Why didn’t we learn about the Bolshevik revolution in school?

Return of the Doink

Mike Judge has always been right about everything

We need to organize legions of right wing mothers of infants to roam college campuses and just place their babies in the arms of co-eds. This could save civilization.

Awesome

We choose her. We, Japanese people, voted for her. Fuck off western media retards

Japan experienced the richness of diversity for a single election cycle and went full fascism. Incredible.

For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to

@OlexGameDev @SandyofCthulhu Freedom to hire does not mean freedom to import as many people as you want from any country you want. American citizens and taxpayers are not obligated to organize our society around allowing large corporations to lay off Americans and replace them with foreign nationals.

Weed might be holding you back

Since there’s so much confusion on Trump Accounts: -Newborns get $1,000 that compounds until they’re 18, at which time, only the kid can access it. -Kids 1-9 yrs old get $250 in seed money from the treasury dept, and the rest is the same. -Kids 10-18 can still register, but

My female coworker and I were talking and she blurted out “sometimes i think that women shouldnt be allowed to vote” I went ring shopping that night

A streamer started a livestream from Antarctica and immediately had his equipment confiscated and was banned from internet access for a week.

>IQ over 200 >works as a bouncer for over 20 years >no academic pursuits >develops one of the most intricate mathematical theories which essentially proves God's existence >claims the CIA staged 9/11 to distract from this >wins $250,000 on a TV show >retires on a farm in Missouri

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Yup. Everyone on planet earth just watched the election fraud video.

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

My boss is totally unhinged. He just divided a stack of resumes into two, threw one pile away and said “we can't work with unlucky people”

If you’re a Republican who’s offended by Trump’s Lion King parody video, unfollow me. I don’t care if he posted it, if a staffer posted it, or how it got up there. If that’s what sets you off, I have zero tolerance and zero use for you. Fragile Republicans aren’t my type.

He’s getting everyone to watch a video about election fraud and uses calling Obama a monkey as the hook. It’s such classic Trump. Like ten years later you still haven’t learned