Michael Chacon
@MichaelChacon
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Thanks @VancouverPDUSA @VancouverUS for installing no parking signs on my street while I was at work and then painting up my car immediately, a note would have worked
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Just wrapped up shooting "Dance Thief" music video featuring #Solowheel with the hilarious & talented @Con_Bro_Chill
http://t.co/rnthTns8
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opened the @adamcarolla podcast app and saw the adam and @drdrew show...my dreams have come true...
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I'm sure Obama will make a great president. I can't wait for him to get started.
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AHOY! John Mulaney. Live in Portland. Nov 29-Dec 1. Lil baby John (30 yrs old) is gonna tell jokes. Be there. http://t.co/Z6dqH1PM
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I dont like the KIA gerbils' lower bodies. Is this relatable?
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Let's go America all over everybody's asses today. #RockFlagEagle
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Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. Feels great until you look down and realize you're gay @joerogan @adamcarolla
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@adamcarolla "cats walk around like their shit doesn't stink, and yet it stinks the worst of all."
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"@AlexThomopoulos: Dear whole foods i just wanted to buy fish this morning, not shit my pants, but thanks.
http://t.co/9Wu7LpZ5"
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Michigan State has a new course on surviving a zombie apocalypse. I think it’s a trap because the prerequisites are English 101 & Brrrains.
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Just got some weird looks at the health club when I unrolled my Ke$ha yoga mat.
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According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex. I’m just glad listening isn’t important.
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There’s a "Great Gatsby" film coming out in 3-D. They say it’s like Fitzgerald’s depiction of a generation's angst is coming right at you.
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"When you're fucking up and you say 'I'm doing the best I can', that means you're a fuck up." - @adamcarolla
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@fatcatford there aren't any other cats that fat within miles, its you!
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