Michael Stumpf
@mike_stumpf_
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Jets. Yankees. State-Sponsored Pirate. Hot and nasty Surface Warfare. Everything on this profile is my opinion only.
Joined December 2024
#Mids QB Blake Horvath: “It’s kind of insulting to hear other teams throw around the term, say they’re a brotherhood, and meanwhile they’re bringing in 20, 30 guys in the portal, guys are leaving, guys are getting paid more than other dudes. This team is truly a brotherhood.”
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“Army Navy is overrated”
Army Navy is overrated and completely wastes what could be an awesome day of football by being the only game on.
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“Is there such thing as right of way when it comes to two different types of crafts?”
A plane taking off strikes a boat, all passengers as well as the operators are accounted for, but who is at fault? Is there such thing as right of way when it comes to two different types of crafts?
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.@SecArmy , let me know if you need my corpsman’s information. Always happy to help the Army patch up after Saturday. GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY! @USNavy @USMC @NavalAcademy
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Restraining myself from showing apples into my mouth like a feral horse
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Every weightlifting forum ever: “bro if you’re not eating unseasoned ground beef and rice for every single meal, you’ll never be in shape” Cool dude, I just made something with 3x the protein and 2x the calories, for 100x the taste.
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Quick, some random passerby please name exactly what these three Army uniforms honor.
Oh no When you put them all next to each other you see they’ve had the same uniform every year
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Check out my game day guide for the U.S. Naval Academy! Navy quickly turned into one of my favorite FBS game days:
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Navy football game day guide. Check out the traditions, tips, and more for your next trip to one of college football's best towns, Annapolis.
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Going to the NFL game in Madrid this weekend and for the first time since getting here... the Spaniards are going to experience the full American Michael Stumpf Football Experience.
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You see this? @Sanderzzz_ looks like the best sports account on Twitter is a vandy fan
@SickosCommittee drunk at the @VandyFootball game with no service but will look later ⚓️⬇️
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This is the best thing any country could possibly do These Chinese fishing fleets are so large that they’re visible from space and work as vacuums, vacuuming the ocean over which they pass dry of life. It’s horrific, and has destroyed the fisheries off South America in
RARE FOOTAGE! Last moments of the Chinese fishing vessel Lu Yan Yuan Yu 010, sunk by the Argentinian Navy for illegally fishing in the Argentine waters. Argentina warned the Chinese vessel with aerial firing, but it was ignored. @ForwardReports @Jay83214566 @markcojuangco
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i’ve restocked a few of my sold-out prints in very limited quantities, including my NASA, U-2, arleigh burke, and j-10 designs
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That’s 4 TD passes today for Sam Darnold, who is absolutely balling.
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