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singer/songwriter. former hairdresser. weary traveler softball league & chess team. tender audhd. bounty hunter. (she/her)

madison, wi // los angeles, ca
Joined January 2013
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11 months
ABOLISH STEVIA
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1 year
@offbeatorbit BAHAHHAHAHA suck the chrome off a tailpipe 🙈🆘
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2 years
@lavern_spicer crazy, that’s my exact opposite experience being a black woman from wisconsin. cool story, though!
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1 year
@hasanthehun maybe you can like s c o o t it 💀
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1 year
no nashville hotel lobby is complete without playing the music of someone who has given me a UTI at some point
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2 years
NEW live recording of “go easy, kid” w @jamesblake coming out thursday (holy fuqqq) presave link in bio ! tag the last person you confided in about yr existential dread 🖤
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this is grace! @chancetherapper just 1. gave subtext from a tweet to give us all clarity 2. took responsibility for how that could enable the problematic 3. educated us on complex realities — all while, 4. supportively holding a friend accountable
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6 years
My fault yo
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@mmonicamartinn
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tomorrow
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
I am unspookable. I release my first song on friday. from now on I’m only eating roses. photo by Erica Génécé and styled by Jaraé Holieway
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
MARGO. YO. I think about this CONSTANTLY bc war on drugs targeted these groups and now they can’t be a part of the wave of legal entrepreneurship AND are still locked up. This is the trend I want to see more of. bless you guys.
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Margo Price
5 years
A percentage of proceeds from my weed strain with @WilliesReserve will go to the @bailproject to help the nearly half a million Americans that are jailed because they can't pay bail. This injustice impacts low-wealth communities & disproportionately women & people of color. ❤️
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@mmonicamartinn
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3 years
so i was just robbed the other night and i'm still waiting for them to steal my identity and inherit my 25 grand in student loan debt.
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
IT'S 2019 i'm releasing music + getting real real. "Thoughtless" is out on friday, can't wait for u to hear it
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
time passing is not an apology. hope this helps.
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6 years
HERE IS MY NEW SONG: . PLz BLESS me by SENDING AS A LULLABY TO Yr CLOSEST WITCH.✨ TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR TWO UPCOMING SHOWS (NYC/LA)✨SWEET BABY DESI GROOVED ON THIS COVER ART/TREATMENT/LITERALLY HELD MY BODY INTO PLACE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED/CAPTURED BY MOLLY
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
here’s the next episode of “what the f*** is that chord.” don’t @ me I wasn’t in choir #swiftlydeteriorated #howdopeopledothis #Omnichord #silentnight #gotosleepheaux #ouch
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
I’ve been trying to finish a song for so long but I’ve been frozen as fuck. for months. trying bold things to shake up my routine and figure it out... waxed the inside of my nose yesterday... that ain’t it. air seems... faster. taking in all allergens wholly. siq. call your mom.
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
it’s coming together right now 🥹🙏🏽 been a long journey and I’m grateful for your sweetness and encouragement
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1 year
hi @mmonicamartinn . this is me on my hands and knees BEGGING for u to release a full-length solo album PLEASE
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
a live version of Cruel is here and was created in the clouds at Valentine Recording Studios with Matt Roberts on the bass and Hana Kim on violin. (!!!!!!) u can watch the full video at and then show all yr friends. let me know what u think xxxx
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5 years
I HAVE MORE MUSIC COMING ON FRIDAY!!!! it’s a song called Patient. b patient my bbs
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5 years
hair as a weapon all 2019. . .
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6 years
tehehehhehe YES this summer baby yeahhhhhhh making songs all this last year 😍 😛 🍓 💯
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
app that lets you type in a password for your mom from 2000 miles away
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
does your computer ever say “use this fucked up password; we got chu, and it will come up automatically next time” and then leave you stranded the next time you try to log in.
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
“thoughtless” LIIIIVE with all of the genius and layered magic of @scarypockets how lucky am I!!!! full vid is out at 💫
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
right?
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1 year
no, I don’t *need* to drink to have fun; I *need* to drink to endure what most people consider fun.
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5 years
"Thoughtless" is out now at thank u for listening can't tell u how much it means to meeeee
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
freddie mercury was so special 😭 i haven’t seent the movie yet thooooo #bohemianrhapsody #freddiemercury i used tags sincerely so it’s the start of a new era y’all #adultass
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
feline cute; might nvr delete thank you 📷joe pugliese
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
every man who’s ever ignored a woman’s recoiling posture/vocalized boundaries at a bar yet continued to be a creep has 3 friends who do the same shit, 3 friends who wouldn’t do that but think it’s normal, and 3 friends who know it’s trash, observe it, and don’t say shit.
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
titties are single handedly keeping me afloat in this life
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
lol. time to make a record.
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
how are there so many covers of redbone sung by white people
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5 years
Patient is my latest and it’s out rn and foreva at hope it does somethin 2 u
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
let’s take a vote on how many exes i can haunt on my visit home
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
I’m going on tour with @NickelCreek ; all my dreams are coming true.
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
my van stopped working in Portland, so I think I live here now
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
me: title your voice memos; you’ll easier find your song ideas. also me every fucking time:
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
replacing the lyrics of kendrick's "element" w 'if I gotta get a MRI i'mma make it look sexy"
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5 years
ariel fish shot the live cruel video to real af film 🎞 made me feel like a shimmering ass binch
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
every time I see Kasey Musgraves on screen at oscars i am screaming in this bar. bitch fuck it up.
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
for all you naysayers of god by any name: i just had a young girl follow me around a CVS w a whoopie cushion, fake farting for 25 minutes 🍑💨
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@mmonicamartinn
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3 years
marry me, my dowry is debt
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
thank god for this marijuana because i would have never known that my oatmeal is just a wet cookie
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@mmonicamartinn
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1 year
new york acts like they’ve never seen a nerd with a fat ass before
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
“can you NOT put your BUTTHOLE ON MY HEAD” is yelled 20 times a day in my home smdh. (this is a pic from a consensual tail-tucked cuddle tho)
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
BBS I'VE LOVED TO HEAR YOUR WORDS ON "CRUEL" U R SO KIND AND MAGICAL. TOUR IS COMING SOON I CANT WAIT TO SEE YR FACES IN NY + LA IN 2019. IM GETTIN READY #PRACTICE #PRACTICE #PRACTICE
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
siri don't you ever autocorrect 'yada yada' into 'tara tara' again; I haven't seen tara since middle school and she was a trash shortstop.
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
In the new year may the midwest say how they actually feel and not suffocate themselves (and everyone around them) by repressing it
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
up from here 😛
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@mmonicamartinn
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8 years
Writing songs is the adult version of passive aggressive middle school MySpace updates.
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@mmonicamartinn
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4 years
wanting to start a 20 person group text where we share platonic nudes and everyone sends voice memos of cheering to each one
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6 years
i just came so much i am deaf.
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1 year
“If I looked like you and sang like you, I would be the most insufferable being on planet earth” -beautiful compliment from a wonderful man who has (clearly) only known me for 24 hours
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@mmonicamartinn
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7 years
thank you to Miss Shelly at @chachahair for making me feel alive again. ✂️
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
I promise I’m gonna do this before I die
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3 years
Petition for @mmonicamartinn to do an entire Christmas album
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@mmonicamartinn
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4 years
jenny slate is a G for that and holy fffff that would obviously BE A DREAM also i am her
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4 years
. @mmonicamartinn is the biggest cartoon fan and does the best voices @netflix #justsaying
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
imagine an old af, disappointed tammi lauren on her death bed regretting never having had the chance to suck marrow from the bone of a human child
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
up to date ✨tour dates ✨ will be posted on my tour page at 👀 click and follow to keep your ear to the ground
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@mmonicamartinn
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9 months
Ferrari show at pebble beach 🥹
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2 years
I have 4 different friends that have dated *m u l t i p l e* literal clowns and/or magicians and I’m worried.
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6 years
no matter how many articles i’ve read about exercise i can’t seem to get in shape
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7 years
someone just told me they like my "innocent farm girl thing going on" hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaa misleading folks since 2007
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7 years
like when ladies strategically pull their hair to the side in porn but i'm doing it while i eat a taco alone at a romantic restaurant
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
MY SHOW IS TODAY! NEW YORK OUI BABY SÍ! PUBLIC ARTS! tag your mom so I can buy her a shot.
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@mmonicamartinn
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8 years
sat in the tub and gave myself a Santa beard and laughed for five minutes straight.
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7 years
I'm gonna live tweet my uti
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7 years
i started my day with my exboyfriend's mom, sitting on her lazyboy, pants unbuttoned; tonight, I eat fancy deviled eggs alone.
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8 years
someone else dressed me
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2 years
home
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
GO EASY, KID live video w @jamesblake at Conway Recording Studios is out! link in BIO big love to director Chris Sgroi
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
Los Angeles - tomo at @moroccan_lounge - I will be playing my first ever solo set of my new songs 😭 - TICKETFLY SAID THE SALE WAS HOT SO COME SNAYTCH YR DONUTS BEFORE SOME OTHER BEAUTIFUL THOT DOES — I CANT WAIT YALLLLLLL #throwmybodyinthewash #wishywashy
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@mmonicamartinn
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4 years
ben and jerry go so hard and always have
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@mmonicamartinn
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2 years
“Hard To Explain” out now ✨✨✨ this tune was in my dear friend (songwriter/singer/loudest man) Jordan Laz’s unreleased/unfinished song idea grave for too long so i pried it from him and made it somehow more feckin emo.
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4 years
fucking. drag. me. then.
@LeftAtLondon
Im @leftatlondon on other websites too (HINT HINT)
4 years
just found out i have to RELEASE music if i want to be a musician
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New York, you guys showed tf up and FILLED ME WITH DELIGHT! thank you so mucho. more songs and more flow coming soon. 📸: @weallwantsome1
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7 years
I just yelled, "ooooOooOoh" because I saw a spatula created just for a blender 😩💀😫 im truly old and nearly dead.
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7 years
I'm moving to LA at the end of this month.
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@mmonicamartinn
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4 years
@jameelajamil COOL JAMEELA JAMIL MY ARMS ARE SNAKES DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST CUT THEM OFF? WHY HATE ON SNAKES? THEY’RE NOT BEES! LITERALLY SO RUDE TO LONG SLITHERING THINGS. YOU KNOW YOU CANT SPELL JAMEELA WITHOUT “EEL” AND THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING SNAKES. HOW DARE YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE.
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7 years
when you use lobster butter as highlighter
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
“Thoughtless" is out everywhere tomorrow but if u wanna hear it now instead it's premiering with the angels of @NylonMag rn. go listen!
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"I'm not the only one who knew everything..." @mmonicamartinn 's new single "Thoughtless" is an anthem for fucking up and trying again
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@mmonicamartinn
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3 years
I do not know how to talk to people I’m attracted to; I am a coward.
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8 years
Writing songs rn and feeling like I can't wait to look at them in two years and hate them and everything I currently stand for.
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7 years
I just dipped a fry in butter why do I beg for death
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6 years
plz wake me up once tesla starts making vibrators
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@mmonicamartinn
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3 years
😭 honored bebebebebe
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❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️
3 years
Follow @mmonicamartinn for all the good tones and feels.
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1 year
playing the ryman tonight
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5 years
someone on my team REenabled my instagram and i was salty for one second and then I realized my vanity got its groove back. #hehasrisen #dayenu
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carry on my wayward son but he can sing all the harmonies at once
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3 years
woken up by a cheering streets and honking horns
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7 years
I don't think I've heard one person say the word, 'avocado' in full since I've moved to California.
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7 years
when I take deep breaths in public, as to not hit someone, I picture wolverine feeding me luxardo cherries.
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7 years
do the drapes match the nails match the pills match the sky mat txhs th def eni ng celf h8 rd
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@mmonicamartinn
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4 years
& no shit we shouldn’t need whyte celebrity to affirm our humanity and we shouldn’t praise whyte people for being decent. when the black voice has to travel upstream to arrive to then not be taken seriously bc of history-long brainwashing, we’re going need allies. periodt.
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@mmonicamartinn
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5 years
did a fun sesh w @Jaminthevan and the tracks are available everywhere now... u can hear the live versions of "patient," "thoughtless," and a new one, "say" when ur hangin this wknd love u angels
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5 years
who does the illustrations for the signature bakes on the great british baking show and who gets to kiss that person
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@mmonicamartinn
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6 years
‘I am sorry all that I did still wasn’t enough.’ - he ‘...I was repeatedly asking you to do less.’ - me please miss me with nice-guy martyrdom and manipulation...
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1 year
cleaning my kitchen floor and stood up, hit my forehead on my mounted trombone; I didn’t scream as rage coursed through me thinking repeated practice of the 1812 overture. this is growth. i am zen. i am mental peace personified.
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