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Borderline nihilist. Melancholy resident. Philozoic. Ally. No debate twitter. Loner. SRKšŸ’–

Joined September 2012
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@mohmaaya
maaya
5 years
Going by the number of regrets that I have it's me who should have been named Malaala.
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@mohmaaya
maaya
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I thought I read a lot this year. Turns out it was only 8 books. A lot given it used to be 0 just two years ago though.
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@ScottAtlas_IT
The Independent with Scott Atlas
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.@GadSaad: ā€œTruly historical figures are not fence-sitters. They don't equivocate. @realDonaldTrump won the presidency twice because he doesn't give an F. @ElonMusk has achieved what he's achieved because he doesn't give an F … they see a path and they move forward.ā€
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Fingers crossed for my upcoming indigo flight 🄹
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@lovedropx
love drops
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Abhi focus airline mess par hai, aap kataar mein hain along with AQI, falling rupee, SIR suicides and other stuff
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So, I’ve decided, every time I fill up my car, I’ll name & shame the PM @narendramodi & the Petroleum Minister @HardeepSPuri for extortion. Paying ₹149/- per litre for petrol when the crude is mere $63 per barrel, is criminal So what if they hold power, it isn’t for extortion
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@ashatku
Adrian SHATKU
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I’m an Immigrant. America Owes Me Nothing, But I Owe America Everything. Immigration has always been one of America’s greatest strengths, but only when it honors the unwritten contract that built this country: gratitude, assimilation, contribution, and loyalty. I know this
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@HartoshSinghBal
Hartosh Singh Bal
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One enthusiastic hug by Putin
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@InvestRepeat
Save Invest Repeat šŸ“ˆ
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Indigo Saga 1. Govt issues rules to make flying safer in India. 2. Indigo didn’t like those rules. 3. Asks govt to rollback the rules. Govt refuses. 4. #Indigo collects money for flights that are never going to fly. 5. Don't issue cancellation advisory in advance. 6. Make
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POV: you turn on the hotel TV and suddenly it’s a new universe.
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@fwlaroiski
Laroi Esq. ✧
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Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here šŸ“If he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight!😘🤭
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@lovetoknow
LoveToKnow
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I can personally vouch for a dozen of these - from the genius silverware storage, to the perfect leggings with 70+ reviews, to the hands-down best pillows on earth.
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co-ord sets look like nightwear. ready to die on this hill.
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@MSDianAbhiii
Abhishek
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*Me browsing chrome in incognito mode* Sanchar Saathi App :
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@VatsMusings
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Any App to track Government's activities??? 🤨🧐
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@_svs_
svs šŸ‡®šŸ‡³
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This is North Korea levels. I think the end of this government is near. This is a panic move. Normally you don’t need this.
@nixxin
Nikhil Pahwa
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More bad news for mobile phone users in India (after SIM binding): Our government is mandating a government app (sanchar saathi) on every new phone, permanently, Reuters reports. Will be pushed to your phone via OTA. New smartphones need to have it. Users cannot delete it. This
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@RFupdates
Reasonable Faith
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Why Does it Matter that Adam and Eve Actually Existed?
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Nikhil Pahwa
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More bad news for mobile phone users in India (after SIM binding): Our government is mandating a government app (sanchar saathi) on every new phone, permanently, Reuters reports. Will be pushed to your phone via OTA. New smartphones need to have it. Users cannot delete it. This
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just because you can @ someone doesn’t mean you should.
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Hi @IndiGo6E is 6E-2342 delayed today as well?
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Koi na, there’s always a last time.
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@Azure
Microsoft Azure
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Just launched: Foundry Control Plane—a home base for developers to build and command fleets of agents. Now you can observe, protect, and control agent behavior across the full lifecycle.
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🄹 wtf
@raymondopolis
Raymond Russell
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(1) I love India (2) Anybody who applies for an e-visa to India knows the website is always comically, profoundly, embarrassingly broken It looks like it was written in 2003, kicks you out randomly without saving your work, won't charge your credit card until your nineteenth
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if there ever comes a day when there’s absolutely nothing to watch on any ott even then I won’t sit and watch a family eat. #diningwiththekapoors
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@PinketteXO
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Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames
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