Above all else.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
2 years
@nwoke_nanka @darel_musik @Koromone_K @6thEIement That conversation and other conversations with other people (including minors). Any other questions?
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Mojito
5 years
I think we, as a community should be more accommodating of people with different opinions, different choices and different realities. All this high horse talk about "queering right" is just off. Not everybody can be gay in the way you want and that's ok.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
6 months
@enohorjuliet
J for ENOHOR💜
6 months
This is the bride o😂😂😂😂the bride y’all are talking about. You really shouldn’t have an opinion about things you know little or nothing about.
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Mojito
4 years
Straight men are so weird. How do I tell yoh I'm queer and you're already asking that I suck your dick. I mean, I want to. But seriously?
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
4 years
That said sha. My main love language is buying people stuff. But gay men have shown me things. One small Tshirt and you're telling your friends I'm a maga. Nah. Not sure I'm doing that again.
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Mojito
4 years
The most homophobic guy in my Uni class just married a man in the abroad and pictures leaked. Yeesh
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Mojito
4 years
The main reason why I want a boyfriend is to snuggle with someone that knows me and likes me regularly.
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Mojito
7 months
@_ItsKiaBITCH Thanksgiving is not a holiday anywhere outside the US. I’m a Nigerian living in London and 👀
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Mojito
5 years
Who wants to get a drink on Lagos Island this evening? I need to hang out with a homosexual pls.
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Mojito
3 years
Nna men. Last stage of this interview and the rejection stung mehn. And its basically, "we like you, but we gotta let you go" I've Sha bought suya and ice cream for the pain.
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Mojito
4 years
Is this a safe space to admit that sometimes I'm legit afraid of ending up alone and lonely? Do you feel it too? The fear?
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Mojito
3 years
Discovered quite recently that I've made perfect peace with being alone. (celibate sef) Used to be bothered about dying alone and all that bullcrap. Not anymore. Nah. If it happens, fine. If not, fine.
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Mojito
2 years
@13th_coming @Jollz There are a lot of ways to seriously harm a person that do not depend on strength
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Mojito
2 years
@nwaegbe_nkem @Everdiva1 Who even says it’s lemon? Oga married his spec. Y’all can argue.
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Mojito
3 years
I hate how this tweet is trying to imply malice where it's basically a difference of views. They are straight women how exactly is it wrong for them to be disconnected from gay realities? Do you people listen to yourselves?
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Mojito
3 years
Thick tall men>>>>
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Mojito
4 years
I think the best thing since my coming out to my family is how pro LGBTQ they've all become.
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@mojitoblooms
Mojito
4 years
Do you ever realise that you may be the toxic one?
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Mojito
2 years
@MariahFan @HolaDera Use you’re real account you coward.
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Mojito
4 years
I don't think intensely romantic relationships are sustainable the long run. It's more fun when the intense feelings taper out. And its just an easy familiarity, deep fondness and chemistry/compatibility.
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Mojito
4 years
Does anyone else just start craving dick in the mouth right in the middle of work. Or am I just a hoe?
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Mojito
4 years
There are fine fresh boys at this protest. What are you people doing at home? Your boyfriend is at the protest grounds
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Mojito
4 years
My own is that gay men have the right, as much as anyone else to be the worst version of themselves and be accorded the same basic dịgnity as anyone else. Stop censoring gay men please.
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Mojito
2 years
All the best tops in Lagos are in yaba/gbagada/akoka.
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Mojito
4 years
Also, it's human to want love. Don't let anybody tell you different. It's human to want reassurance, and closure and warmth. It's human to want to be safe as your most vulnerable. It's valid as well.
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Mojito
5 years
Have u met people that left parts of themselves with you? Like, you still want them. You feel they will reject you but still. You want them. Am I rambling?
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Mojito
4 years
I'm due for an evening out with the gays. Just talk, wine, food and gayism.
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Mojito
4 years
Being with someone you love that actually loves you back is such a big flex.
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Mojito
2 years
The news of more heterosexual people testing positive for HIV than queer people for the fist time last year doesn’t give us much to celebrate. Tbh LGBTQ people are just about 6% of the population. It’s reason to be worried. Please get tested and get on drugs if you’re Poz
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Mojito
4 years
I'm afraid of coming across as needy, but the truth is, I want to be near you all the time. But that's not sustainable, is it?
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Mojito
4 years
Is it okay to be horny? Because I am.
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Mojito
5 years
I need to have sex. It's really been awhile.
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Mojito
3 years
My most successful friendships are low maintenance. A word here, a text there. But the loyalty is insane.
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Mojito
5 years
I really wish straight people will stop assuming I want to have sex with them when they find out I'm gay. Rest. Nobody wants all that stress. Just run me my coins if we do bussiness.
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Mojito
4 years
See. Accepting yourself fully, completely, is; for some reason a long journey.
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Mojito
2 years
@D_lone_wolf_ @trending_medic You should probably read the actual trial transcripts . Stop following twitter PR by paid influencers.
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Mojito
2 years
@alpontif @franz411 @asemota A simple cure for the Awkwardness and social anxiety is group sports. If you get them involved in Team sports and they can build confidence. It’s easier for them to deal in social situations. That’s my experience.
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Mojito
7 months
@_ItsKiaBITCH Lol. Love the exceptionalism. Glad that you all admit it tho
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Mojito
5 years
Gay people in love are literally the sweetest.
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Mojito
9 months
@gbana_producer @olly_mira @rukky_nate @zikorx Don't test your partners love unnecessarily Sha. You may not like what you'll find out.
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Mojito
5 years
@esosaleonard @lafemmeindiana @Tesidorth Note that the picture you posted is not even always the case. Just the slim exceptions. Pregnant mothers sometimes have to be treated too.
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Mojito
4 years
There's a gay couple I follow. Started following them by accident lol. One is a grade school teacher and the other is a doctor. The way they tweert random "normal" things is actually goals. No unnecessary performance. Just average guys living.
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Mojito
4 years
I've been invited to senior partner's (exclusive) potluck. Thats probably where they'll finally realise I don't have sense. Yeah. No pressure. None at all.
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Mojito
2 years
@WordsSalad @jeunelis @justabeardman @antirez @NolanOBrien And spineless cowards never tweet with their real accounts.
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Mojito
3 years
Watching this man dote on his lover is a little intense. Bobo said he's craving Suya. And without questions, Bobo has gone to look for suya.
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Mojito
6 years
hello
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Mojito
5 years
It's not sex you need. It's intimacy you crave.
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Mojito
4 years
You need to convince yourself in spite of experiences to the contrary that there is an abundance of love out there. Love that will not break you. Love that will be in your language. Because that's the truth. It may take time, but it'd come.
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Mojito
4 years
I wish that queer people get to a time where they can just live. Without the burden of activism or exceptionalism. Just average mediocre people navigating life. Given the same benefits as everyone else.
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Mojito
4 years
@Liu_kangggg See. This guy is like the sweetest person there is. I doubt that he has sinister plans. I've had a weird week so, maybe he was trying to comfort me. But man I had to tell him. I'd kiss you back man. Stop flirting. Arrrhhghhh
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Mojito
2 years
I’m not of the older generation please guys. I’m just 29 brethren. @LeyonNell don’t spoil my market please.
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Mojito
2 years
She’s speaking within a context nowwww. This is an unfair thing to say. And you’re saying it because you know she’s lesbian.
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Nwanyi Mbaise🌸
2 years
There’s something weird and condescending about the way lesbians describe straight women, their marriages to men and heterosexuality in general. The whole cis nonsense inclusive. For people who believe sexuality is not a choice, you don’t give straight women the grace you expect
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Mojito
5 years
People that want to look for relationship should really stop being condescending on people that just want hookups. It's not that deep.
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Mojito
4 years
"I don't think anyone can love you like an Igbo man that has gotten past his IH" Lmao.
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Mojito
4 years
The gay culture of secrecy and extreme self preservation does damage. Look at the sheer number of serially lying adults with abandonment issues.
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Mojito
2 years
I’m increasingly physical. So touch me a lot.casually, playfully.platonically, touch me. Then talk to me. Be thoughtful too. I love that shit
@badassflickr
Cute boy big heart 🥰
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Q.8 How do I want to be loved? This is going to be exciting writing 😅
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Mojito
3 years
Told my friend I was queer and he said "I know"😳 Can you not steal the moment. Can you not? 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Mojito
1 year
You say?
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@chemicalbrodar
Chemical Brother 👌
1 year
Big butts make clothes look cheap no matter what. Small butts look so classy in everything
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Mojito
3 years
I didn't know being gay had to do with anything else but my sexual predilections.
@PrinceMarshal_
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I'm still yet to sit amongst gay men and hold relevant discussion on political, business and financial matters aside sex and fashion.
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Mojito
4 years
I'm watching this Igbo boy and his(Igbo) boyfriend have the most open conversation. And let me tell you... Love is sweet.
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Mojito
3 years
There's a section of twitter people your age who still think they can "Parent" the gay away. Boy, have I got news?
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Mojito
7 months
@akoslachapa @maryyylisaaa Please google akwaete and stop the ignorance
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Mojito
4 years
The way you people punish vulnerability is bizarre. See. Theres really no prize for being an unfeeling heartless bitch. None.
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Mojito
5 years
I wish that some gay people will understand that the fact that we are both gay doesn't mean we HAVE yo be friends. Chill babe.
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Mojito
3 years
Hi. About this. You don't have to pay agency fees/ legal, etc. Just the rent. Please retweet and refer.
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Mojito
3 years
I may need a housemate on the mainland. If yore interested in sharing a flat at ago Okota. Please Hola.
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Mojito
4 years
You people talk about "catching feelings" like it's the worst thing. Still startles me.
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Mojito
4 years
"Effeminate guys matter" on the TL but the easiest way to get you to stop chatting with me is to tell you I'm effeminate. The jokes write themselves.
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Mojito
4 years
How do you ask for bootyrubs and soft kisses without seeming needy? Keep me Anon.
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Mojito
3 years
This thing is called the homophobia of low expectations. The belief that everything bad about a gay person is not because he's human(and therefore prone, like other humans to be bad) but because he's queer. Unlearn it dears.
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Mojito
3 years
@tittyopian @KenyanHunk_ @Beautiful_Kaila @BienSur_JeTaime Got caught after how many decades? I mean, he was in their face the whole time.
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Mojito
4 years
. “Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.” – Maya Angelou
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