Moby_Spurs
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@SpursOfficial . Lover of Inverted Wing-Backs. Partial to extreme sarcasm. #THFC #COYS #TTID
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He’s going to have to leave Arsenal if he wants to win things
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Must admit, the moment I saw Dyche had been sacked by Burnley, my immediate thought was ‘this must all be about Liverpool’…
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@KOMerchants
@Football__Tweet
Harry
@Redknapp
single handedly created the
@_DHOTYA
- and then successfully defended the title for over 30 consecutive years
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Literally spent two and a half seasons failing in front of our very eyes…but two drag backs later and people are begging for him back 🙄😂
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Alan Smith “well who saw this one coming?”
Every Spurs supporter “we did”.
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Lo Celso settling back brilliantly into a Spanish club, is vindication that our scouting team aren’t complete idiots.
However, his 2.5 seasons of poor performances for us, vindicate he can’t do it in the Premier League.
No drama, it happens. Sell & move on.
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How do I instantly know who watches & understands football and who doesn’t?
By their opinion on this guy. What a season Ben Davies has had for Conte. One of our longest serving & most reliable players, and has stepped up a level as a centre back.
Put some respect on his name!
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Conte: “I repeat, the chairman is a bald midget with a tiny penis, who cannot satisfy his wife. This is the story of Levy.”
[
@dan_kp
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BT dissecting the “why don’t Spurs play like that in the 1st half?” conundrum, when both Conte & Hugo have already said we’re playing ‘dead periods’ to conserve energy due to being tired & playing every 3 days
No big mystery.
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Just bought myself and the lad 2 tickets to watch Brentford on Sunday, so we can see
@ChrisEriksen8
play again! 🙏🙏🙏
#COYS
#THFC
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As suspected, not everyone appreciated me calling out nonce accounts. I’ve lost 30 followers - all fellow Spurs accounts…and 2 have even blocked me too!
Well all I can say is, good riddance!
If you’re ok with child porn being on Twitter, I don’t really want to know you! 👋🏻
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Emerson Royal is unfairly criticised. He’s actually one of our most reliable players defensively and Conte trusts him implicitly which will do for me.
We need to be more patient as a fan base. I don’t believe any of the above that I’ve written, but I want to prove no one reads.
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Not as much as my ring piece pulsates every time we have to defend
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Vicario
Udogie
Porro
Bissouma
Sarr
Kulusevski
Bentancur
Romero
Emerson, even!!!
I’m starting to think we were a tad hasty - come back soon, sweet rebuild prince! 🤍💙
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Any body language experts out there who saw this lot timidly ambling out with their heads down, shoulders slumped, for the 2nd half, fancy giving an appraisal? 😫
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Deadline has passed, and sadly I am now an ex-Season Ticket holder.
All I can say is, fuck you Levy, you’ve ruined something really good! 🤬
#COYS
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Arsenal fans defending “Mr DT” (aka Liam Goodenough) with “yeah but he’s innocent until proven guilty” in response to him being convicted by a judge and jury to 3 years in prison!
THAT MEANS HE IS PROVEN FUCKING GUILTY, YOU UTTER GIMPS!!!!
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They’ve literally gone and done a new signing video and a shirt presentation, to a player they already had. 😂😂🤣
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🚨 Confirmed. Liam Goodenough transfer from
@AFTVMedia
to HMP Bedford, on a 3 year deal, with the option of another year! 🚨
@FabrizioRomano
Here we gooooooooo!
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Too difficult to do deals in Jan. too difficult to have 2 strikers. Too difficult to move on the dead wood. Too difficult to sign up the Bosman players out of contract. Too difficult to etc etc etc…
I’m so fucking bored of the same old conversations every transfer window! 😡
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I can’t work out if I’m more shocked a) that he’s married or b) that she’s Tottenham! 😳😳😂
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Can I please just ask that even if you think player x, y or z is shit, and you want to vent about it on here that’s all good - but even if you’re 100% right… there’s no need to “@“ that players social account.
It’s not helping anyone, especially
#THFC
😞
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I can’t even begin to imagine the size and breadth of the campaigns Liverpool fans would start if this had happened to them
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@MoAmali
It’s an interesting point. Almost as if you take worse players out of a team and replace them with better players, then the team will improve.
I’ll give it some thought. You just might be onto something here…
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BT Sports Commentator: “I’m not sure how Partey has got away with that”.
You’re not the only one mate, you’re not the only one…
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Literally staggered at the amount of people on here trying to claim McGinn wasn’t a red yesterday!
It was redder than Alan Brazils face!
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Day 4 on the covid train. Awake at 5am coughing non-stop. Chest is definitely tightening, and my asthmatic lungs are feeling life getting that bit tougher to do their jobs…
Hoping my body fights back today! 💪🏼
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Got to be honest here, I’m not overly bothered if these sanctions have upset a fanbase of 60 year old racist skinheads, and a legion of gobby plastic internet fans from Lagos…
Karma. 🇺🇦
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Old. So fucking old.
Really no idea how this has happened. The last 10 years seem to have gone by in the blink of an eye.
Anyway -
#COYS
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@FootballJOE
@HojbjergHotspur
Fucking hell Reece, wind it in a bit son!! Calm down - it’s her moment, not yours fella!!!
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@FabrizioRomano
Definitely our type of player
Cheap ✅
Low wages ✅
Bang average ✅
Can pretend he’s a new signing ✅
Doesn’t make us any better ✅
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Can everyone just stop fucking moaning and go and enjoy a game of football tomorrow please? 👌🏻
😂😂😂
#COYS
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Anyone else worried we’ll be proper “on the beach” come Sunday, and will end up being overtaken by Chelsea? 🫣😱
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@PhallusCrystal
@parochena
@NewsForAIl
I’ve certainly seen them given. But surely, all we’re asking for now is to see some consistency
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VAR cheats us, every single week.
It was meant to end this shit, not make it even worse. I’m convinced it’s rigged
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Unfollowing an awful lot of kids this afternoon it seems.
Not surprised, but as ever - just very very disappointed…
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Put Gollini on. Then you’ll have some goalkeeping gaffes to complain about.
Jeez, this app - apparently it’s easy to be an elite goalkeeper for 15 years and never, ever, make a mistake, let alone 2 - when playing in the toughest league in the world. 🤦🏼♂️
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Just want to say what a player this young man looks already
I was worried how he'd adapt to England, to a back 4, and to being Inverted. But blimey, nothing seems a problem for him
Absolute class. If he's this good at just 20yo & only 6 games, imagine when he's had a season!
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@sirqoharastus
@TrollFootball
Yes, came through the youth system and played a few seasons until we let him go to Boca Juniors as he was getting homesick. Shame really, he went on to do well.
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Lose to Leeds on the last day.
Avoid the European Vanarama Conference League & having to play all our league games on a Sunday
AND relegate ‘Leicester City Fairytale Club’ at the same time…
am I bad for thinking all this as a guilty pleasure?… 🤔 🍆
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@MunichFanpage
@FabrizioRomano
@spurssglobal
Don’t be so defeatist, I’m confident Bayern will still make the Dier deal happen 💙👍🏻
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I’m actually worried for Ryan Mason.
Left to steer this utter shit show, morale through the floor, squad that can’t play in either a 4 or a 5 at the back, can’t create, can’t keep the ball, and goals leaking like a sieve.
Poor lad, this ain’t fair.
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@Billytheyid70
Let’s post these every 20 yards from Seven Sisters all the way to the Lane, to help welcome her on her walk 😎😆
#COYS
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@nonewthing
Yeah he’s amazing. What a signing. He can play the Kane, Son & Kulu role all at once! (whilst also filling in for Romero)
Incredible player. The new Pele. Man City can kiss goodbye to winning things now.
Arsenal nailed on to win Champions League this season now.
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Man U ticket just gone on the exchange, hotel booking moved to a cheaper weekend date for a nice break with the Mrs, and decision made for the season ticket renewal 👎🏻🖕🏻
Thanks Spurs, just saved me nearly £2k!
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It took a while after Poch’s departure to find the right man.
We tried ‘proven winner’ Mourinho. ‘One of our own’ Ryan Mason had a go. Nuno promised to ‘make us proud’.
But finally one man stepped forward to be the manager Spurs had dreamed of.
Take a bow:
Mikel Arteta!😁👏🏻
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The sooner you can accept the fact that -
“Tottenham will always let you down”
- the happier and more stress free your life as a supporter can become
💙 🤍
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@aroundliv
That ending is phenomenal.
She breaks the 4th wall, leaps out of the audience’s devices, and penetrates each viewer deep into our frightened souls.
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Never invested a single penny in 20 years… but funds are limited. 🤔
Funds at Tottenham are limited this January, and the club may be forced to look at loans and players at the end of their contracts.
-
@Matt_Law_DT
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Regardless of the manager situation, and the various pro’s & con’s of managers being furiously debated - I can’t help but keep coming back to this excellent video, and the answer to the question ‘Why are Spurs so boring?’
“Horse-Shoeing”!
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Considering how much I’ve just paid for a mushroom burger, 2 portion chips and a water, I’m unsure how we can’t afford to buy an attacker for the bench… 🤔
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Got to say, this fanbase is literally tearing itself apart.
My timeline is just 100% nasty personal abuse and insults, the moment someone posts something someone else slightly disagrees with - it’s pathetic tbh. Get a grip people!
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I do get the feeling that from the minute he’d signed the contract, and before he even set foot on a plane to England, Tanguy Ndombele has regretted joining Spurs and has wanted to leave!
Like the whole entire time he’s been here he’s wanted out 🤣
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@SkySportsNews
I absolute love this. He just about gets halfway through, with gritted teeth, correcting himself often to try to sound less bitter…but then 💥!!
In comes the question, and he absolutely unravels 😂😂🤣
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@xthfcdylan
He made a mistake giving a free kick against Udogie for a prefect tackle, which then led to Liverpool’s goal. - which therefore should not have counted.
That’s the only negative though, so 9/10 I’d say 👌🏻
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Anyone seen or heard from our Managing Director of Football recently?… 🤔
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Thanks to all the kind words below guys 💙
Sorry I couldn’t respond to all yet. Covid kicked in at lunchtime Xmas day and I’ve been in a world of hell since. This hasn’t been “just a cold” for me 😞
(To the 3 dickheads who attacked me for testing positive - go f*** yourselves!)
Ah ffs! Merry Christmas to me and Boxing Day with the kid at Spurs now off. 😡😡😡😡
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Does anyone else have a feeling Paratici is going to sack Spurs off before the new season even begins?
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Just trying to think dispassionately here. What would everyone have said 3 months ago if offered:
Bissouma in, Winks out
Perisic in, Reggie out
Richarlison in, Bergwijn out
Forster in, Gollini out
Lenglet in, Rodon out
And 2 wingbacks for the future
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@BeckydBecky
The defence definitely aren’t selfish.
Been giving absolute gifts away weekly, all year round!!
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@FormallyRicky
Wish I had a quid for every time over the last 4 years I’ve had to correct people James has never been a Gooner.
United as a kid. Big Ronaldo fan. Moved to support Cov more, once he started moving through their ranks.
He’s a top bloke too, fans are going to love him
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Odegard goes down holding his face - claiming a positive covid test, and requests to get the game rescheduled.
#COYS
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Ah ffs! Merry Christmas to me and Boxing Day with the kid at Spurs now off. 😡😡😡😡
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I miss the days when your club was linked with a player, or a deal was announced, on the back page of a newspaper only
You’d chat about it at school/work with mates, and that was it
It didn’t cause the entire fanbase to spend 3 days viciously arguing with strangers
#GoodTimes
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