Mother Fucker Jones (Charlie Heat Version)
@mfjones69_
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These bitches don’t even know who Rick James is.
Joined June 2011
Legendary Samples, a thread: . 1. No More Parties In LA/Suzie Thundertussy
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@itanimals0 The guy who said “drown the dog…he’ll let go” had me pissing myself 😂 everyone looked up at him at the same time 😂😂😂😂.
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@itsavibe I gotta watch the whole interview. Katt Williams going off. I’ve seen 10 different clips from this one interview on twitter today.
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No. You buckle up. You people from places where the bars close at 2 don’t know how to act when alcohol is served 24/7 and you’re allowed to walk out the bar with it. Half of these folks with be on the pavement laying in a pool of their own vomit.
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@jk_rowling They didn’t hate your books until you told them that you believe in reality lmao.
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Brooks Koepka: “lemme get one of those”
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@b_dechambeau Michael Jordan. Breaking 50 requires a score of 23 under par and he loves golf. Y’all can do it at Grove XXIII.
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@JordanHallWX All of this for pea sized hail is ridiculous. I would be livid. There better be bowling balls falling from the sky if you’re gonna take it upon yourself to shut down the interstate.
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@MT_Prxphet At least we know he’s actually freestyling. Ain’t no way he wrote this beforehand 😂.
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@_MLFootball @KingOfPhinland @ian693 @B_Shousejr @DolphinsTalkTom @NealDriscoll @VBSofficial_ @FinsPhanatics @JoeRobbie_ @lexiosborne @ArrowheadLive Top left look like a Chilis hostess.
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You look way cooler smoking a cigar after throwing for 463 yards and 5 touchdowns in the national championship.
I'm not saying JJ had a better season than Burrow did, obviously. I'm just saying. JJ's CFP cigar pic is so much more badass than Burrow's 😂. #GoBlue
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@Brilan57 This is how you hit the joint when a stranger passes it to you. You can hit the joint without putting it in your mouth. I believe this method was made famous by Tommy Chong because he smoked with so many strangers.
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They really let me walk all the way to the middle of the field and chill with the referees and shit before the game. No one thought my drunk ass looked out of place 😂🤦🏽♂️. But that’s a geaux tigas 🐯
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@gigi2p French Montana had the most absurd “fat ass” bar though. HER ASS FAT, I COULD PARK 10 TAHOES ON IT 😂.
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@_OgStu Facts. I used to work as a contractor and I took a salary job to get more consistency in my life. Now I have a consistent schedule and PTO, but now I have no money and every time I ask for more money they look at me like this:
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@micahdotcom Unlimited PTO is a scam. They still have to approve your PTO. It’s not like you can just take a month off. The reason they call it unlimited is so they don’t have to pay out your unused PTO when they lay you off.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I love how he pulls up to the scene sipping on a cup of coffee and just casually hops out and drops the dude with one shot. No heavy breathing or anything. Just another day at the office. Hit that man with a logo 3 😭.
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This wheel chair football league offensive coordinator used motion more than Pete Carmichael.
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@NoCapFights She put her purse down and started hitting jojo siwa dance moves. I woulda ran 😭.
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@IcyVert We not normalizing the nail painting and making tiktoks like a 14 year old girl. Shit is mad weird. This is where we draw the line.
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@DailyLoud I don’t understand why you would want a picture with an NBA player’s wife anyway lmao.
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@DonnieDoesWorld You corrupted these young men. Now they gonna be sucking on Beijing AC units for the rest of their lives.
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@Twweeee1 Photo shop. But that’s how it feels after you smoke some of that Bay Area zaza and you start driving around in a Toyota Camry that you rented from Enterprise.
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@raouldukeBJ This looks like a bad hangover day. Only getting up to get the door dash order 😭.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The way everyone reacted to this man getting shot to death right in front of their faces has me shook 😬.
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@DailyLoud The teacher was mortified. She thought he was about to snatch the mic like Kanye 😭.
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@DailyLoud I guess OutKast, UGK, Three 6 Mafia, Hot Boys, Wutang Clan, etc. we’re just a figment of my imagination.
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@mena_ganey How about this…fuck you Mena Ganey. I’m thoroughly entertained by Lt. Dan. The guy never claimed to be homeless. I don’t give a fuck if he went to jail for beating up an EMT. The guy is riding out a catastrophic hurricane in a sail boat. It’s entertaining. We are all.
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@ChadNotChud Movies used to be so much better as a whole. I feel like they don’t make “classics” anymore. They’re just pumping out dog shit.
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@nick_underhill If you didn’t say the grill came with steaks…I would have expected the O Line showing up like this 😭
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@PGALIVHotTakes I think they should have a tournament every year where they play at a local muni. They don’t fix it up. Just leave it as is and let us see how they play in our conditions 😭.
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@nikeboyaustin @Domthgr8 I think he’s playing chess. He knew this would go viral and now someone is gonna start a go fund me for his commissary 😂😂😂.
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@AuxGod_ @LilTunechi This is why Wayne is the greatest of all time. He gave us his best music for free. No one is fuckin with mixtape weezy.
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@mymixtapez I don’t trust anyone that picks someone other than Kevin Heart. This is so easy.
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My friend took this picture of Morris Bart at Rocco’s yesterday and I can’t stop laughing at it 😂
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@contactabrother Being high (on weed) doesn’t really affect my ability to do everyday tasks. The only thing it does is make me worry that people might think that I’m high lol otherwise…it’s completely normal.
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@ysk100k 1. Smoke the first half.2. Go eat the most ridiculous food you could find on yelp. 3. Come home and smoke the other half. 4. Play PlayStation.
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@lildickytweets You went to the lakers game instead of the Philly game. You can’t call them out 😂.
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@jiminsprnt Because he raps about shooting people. Maybe if he didn’t rap about shooting people, he would be a good voice against gun violence.
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@wizkhalifa I hope you got paid a lot of money to talk to this broad that’s not funny at all.
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