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Memes and shyteposts from the 49th floor.

Miami, FL
Joined October 2022
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@thecarolemalone
Carole Malone
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But even though he’s been voted out, he is refusing to go. Only goes to prove how entirely unfit he was to ever be president of the union.
@ArchRose90
Chris Rose
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George Abaraonye represented everything that’s wrong with modern Britain. Elevated beyond his skills, self-entitled, always someone else’s fault and no respect for tradition. Glad he will no longer be the President-Elect of Oxford Union.
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@calvinrobinson
Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️
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This is how to visit the Holy Land. Instead of praying at the Roman fort, pray at the Holy Sepulchre. Instead of praying near the site of obsolete sacrifices, pray over the final sacrifice, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour. Ditch the wailing wall, avoid the gnashing of teeth
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@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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The same people that did this want us to be outraged about construction at the WH
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@panos941
👁️BigBroKnows👁️
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🤣😂🤣
@pr0ud_americans
𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
6 days
Your average "No Kings" protest today...🤣
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@TakebaSweep
Yuka-Chud
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Wow…I just realized…it means that without ICE there is no democracy…deep and profound…
@PopBase
Pop Base
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A melting ice sculpture of the word “Democracy” was placed in front of the U.S. Capitol.
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@miami_machine
Miami Meme Machine
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@catturd2
Catturd ™
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First pictures of the No Kings rally are being posted.
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@varadmehta
Varad Mehta
9 days
The people who tore down the guardrails to get Trump are very upset to discover that the guardrails they tore down to get Trump are nowhere to be found now that Trump is in power again and he has no interest in putting them back up.
@nytmike
Michael S. Schmidt
9 days
NEW: Ten months into Trump's 2nd term we can make two conclusions. 1. The containers/guardrails in his 1st term were indeed containing him as much as we thought. 2. The warnings those containers -- like John Kelly -- made before the election about what Trump would do if he didn't
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@Sachinettiyil
Sachin Jose
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The statue of Christopher Columbus, which was defaced and thrown into a river by leftist protesters in Virginia, was relocated to New York under the initiative of Italian Americans last year. Video: The New York Post
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@StockSavvyShay
Shay Boloor
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Blackstone says the next big thing is chips, data centers & power. The first two feed on the third as U.S. electricity demand climbs 40% in the next decade. Supply is $VST, $CEG, $OKLO, $CCJ, $LEU & $EOSE Demand is $NBIS, $IREN, $CIFR, $WULF & $CRWV https://t.co/RGlq6ZdAXh
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@drdanchoi
Dan Choi, MD, FAAOS
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Americans were literally tricked into supporting the Affordable Care Act
@anish_koka
Anish Koka, MD
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Why are a healthy 32 year old’s premium $7200/year with a $6000 deductible? Gruber, ACA designer on passing Obamacare: “Lack of transparency is an advantage” “If we explicitly said healthy people had to pay for the sick, the bill doesn’t pass ..” https://t.co/jy7DG1Crug
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@lawler4ny
Mike Lawler
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1) Obamacare was passed by Democrats 2) the Obamacare tax credits were passed by Democrats during COVID and slated to expire at the end of this year. 3) since Obamacare took effect, healthcare premiums have risen by over 60%. Your failed policies created a healthcare crisis.
@hakeemjeffries
Hakeem Jeffries
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Republicans have created a healthcare crisis in America. We must decisively address it.
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@flapprdotnet
Flappr
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The peak woke era had to be experienced to be believed. Look at how these women had to pretend this dude falling all over the ice was normal.
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@redsteeze
Stephen L. Miller
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The party that claimed to fix healthcare in 2014 with landmark legislation is now shutting the government down because they say healthcare isn't affordable?
@AlexThomp
Alex Thompson
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.@Nate_Cohn’s analysis: “Only 1% of Democrats said health care was the most important issue facing the country in last week’s Times/Siena poll. This shutdown is “about” health care only because congressional Dems redirected the energies of the party’s base onto an issue they
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@WallStreetMav
Wall Street Mav
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Obamacare (ACA) explained … Democrats passed Obamacare which made deductibles so high that you rarely ever reach them, so you pay for insurance plus out of pocket for insurance you rarely use. Designed to hurt working class to fund healthcare for deadbeats and illegal aliens.
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@sunnyright
Sunny
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Crazy how this keeps happening It’s almost like the whole “wishing death on conservatives and their families” is more common on the left than you’re told it is
@nypost
New York Post
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NJ school board race shaken up by vile text attacking conservative mom and her body: ‘This bitch needs to die’ https://t.co/BziLmJpThK
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@mario4thenorth
Mario Zelaya
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Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. Not 4. But 5. They’re 1 short of a full blown men’s volleyball team. Keep men out of women’s sports & change rooms.
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@KellyLovesBirds
🎃🦅McKrowComics🦩🎃
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“Honey, you won’t believe the day I had. Becky at work—” “HMMMMMM HOOOO HAKA SHAAAAAA HEEEEEE ROOOOOO SHAKA LAAAAAAAA!”
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@TONYxTWO
TONY™
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“I will say thank you to Trump for bringing these National Guards and doing what they doing down here in Memphis. For the first time in 5 years.. my kids have been able to play in the backyard comfortably. I haven’t heard a gunshot in 2 weeks.” “I’m happy.” Love this!! 🔥🙏🏼👇🏼
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@willchamberlain
Will Chamberlain
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On Tish James: Here's what you need to know. If the facts alleged in the complaint are true (which seems very likely), then Tish James committed garden-variety mortgage fraud, which plenty of normal citizens have been prosecuted for and convicted of. There's no novel theory, no
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