Eagles are releasing six-time Pro-Bowl CB Darius Slay, per sources. If he is designated a post-June 1 release, the Eagles will save $4.3 million against the cap.

I'm not that worked up about the Troy Weaver thing but also, bruh. You're sitting in the stands as the GM of the worst team in franchise history. Did you think you were getting a high five and a butt slap? Hell you're lucky fans still care and still go to games.

Jets win that game in regular time of they hadn't suddenly gone ultra-conservative. They had all the momentum. #Jets #BillsvsJets #Bills

How are we supposed to fix Afghanistan when we can't even get Florida right?

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

Me checking the Saints box score and seeing that Brandin Cooks has 0 targets despite the Saints' 49 points:

Finally the best player in the draft is picked! Jags got a great player. Dunno what Chargers or Cowboys were thinking #DraftTown

#drafttown

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I just created my own Banana-Gram as part of the #ChiquitaSingOff. Create your own at http://t.co/mJNgxor8YL

Hey LT, how has Jay Ajayi not been taken. Am I crazy for thinking the Cards need him #selectionsquare #DraftTown

"He doesn't watch TV often" I say to my friend, as 2 turns on Disney Junior with no assistance

wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous

If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?

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Time to relax! Fire going in the fireplace, window cracked so we can feel the breeze off the lake (@ Weathervane Inn) http://t.co/LwbMNPkn

Just completed a 1.63 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/0sTVGrqL #RunKeeper

I just unlocked the "Warm Up" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/AVSIefvB

Just completed a 3.25 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/TFHyZmgB #RunKeeper

I just unlocked the "5K" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Th3L7O8y