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Matt Burns

@mjburnsy

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Lover of gadgets. Occasional woodworker. Former TechCrunch Managing Editor. And I live in Michigan. That's about it. DMs open.

Flint, MI
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Matt Burns
3 months
Personal news: I was laid off at TechCrunch today along with a handful of Ops, Biz and editorial folks. All the best. TechCrunch has been my home since 2008. I grew up at TC. I traveled the world with TC. I became the fucking best at TechCrunch and it's their loss. DMs open.
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Matt Burns
3 months
TechCrunch laid off some amazing people today (I think I'm amazing). Please hire these people asap. 1. Managing editors @etherington and @mjburnsy (me) 3. Internet culture reporter @morgan_sung 3. Climate reporter @Harriblogs
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Matt Burns
3 months
I was laid off from TechCrunch yesterday, and it's hitting hard. I spent my adult life building TechCrunch. I joined the gadget side run by @johnbiggs in 2008. By the time Aol purchased TC in 2010, CrunchGear made up 1/3 of the site's traffic. John Biggs changed my life. He…
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Matt Burns
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Matt Burns
9 years
Career day at kid's school. Son wore #minecraft ts as he wants to be a dev. Per teacher "that's not a real job" so he had to sit the day out
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Matt Burns
2 months
It's been nearly two months since I was laid off from TechCrunch. A lot has happened! I connected with a lot of old friends, made new friends, had a lengthy hospital stay, and found some new projects. I'm thrilled to announce one of the new projects: The Resilience Conference.…
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Matt Burns
10 years
Tesla will soon have two inexpensive cars. Essentially. http://t.co/m73GKFyKP1
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Matt Burns
7 years
thanks for everything, @aplusk
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Matt Burns
7 years
@ajdomanico @realDonaldTrump Like those times you tweeted about a travel ban and then the courts used those exact tweets to show the ban is illegal.
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Matt Burns
9 years
Apple’s car said to come with 16, 64 and 128 mile range. Get it! Get it! I’m done here.
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Matt Burns
9 years
Ifixit Tears Down Apple Car, Gives It A 6 Out Of 10 Because The Windshield Isn’t User Replaceable
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Matt Burns
10 years
It's a bit strange that this Apple leak was found just minutes after Google announced its latest and greatest.... http://t.co/XKGUUuKLqf
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Matt Burns
7 years
@SecretaryZinke @jaketapper No, Secretary, unless you’re currently registered as an Boy Scout Adult leader, you’re a former scout. Words have meaning, sir.
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Matt Burns
10 years
The fact that it took Apple so long to pull the leak pretty much says the goal was to steal Google's attention http://t.co/XKGUUuKLqf
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Matt Burns
10 years
Because no "History of Tesla" story would be complete without a "Top Gear" video... http://t.co/0D0TYGjjvv
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Matt Burns
9 years
Panera bread, where they serve you a side of bread with your sandwich.
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Matt Burns
3 months
@NeeshaTambe What's next for me? I'm a Michiganian (not a Michigander), and I'm turning my attention to startups here. This state has the best people on the planet. We have capital and talent and must keep pushing towards an ecosystem that reinvests in itself. Believe in people. Hugs.
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Matt Burns
10 years
If Xiaomi is to expand outside of China, it must stop ripping off other products. http://t.co/UIGPy9fP9z
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Matt Burns
7 years
. @MIXhalo_ at #TCDisrupt changes everything. I'm in the front row of the conference and still using it because the sound is so much better.
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Matt Burns
3 months
Hire Catherine only if you’re looking for a wonderful human and talented/dedicated/thorough writer.
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Catherine Shu 🧶
3 months
Along with these amazing coworkers, I was also laid off after 12 years at @TechCrunch . I am looking for jobs I can do in Taipei, or remotely. I’m available for journalism and PR/comms work.
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Matt Burns
6 years
ces is dumb
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Matt Burns
1 year
Want to pitch your startup on TechCrunch Live right now? We're still looking for a couple companies to pitch in 10 minutes. Jump in Hopin and talk to Michael.
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Matt Burns
6 years
I just wish SF would tackle homelessness with the same sense of urgency as #scootergate .
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Matt Burns
1 month
Hilarious that Artifact and Yahoo gave The Verge an embargo instead of TechCrunch, who is owned by Yahoo and featured Kevin and Artifact at TechCrunch Disrupt 2023.
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Matt Burns
5 years
re: Shelby GT500 first drives. Was I the only one to get a drag time in the 10s?
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Matt Burns
9 years
At least it wasn't Comcast.
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Matt Burns
9 years
Dear Teacher, A Video Game Developer Is A Real Job And Should Be Celebrated http://t.co/ylWNEC8DEI Amazing support for this and my kids. tks
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5 years
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Matt Burns
7 years
@VP But everyday consumers cannot protect themselves now, sir.
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Matt Burns
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Thanks Obama
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Matt Burns
9 years
Cleaned out the junk drawer and found the @fitbit @parkjames released in 2008 at tc50. Still works. http://t.co/vCrygUBl1l
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Matt Burns
1 year
I’m sitting here reflecting on Wednesday’s TechCrunch Live with @Habi_co_ CEO and @mbatny of @InspiredCap . So much good stuff. *how to manage uncertainty *how Brynne built trust through transparency *why Habi works better in LatAm than the US *value of sharing vulnerability 1/
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Matt Burns
9 years
Bye Safari. See you at the next Apple event.
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Matt Burns
9 years
@riteaid your long receipts are bad and you should feel bad. This is from one item. Banana for scale. http://t.co/Qer0Ltfxvp
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Matt Burns
1 year
@BetsyDeVos so these school workers shouldn't make a fair wage?
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Matt Burns
2 years
what if Zuck knows Facebook is bad and is driving it into the ground for the good of humanity?
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Matt Burns
7 years
@chrislhayes How the GOP is going to lose its majority
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Matt Burns
9 years
I assume since I haven’t ordered an apple watch, sometime in the next week or so my iPhone will stop working.
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Matt Burns
3 months
The first Disrupt in 2010 was madness. Watching Carol Bartz saying fuck off to Michael Arrington was amazing. He deserved it in the moment. But that first Disrupt was wild. It was held in a vacated Chase Bank office building and was so hot we had to buy every box fan available.…
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Matt Burns
10 years
Remember that time one of the most important VCs in Silicon Valley sat quietly while Arrington and Whisper founder argued? #TCDisrupt
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Matt Burns
10 years
Did you know the Nexus Player isn't the first Android TV product to be announced? 'Cause it's not. http://t.co/zAKdylrZHE
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Matt Burns
6 months
Seems like the right time to share this fortune cookie message I found summer of 2022. #ftx
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Matt Burns
8 years
You know what the world needs right now? Not the Olympics.
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Matt Burns
7 months
This is fantastic hardware startup. They seemingly do a lot of the right things: Constant customer feedback, a robust security suite, and serious enterprise offering. Loved talking to them. They're worth a look.
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Keep Labs' smart storage redefines medication management by @mjburnsy
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Matt Burns
8 years
Uber but for delivery of humidifiers in CES hotels.
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Matt Burns
8 years
The fuck is this Pokemon? It won't get into the ball thing. #pokemongo @ D-bar-A Scout Ranch
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Matt Burns
8 years
Remember when CES was all about netbooks and we were like OMG NETBOOKS
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Matt Burns
3 years
Weedmaps adds in-app cannabis purchasing for iPhone users by @mjburnsy
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Matt Burns
7 years
dear roomba please make a roomba for stairs because that's a job that robots should steal from humans for real
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Matt Burns
3 months
I have a lot of stories and memories. I have to get these out of my head. My former TC colleagues know this well: I love sharing old photos. And I have so many old TechCrunch photos. So here we go; let's look back at TC from my perspective.
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Matt Burns
8 years
Internet companies, please take my word when I say I've reset my modem and router. We don't need to do this dance every time.
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Matt Burns
9 years
If you're flying over Michigan today and see something blinding on the ground, don't be alarmed, I'm just wearing shorts.
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Matt Burns
5 years
in case Trump shuts down the southern border I want everyone to know I have three avocados I bought to eat in the mornings but everyone knows I’m not going to do that. anyway. $500 each.
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Matt Burns
1 year
What are you doing around 3:00 EDT today because I’m hosting a really neat TechCrunch Live about how startups should handle uncertainty. It’s free and, I hope, fun. Register here.
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Matt Burns
8 years
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Matt Burns
10 years
can we just skip tomorrow? maybe post some gifs and go to the bar?
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Matt Burns
9 years
Ford is serving Evian water at a press event. I guess the recession is over.
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Matt Burns
5 years
Fact: I haven't registered for CES yet.
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Matt Burns
2 months
first 24 hour period without a fever in over 2 weeks. I'm back, baby.
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Matt Burns
10 years
BREAKING: Apple makes a joke.
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Matt Burns
3 years
@alex I'm hoping for $3.
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Matt Burns
7 years
Wait so Amazon literally wants the key to your front door and ya'll are like GREAT IDEA GIANT COMPANY
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Matt Burns
10 years
This is me at a hackathon. http://t.co/uSOnI6hzf7 #HackDisrupt
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Matt Burns
9 years
Windows Phones, the best phones no one buys.
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Matt Burns
10 years
Free Taylor Swift headline: Taylor Swift And Spotify Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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Matt Burns
7 years
@seanhannity I think you're missing a comma
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Matt Burns
8 years
. @romaindillet so french so vogue
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Matt Burns
8 years
Shoutout to the man pushing and shoving his way to the front of the Delta Sky Priority boarding scrum. You’re a true American hero.
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Matt Burns
8 years
Had @EnergyCurb installed today & love watching my energy drop after I yell at the kids to turn off the damn lights
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Matt Burns
6 years
Y'all know MWC is dumb right?
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Matt Burns
9 years
what? there's a $3.95 convenience fee to pay my Michigan taxes online? Seriously @onetoughnerd ? What is this? Ticketmaster?
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Matt Burns
9 years
Can you imagine going into Best Buy, dropping over a thousand on a new PC tower and getting stuck with Windows? Gah.
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Matt Burns
8 years
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Matt Burns
9 years
In an alternate reality Samsung Galaxy Gear watches are sold out until June.
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Matt Burns
7 years
Thunderstorm in SF twitter is a weird twitter.
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Matt Burns
9 years
But without Internet Explorer how will the internet download Chrome?
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Matt Burns
1 year
The TechCrunch Live podcast is back, and better than ever! Download our first 2023 episode right here.
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Matt Burns
8 years
Well. Disrupt SF is done. Let's plan CES.
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Matt Burns
8 years
MWC needs to ban selfie sticks
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Matt Burns
8 years
@evleaks oh my that's something special. It's like if Dockers made a phone.
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Matt Burns
9 years
there is no way tomorrow's internet will be better than today's internet.
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Matt Burns
9 years
Someone sent me a TechCrunch cologne. I'm not sure what the message is here.
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