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Pandor to Blinken:
•You can’t just come in and claim to lecture about democracy.
•Foreign interference has created instability, incl funding opposition groups against liberation fighters.
•Africa’s mineral wealth has made it a target for destabilization by imperialists.
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This picture won’t trend. Why, because there is no nudity.
Our people are corrupted.
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Ok folks. Let’s settle it once and for all.
Chapman or Chamisa?
Like for Chapman or retweet for Chamisa.
@DrivenChapman
/
@nelsonchamisa
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This is how Germany engineers construct highways (autobahn): first a 40 cm reinforced rigid pavement. Followed by a layer of flexible pavement which is the road surface.
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🧵4 Amazing buildings I have seen.
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1. Eastgate: Harare
Eastgate's studied by civil engineers the world over due to the advanced engineering technic on which it was designed, called bio-mimicry.
Eastgate was the first building in the world to use sophisticated natural cooling
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After
@DMwonzora
& Mlevu
@ProfJNMoyo
debate, I want to organise a debate between
@DMwonzora
and
@nelsonchamisa
Like if you think it’s a debate I should organise, and retweet if you think such a debate should not happen.
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The Zupco monopoly should have been phased, first starting with Harare, to make sure all routes are adequately covered with a clear timetable. The Zupco management needs to be held accountable.
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So 16 million Zimbabweans waited for a man from India to come and mix sugary water called Pepsi, Mirinda, 7Up etc and make millions from them?
Are we really this useless? Our sugar, our water, our labour?
Chokwadi chokwadi we could not make that sugary water?
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Ok, I have seen the Al Jazeera documentary. Saka gold racho rakabiwa papi?
Pane akashaya gold rake here?
Break it down for me, thanks,
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Zimbabwe’s robotics team win Gold medal in Switzerland beating many countries, including Zambia.
Good morning
@joseph_kalimbwe
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Who will win the debate?
Like for
@DMwonzora
& retweet for Mlevu
@ProfJNMoyo
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There is no question that there was lack of emotional intelligence in
@GGuvamatanga
's party and the public offers to multiply the bill five times. Party yes, but remember your perch in society.
There is no need to do Mbinga antics when holding a senior GVT role.
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Travel Warning: We warn all Zimbabwean citizens and Africans that they must exercise caution if they are in the UK or traveling in the UK.
The risk of instability or incidences of violence remain high as the unstable Boris Johnson regime crumbles.
@HMAMelanieR
@TimoOlkkonen
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CNN is featuring wheat production in Zimbabwe. Says output this year will provide 30 months of wheat supply, marking a time Zim is wheat self-sufficient.
Only negative comment came from one
@gift_mugano
@basera_john
,
@edmnangagwa
&
@akin_adesina
are doing the Lord’s work.
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Must read 🧵
1/11 It’s important for Africa to plan accordingly: The West (NATO) is planing to go to war with Russia & China.
The British are beating the war drums.
10 years ago, my Harvard Prof, Graham Allison, postulated the THUCYDIDES TRAP here is what it means…
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This is beyond shocking!
We differed, he blocked me, but am still shocked.
RIP Musaigwa.
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Notice: Zimgold, a cooking oil refinery in Zimbabwe, is inviting farmers with minimum 1 hectare plots to join their contract farming program for sunflower.
They will provide ‘free seed’ on contract.
Go for it.
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These 2 have mid-life crisis.
They are behaving like Chivhayo.
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There is nothing to be gained from even getting a greeting from Tony Blair, a war criminal who started a vicious campaign against our sovereign Zimbabwe which he tried to militarily invade.
This is bad optics. Blair is a NO NO.
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Following Mwonzora's space, and Chamisa's interview with
@bbmhlanga
, I think it will be in the interest of both men's supporters and fencesitters alike if the two have a political debate.
I therefore challenge both
@nelsonchamisa
and
@DMwonzora
to a 3 hour political debate.
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Feed him with cheese and samoosas and he will trash his country all day.
Some Africans 🤷🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️
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Trevor Noah is quitting the Daily Show after 7 years.
Since Zuma and Trump are no longer Presidents, he is running out of content.
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DONE: The masterplan for a new city, Mt Hampden, aka New Harare is now complete. Work to build many building for administrative functions will begin going forward.
Inspired by Great Zimbabwe, the Master Plan bears the spirit of traditional planning with contemporary dynamics.
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They were interviewing themselves, the aspiring VP and her colleague Wamba.
PaStreet boys dzinoti kuzvifonera 🤣🤣🤣
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Cecil Rhodes died in Muizenberg, Western Cape in South Africa in 1902.
He chose to be buried in Zimbabwe and the journey took weeks. He was buried on top of a granite inselberg, a sacred place called Malindidzimu, aka. World’s View.
Why do you think Rhodes chose this site?
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Zimbabwe Defense Forces mortar (morotera) crew at the Masters of Artillery Fire international competition starting on August 13 in the city of Nur-Sultan in Kazakhstan.
🇿🇼 all the way. ✊
@tendaimadondo
@Tinoedzazvimwe1
@nickmangwana
@chakaInvincible
@gorekoremrshll
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Eh, MaZimba, there is no need for pressure pese pese. Take it easy pakukwira ndege. Your seat is guaranteed and the plane won’t take off until everyone has boarded and taken their seats. Take it easy
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New Parliament interior.
It’s looking 👌
Revolutionary house this.
No puppets in there
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South Africans must know that Heritage Day CANNOT just be about dressing like this. Heritage MUST also be about LAND. There is no better Heritage than owning your own land. Dressing in these beads means nothing without land.
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This year, I may need an entire GMB depot to myself!
I have an amazing Maize crop.
Ivhu kuvanhu.
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Zimbabwe National Geospatial and Space Agency (ZINGSA) will launch Zimbabwe’s first satellite ZimSat-1 next month.
ZimSAT-1 will be launched by JAXA from its KIBO module.
This will be a milestone for Zimbabwe’s space program.
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Diaspora people, tell us what you are going through out there. Don't be shy. We won't judge anyone.
Share in the thread👇
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Haters of Jah Prayza must be choking in their own bile because Canada said yes, in huge numbers.
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This is a 5MW hydro power plant in Honde Valley. An IPP project.
The owners live in the UK, but saw the opportunity.
Meanwhile, the people we taught engineering here, vana Arthur Mutambara can't build sh*t. All they do is whine and complain. Wasted education.
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@MthuliNcube
& Mangudya are doing Zimbabwe a DISSERVICE by maintaining USD as legal tender.
It’s unsustainable & ruining local markets.
Local USD transactions must be outlawed
USD is RESERVE currency for key imports. We can’t be using USD to buy maputi, beer, matohwe, etc.
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Uebert Mudzanire is a jackass. He is unprofessional. He isn’t even street smart
The opportunity he got is the highest honor a chap like him can get to serve his country, but he screwed it up trying to look like a connected wheeler-dealer.
That said, the docie is a damb squib.
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I understand she is excited. But someone needs to whisper to her to stay away from social media.
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Pakistanis are resisting regime change. I hope they succeed
Thank you to all Pakistanis for their amazing outpouring of support & emotions to protest against US-backed regime change abetted by local Mir Jafars to bring into power a coterie of pliable crooks all out on bail. Shows Pakistanis at home & abroad have emphatically rejected this
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I drove on PE road a few days ago. Then I drove on it 30 hours later and there was a new surface with road markings but no sign of the workmen and their equipment.
This is impressive. I haven’t seen such road construction pace in Zim before ✊✊
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Some Mazizi can’t see what
@Cde_Ostallos
told them. They can’t sift the signal from the noise 🤣
He said:
-No congress in form, character and practice.
-There is no vacancy in CCC.
No more illusions about citizens what what.
Chamisa has never liked electoral congresses.
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The Chadcombe armed robbers gunned down by Joseph Nemaisa had targeted the wrong house. The target was a businessman in the neighborhood whose employee had connived with the armed robbers.
They made the mistake of their lives, targeting Walker Chadcombe Ranger✊✊
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A wealthy Zimbabwean, Hamish Rudland, today secured approval to underwrite & effectively take control of Tongaat Hullet, a South African sugar producer with operations in many countries. South African capitalists are struggling with this reality. They are throwing toys all over.
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The Japanese Yen is weaker than the SA Rand or Kwacha.
SA Rand is weaker than Zambian kwacha.
Mauritius rupee is weaker than the kwacha
The Indian Rupee is weaker than the kwacha.
Korean Won is weaker than the kwacha.
It all doesn’t mean sh*t for poor Zambians
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This is the best bus terminus I have seen in Zimbabwe.
It’s being constructed at the University of Zimbabwe at that old bus rank.
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I just wanna make this point:
I employ a lot of people. At my workplace the average qualification is a bachelor’s.
Now we don’t care in our workplace whether you are eating a LOAF of bread or eating AVOCADOS or both, we care about delivering RESULTS.
Results chete chete.
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You have become an expert wekungoshora. How many people have you helped? Can you help anyone?
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The newly completed Hwange Thermal Power Station Unit 7 has started powering 300MW into the national grid.
Huge milestone.
@edmnangagwa
isimbi yebasa.
@Tinoedzazvimwe1
@cdesetfree
@adv_fulcrum
@ShumiraiNyasha6
@Jewels_MsJay
@Princess_Bell88
@hwendec
@General_Afrik
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The Queen was alive from 1926.
In that period she witnessed WW2, fall of USSR, birth of Israel, atomic bombs, invention of computers, JFK assassination, Moon landing, HIV/AIDS, Internet, 9/11, Iraq War.
Only thing she didn't see is MDC/CCC winning elections in Zimbabwe.
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You may not believe it, but this actually happened.
Then
@nelsonchamisa
’s spox Nkululeko Sibanda
@DrNkuSibanda
would post fake news, then log in with his ghost accounts to respond to himself.
On this day, he forgot to switch accounts & started congratulating himself 😂😂
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This is criminal. Parliament is doing this? I have never seen a $9000 laptop before, not even the one Jobs was trying to make at NeXT in the 80s cost that much.
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I understand this young man has been charged for leaking Mai Titi's daughter's nudes. Fair and fine.
But Fifi wacho must equally be charged for recording and sharing pornographic material.
We can't have laws effected for some while leaving out other culprits.
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So 16 million Zimbabweans waited for a Chinese entrepreneur to fly from China to Zimbabwe to package their water into a ZLG & Vivon bottle and sell it all over Zimbabwe for ZWL$23.
Shuwa shuwa you are pretty much all that useless?
And you are all whining for jobs?
Nxaa 🤷🏽♂️
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I see a lot of charlatans who have never created anything, never formed anything, never built anything, can't even write a constitution or set up structures for their own makeshift political party busy going at Makandiwa.
Makandiwa built a church from scatch. SHUT UP!!
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@edmnangagwa
should abandon anything to do with the Commonwealth - a post-colonial club - and seek to join the BRICS instead.
The world order is shifting. There is no value add from thaT Commonwealth club.
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She was keen to panic and help with the wild fire in Australia.
There was a veld fire in Matebeleland but she neither panicked nor offered to help 😳
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The richest man who ever lived, arguably, is Mansa Musa. He ruled over Mali (Mali, Guinea, Senegal, Gambia…) for 25 years.
When Musa went to Mecca in 1324 via Egypt, he gave away so much gold that it caused a drop in gold prices for over 10 years.
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This is a Zimbabwean flag hoisted atop Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China.
It doesn’t mean Zimbabwe has colonised China. It’s a flag not a military base.
Fact is by signing up for a U.S. military base in his first 9 months in office,
@HHichilema
has proven he is a U.S. puppet
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Sri Lanka, a country not under sanctions, has officially declared that it's bankrupt.
Civil servants hv been instructed to stay home as there is no fuel left.
Schools are closed.
Sri Lanka has a population of 20 mln and a GDP of $84 bln.
Zimbabwe yakasimba amana.
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This is
@joseph_kalimbwe
's primary school in Sesheke rural (see him peeping thru the chink). Instead of lecturing
@lilomatic
on bathing, or neighbours abt the Kwacha, he & his Prepaid President
@HHichilema
can prioritise this instead of signing up for imperialist military bases.
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Skilled Rebhara Vs Mudiwa Hood.
The lawyers are now involved.
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11/ Let’s do what can be done today without fail because tomorrow is a third of time.
Finally: what can be done should be done. What can’t be done must be done.
Their war is an opportunity for Africa to turn the tide, even if they end up choosing to nuke each other.
[End]
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10/ Forget fertilizer from Russia and South Africa and build a solid local fertilizer supply chains.
Let’s improve our corridors to the sea: Europe will need more coal. Eurasia will need more steel.
Let’s quickly sort out the Beira corridor, especially the railway.
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Chitungwiza hospital.
Say no to fake news and fake news peddlers.
Thanks
@TendayiZinyama
for the Lord’s work.
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Do you know why
@TembaMliswa
is fuming all over the place over primary elections in a party he isn’t a part of? Because dear sister was walloped in Hurungwe 😂😂
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Since people like to put their private selves out in public, study this picture carefully. What do you see?
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Edgar Lungu getting shocked at how grocery prices have skyrocketed in Zambia since he left office.
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Strive Masiyiwa has corrected the nonsense that the British (media) tried to peddle that he is British.
"I'm not British. I am Zimbabwean": Strive Masiyiwa
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Afreximbank will build a regional Centre in Harare at the corner of 7th & Herbert Chitepo, opp. Greenwood Park.
The bank will build a 10-storey hotel, 7 story office block and two-storey conference center on the 15000 sq.m space provided by Gov of Zim.
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Fact of the matter is that this dead woman is a an instigator, presider and beneficiary of British plunder, slave trade, colonialism, wars, mass murders, widespread starvation, deprivation and grand looting all over the world.
No people of conscience should mourn this thing.
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Zim men, do something about your big sagging bellies.
Big bellies must fall.
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Phatisa Nyati: I love this story because Joseph Nyathi trained as a Zipra cadre, and when he came back, he was in 5th Brigade. I realize it’s a story many people are not aware of when they think Gukurahundi. In other words, there were Ndebele people.
This is rarely talked about
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9/ More importantly: we must reconfigure ourselves away from global supply chains.
Forget wheat from Russia/Ukraine, let’s grow ours.
Forget imported crude oil:
@BusisaMoyo
& company must build local value chains, invest that $200 mln in local sunflower contract farming.
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Mugabe saw the end of Britain a long time ago. They didn’t listen 😂😂
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South Africans, I come in peace. Educate me please. Why does a Zulu King need the Church of England to coronate him?
The Church of England (Anglican) broke away from the Catholic Church because a British dictator wanted to marry another wife.
Are Zulus British subjects?
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I have not met a single intelligent and educated person who thinks Chamisa has the depth and gravitas to be President, none.
Not even a single one. I am very smart and I hang around a lot of smart people. I haven’t met anyone who thinks he has the depth.
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Today is 18 April, the day we officially freed ourselves from the chains and shackles of British colonial looters after Africa’s longest 15 year armed liberation war from 1966-80.
Never forget that they subjected us to biological & chemical warfare.
🎶Nyika yedu yababa…🎵
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Patrice Lumumba, handcuffed by imperialists including the USA & Belgium.
They killed him, chopped his body up and dissolved it in acid.
They stole his gold tooth for good measure and took it to Europe, kept it until this year.
Then they lecture us on human rights? 😳
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Before you go around the region pretending you know a lot about development, first build descent housing in your village
@joseph_kalimbwe
Action speaks louder than words.
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The United States wanted
@akin_adesina
out of the
@AfDB_Group
. Africans kept him there anyway.
AFDB is investing $24 bln in agriculture over 10yrs, incl in Zim’s wheat farming.
If you listen to the man speak, it’s easy to tell why the US wanted to get rid of him. Watch👇🏽
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I was the first person to disclose that Mbudziyadhura couldn’t pass security clearance for the ZBC job he so craved for.
Does it NOW make sense why he didn’t pass Security Clearance?
Anyway, this what Mbudzi said about SANCTIONS in 2017, achirakasha Dewa Mavhinga👇🏽
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What is Zimbabwe waiting for? Still chasing the useless Commonwealth?
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man can receive from his newly wed. But now, there’s nothing like that any more because it’ll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, exams marking scheme & for kombi fares.
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Haa guys, politics hadzisi bho. Saka
@DrNkuSibanda
vakatozopera zvekudaro.
Just like that? 😳
Vakamubata rough.
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You will probably never catch Mahere smiling like this ever again.
This shot was taken same month 4 years ago.
She almost kissed our noble military men in uniform.
She was happy with the transition to the second republic.
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Oil and gas mast up in Muzarabani.
@edmnangagwa
is overseeing the entry of Zimbabwe into the oil and gas supply chain.
It’s early days, but when the entry of Invictus was announced in 2018, mazizi, incl. likes or Freeman Chari, trolled and mocked the company, incl it’s offices
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A comparison of poverty rates for 3 countries: Zimbabwe, Zambia & South Africa.
Zimbabwe: 38% (4.8mln)
Zambia: 54% (10.6 mln)
South Africa: 55.5% (33.3mln)
The data speaks for itself.
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I am at the Cyber City in Mt Hampden.
Work in Progress. They have started clearing and constructing the entry roads.
Handei tione ✊✊✊
@nickmangwana
@Tinoedzazvimwe1
@NtateRanaka
@bvanyangu8
@VusiNyamazana
@DrMutambudzi
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